"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 12 26.7%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction (uohh...)

    Votes: 33 73.3%

  • Total voters
    45
I never liked Jim, he has a normie/redditor personality that I find tedious. I gained some respect for him when I heard him say that his constant shilling was to make sure his wife is taken care of when he dies. That's insanely sad.
But how does paying a pig woman to shake her digital tits at him while she plays Dragon Age the Veilguard help Jade? Like yeah he can spend his money on whatever he wants, DSP style, but don't pretend it isn't gross and weird and kind of adulterous.
I never realized prior to this comment how much Jim's arrogance is not really that different than the well-deserved stereotype that Redditors have. So much of his content is punching down at low hanging fruit, that it is easy to position yourself as some sort of paragon compared to the subject matter. As stated multiple times, he does not cut ties with someone until the public opinion is already in favor of the position he's gonna take. Everyone gives him copes for why he is slow to come around and load him with praise when he finally does. The only thing that separates him from Redditors is that he does occasionally punch laterally or punch up, as he did with the Quartering and Caked Alaska, whereas Redditors find themselves out of their depth when going against someone who is even vaguely competent. "Le smarmy faggot" has run its course.
 
Best example of this was when he did ten streams in a row giggling about how COVID was going to kill everyone on the planet (which was FUNNY and COOL because Jim is so COOL and DETACHED) and refuses to this day to admit he was wrong.
Jim was genuinely terrified of C19 killing him, He was just too cool to admit it so wraps it all up in humour. The man is a manchild, He can never been seen to take anything seriously, never been wrong because he was never serious to begin with.
You can't make paypigging a V-troon cool and based though Jim, KYS it's over.
 
Jim was genuinely terrified of C19 killing him, He was just too cool to admit it so wraps it all up in humour. The man is a manchild, He can never been seen to take anything seriously, never been wrong because he was never serious to begin with.
You can't make paypigging a V-troon cool and based though Jim, KYS it's over.
Jim playing Calvinball is part of the problem. Fans who interpreted him as some sort of 5D genius because of it are actually far worse. His "laugh it off nihilism" is really something that should die with him. It's fine to visit that headspace from time to time, but no one should ever make that their permanent residence. The financial disarray of the 2010s is just the physical manifestation of this metaphor.
 
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You know what, the a-logs won me over. White knighting for Gym is now cancelled. I exclusively white knight for Flamenco now.
 
There should be a poll for what new ailment Mister Munchausen is going to claim he is afflicted with on the next stream. He always has to have a new one because he has to keep escalating to get the paypigs' wallets out.

Welp, Jim no longer has the title of "least fiscally responsible Minnesotan." Rackets came in in the 11th hour and stole his crown.
Impossible to determine the winner without knowing how much Jim gave PuritySin.
 
Who has the better goon cave?
"autistic" for Jeam.
"dumb" for Rekieta.
"Optimistic" to free ABG.
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🚨🧹 CODE RED JANNY ALERT 🧹🚨
LEVEL TEN SWEEP WARNING IN EFFECT

Shamefully, a tranny janny appears to have secretly threadbanned @All becomes gunt and deleted his true and honest depiction of Mr. Munchausen, along with every other mention of it in the thread:
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Look, I can see why the caps lock shtick might get annoying after a while, but don't be a tranny. Post a warning against slapfighting, or at the very least an explanation of the ban so users don't repeat the behavior.

That's not what happened, though. Some ABSOLUTE FAGGOT TRANSGENDER JANITOR (who does it for free btw) got so seething mad about a lolcow forum making fun of his e-daddy that he SWEPT IT ALL UP, while still being so ashamed of his own disgraceful simping for a pedophile paypig and debt-dodger that he kept it secret.

BUT IT WON'T WORK. THE CAPS LOCK ARMY WILL KEEP POSTING JANITOR GYM'S NEW AND IMPROVED FACEDOX UNTIL.THE SWEEPING STOPS.
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SAD
PATHETIC
 
anti-Jimmers really are on suicide watch with no chance of slowing.

When will you niggers stop showing your true colors everytime something minor happens to someone you don’t like?
It’s not funny, you’re not funny, we used to be able to generally laugh at shit but you a-logs ruin everything you touch.

Friendly reminder that even with some light CC debt Jim will be remembered long after you are forgotten.

So good goyim pay your usury tax to affirm those toys I know you love to shove up your anus and continue to a-log someone for not paying the fare to those innocent bankers who will take the absolute first opportunity to foreclose on your house the moment they can.
Do you think they would choose to spare your life if it meant it would cost them a dime? Yet you get on your knees and beg?

Not only are we experiencing late-stage capitalism but we are also having to suffer Reddit niggers and it’s getting embarrassing. Sorry if I missed some crazy happening in this thread since I just don’t have an hour to slog through meaningless a-logging everytime something “happens” to Jim.

When I find myself agreeing more with AP that’s how I know we’ve passed the point of diminishing returns.
Holy shit if this isn’t the fucking truth, I’ve been scrolling through page after page of this fucking sperg bullshit because I actually want to read the debt documents but it’s all just faggots sperging about how “we got Jim this time bros!” But none of these smoothbrain retards have bothered to link whatever page it’s on. Also enough of the meta faggotry, we’re here to read about metokur, not his self important soilent alogs. And no I don’t trust your faggot summaries because all of your posts are cancer. Let me read the documents and don’t flood the thread with shitflinging.
 
Holy shit if this isn’t the fucking truth, I’ve been scrolling through page after page of this fucking sperg bullshit because I actually want to read the debt documents but it’s all just faggots sperging about how “we got Jim this time bros!” But none of these smoothbrain retards have bothered to link whatever page it’s on. Also enough of the meta faggotry, we’re here to read about metokur, not his self important soilent alogs. And no I don’t trust your faggot summaries because all of your posts are cancer. Let me read the documents and don’t flood the thread with shitflinging.
Original post with docs.

 
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