Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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My best guess is that Emily wants to keep Amber as a long distance thing like she did her last 1000lb whale. Much more convenient to keep her separated in a state over and only a few hours flight away from everything in her own life. Amber will keep gaineeen despite all the anachan baiting because it's what she needs to do if she's going to keep being claimed on the internet. Emily will probably start flying over at the end of every month for a gross freaky weekend at Amber's, then fly back home. Just like she did when visiting her half ton ex.
It'll be interesting if (very big if) she ever moves back into the feeder's basement but I doubt it given how insufferable she is, and how Emily's much more concrete boundaries aren't manipulated by her antics like all the other wipey's were.
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
My best guess is that Emily wants to keep Amber as a long distance thing like she did her last 1000lb whale. Much more convenient to keep her separated in a state over and only a few hours flight away from everything in her own life. Amber will keep gaineeen despite all the anachan baiting because it's what she needs to do if she's going to keep being claimed on the internet. Emily will probably start flying over at the end of every month for a gross freaky weekend at Amber's, then fly back home. Just like she did when visiting her half ton ex.
It'll be interesting if (very big if) she ever moves back into the feeder's basement but I doubt it given how insufferable she is, and how Emily's much more concrete boundaries aren't manipulated by her antics like all the other wipey's were.
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Since shes apparently been fired from her job shes gonna have to get a new one and save up quick to visit amber if shes gonna afford a flight. At least she will only have to pay for one seat.
 
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Chef Autism said:
On the topic of her pouring salt all over the pasta and cake - she's only doing it because she likely has another entree and dessert or two that she hasn't shown the camera. She can afford to performatively dump salt on those and toss them because she's just going to turn the camera off and eat what she didn't show us.
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No doubt in my mind that whenever she goes out to eat, or orders food to her house, there's no less than 2 entrees for hershelf minimum, every time.

Kela de Thaym said:
Oh yeah, with that top there’s no ay she isn’t baiting Emily. Pure fetish fuel.
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That's from several years ago, Becky was the one filming.
 
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cascadeplatinum said:
Yah this is closer to what she’ll look like if she actually sticks to a weight loss routine. I wouldn’t do it if I were her, it’s too much ugly, hanging skin to drape and rip and have to spend more money on surgically removing. If she actually lost 100-200 pounds and had a neck like Tammy Slaton, we’d never see her, filters can’t fix that. Go out fat and happy, Hamb. The alternative won’t buy all that much time, and the time wouldn’t be worth the trouble.
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Apologies if I am missing the sarcasm, but I very much disagree with this. She would have irreparable damage to her body, just like you can't stop smoking a pack a day for 20 years or stop doing hard drugs and expect you are just as healthy as someone who never did, but if she lost 350 pounds she would gain decades on her life, avoid many medical issues to come, and could even reverse some medical conditions that she already has. Things like chronic back pain, arthritis, type 2 diabetes, and high blood pressure have all been known to resolve in a good amount of those who could get down to and maintain a healthy weight.

Appearance wise, you are correct, she will never look like a normal human. Best case scenario would have her body covered with dozens of feet of scars and still be weirdly bulky.
QueenCeeSmoo said:
She has said she heard bad things about Adderall. In reality she is going to reject anything that actually causes weight loss. Something is wrong with her in the head
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I've got to imagine that ADHD stimulants combined with semaglutide injections would cause Olympic levels of weight loss. I wonder if anyone has done that before?
 
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Noom Boom said:
I've got to imagine that ADHD stimulants combined with semaglutide injections would cause Olympic levels of weight loss. I wonder if anyone has done that before?
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Yes, I picked up a second job to afford semaglutide and a personal trainer, I was also on Aderall (hence why I was able to work two jobs). You will not eat at all, the semaglutide alone will make you forget about food completely, mixed with amphetamines it will look disgusting. A regular person would get a couple meals a week. That's why it's so insane to me when I see these hogs gulp down a whole meal while on semaglutide, how much do you have to love food to push past literal nausea, stomach/intestinal pain, and your own mind just to get that next hit? What a lot of people like is that it takes away a lot of food centric thoughts, it's just not that important to you anymore.
However, that means that if you were dependant on food as a coping mechanism then that often means transfer of addiction. I was smoking like a fucking chimney and very unfortunately got into league. That's why you need healthy things you can rely on (no, Amberlynn, a relationship is NOT a coping mechanism, no matter how much you treat it as such).
 
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spergsperg55 said:
That's why it's so insane to me when I see these hogs gulp down a whole meal while on semaglutide, how much do you have to love food to push past literal nausea, stomach/intestinal pain, and your own mind just to get that next hit?
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Simple. Not everyone is affected the same by the side effects. Many people either don’t get them at all, or they ease over time. I know many folk that take GLP-1s, that say they don’t experience any physical side effects. Some will say they loose the food thoughts though so stay on it.
 
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I call shenanigans said:
Australian mammals, insects, and reptiles are fucking cunts. They’ll kill you. Shame she wasn’t subjected to any of them rather a “baby” roo.
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Yeah man.. I wish that was a Red Belly Black Snake or a good ole Aussie Brown motherfucker around her neck..a Redback Spider coulda been a fun way to end vlogmas.
We have too many “cute” creatures id love to introduce this fat cunt to. You don’t really know life till you’ve had a liver tit sized welt from a venomous spider.
She’d never even survive the current heat in Australia.
 
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Okay who leaked it? The Haambeast herself? Emily the Psycho? Erica or Alexis the attention ho?
 
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im so sick of this woman constantly going on and on about her tiktok...nobody gaf if you went "viral" on there girl, you can shit in your hands and clap and go viral on tiktok. it's not an accomplishment. the people in her comments gassing her up are probably either trolls or feeders so idk why she's gushing about her "supporters" on there. I can't wait til the cancer that is tiktok is finally removed from society, praying that they do the same to these other short form content slop-machines (yt shorts, reels, etc).
 
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RainbowAloe said:
Who gives a fuck if FFG implied she seen it or not. That does not answer any of our questions or concerns about said video leak, at all.
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FFG having seen it might indicate where the leak could have come from?

Edit: Ditto Jordy.

Look, just because you don't like the source of the info doesn't mean it's immediately worthless...see re: KiwiFarms.
 
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it seems it definitely came from twitter, original acc has been nuked.
who had an access to that video? amberlynn's catfishing bestie, i forgot her name? i wonder if she was the one who leaked

but i also think, while filming, surely amber understands that these things WILL end up online for everyone to see? maybe she posted it herself
 
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