Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[3MMA]

It's mine!"

More like, “It’s mom’s.”

 

[Bill Evans 45]

But the whole second house thing brings us back to the bigger question: why didn't they just sell it last year and pay off this mortgage on the main house

Because Nick is an arrogant prick who was off his face on alcohol and drugs and doped up Kayla is about as much use as a wet paper bag.

 

[Oxyjen]

he will be fine,

His parents will just buy it at auction.

Incredible scenes non-the-less, well done @Melty Butter
And just yesterday people were complaining about content drought!

 

[SargonF00t]

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This needs to be combined with Fat Head Boss Baby Barnes screaming out, "Rekieta's already won"

 

[General Tug Boat]

Rackets updates New Years address in recent revelations of how his life has completely spiralled and 2024 will look like a walk in the park compared to 2025.

“Happy New Year's Eve, everyone. 2025 promises to be a beautiful disaster. Don't make mortgage payments. Snort coke. Pursue a polycule , be a cow, find julay! Life is a balldo, strap it on, or leave it on the shelf; just choose consciously. I'll be seeing you all at the back of Denny’s. Peace.”

The second year in a row that in a last minute sparkling revelation that this guy seriously is looking to win this years Julay awards.

 

[Major]

So Crackets was making a million dollars in a year and somehow managed to increase his debt. Amazing. I guess Camelot wasn't joking when he said nick spent 20k a month on booze, coke and whores.

 

[Nobusuke Kishi]

Marc Randaza isn't cheap kids.

 

[Space Faring Marsupial]

Rackets updates New Years address in recent revelations of how his life has completely spiralled and 2024 will look like a walk in the park compared to 2025.

“Happy New Year's Eve, everyone. 2025 promises to be a beautiful disaster. Don't make mortgage payments. Snort coke. Pursue a polycule , be a cow, find julay! Life is a balldo, strap it on, or leave it on the shelf; just choose consciously. I'll be seeing you all at the back of Denny’s. Peace.”

The second year in a row that in a last minute sparkling revelation that this guy seriously is looking to win this years Julay awards.

It wasn't much of a jump. Nick has been a demonic milk machine all year.

 

[Kheapathic]

So Crackets was making a million dollars in a year and somehow managed to increase his debt. Amazing.

He really should apologize to DSP for mocking his bankruptcy scam. The difference between Phil and Nick, is Phil only lost one of his properties and kept the house he currently resides in. Nick somehow lost both. Yeah I'm saying it; DarkSydePhil is more fiscally responsible than Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law, a small law firm in Central Minnesota.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

He's crashing and burning at mach 5 but will still tell you that YOU'RE the loser.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I wonder. Do you think this was just a matter of Nick being bad at law? Like he got drunk and said "Hey, the house is in trust, they can't evict me if I take a mortgage and don't pay it back" and just thought he discovered a free money glitch?

Anyone with (or without) a mortgage knows that if you don't pay you can lose your house. This isn't arcane legal knowledge.

250K won't get you far in a suburban market and certainly nowhere near appropriate for 5 children. A single couple with a 250K budget still has decent options in the suburbs and great options in the sticks, not so much for five child families. If you're willing to hop over to South Dakota, 250K can get great properties in idyllic towns. With 250K and seven people to house, you're probably best buying several neighboring trailers for cash. With the online nature of his work, he can literally make dozens of dollars a day streaming.

He's not in a suburb. He's not even in an exurb. But we know his main house is estimated at around $900k and the other around $400k. A $250k homevwouldn't be comfortable.

Technically, it is 1877.93 plus necessary insurance premiums plus monthly property tax amount (The lender will almost always bake these into a monthly obligation, so the underlying asset isn't lost to tragedy or failure to pay property taxes. He does however get around any PMI payments because he has under 75% loan to value). Even if the insurance and property tax throw the payment closer to 2200, it still is retarded to not keep up with minimum payments.

I thought I saw it was ~4.75% - which means $1640ish for $316k.

And dad covered the most recent property taxes, no? They're due half-yearly every May and October.

Taxes and insurance don't have to be included in the mortgage amount - I throw in my taxes to the mortgage payment so I don't have massive amounts due 2x/year, but I pay my insurance separately.

Tl; dr: he's a fucking idiot, and regardless of whether he can (or his parents can) pull current, he's a damn disaster as a human and a provider. I rarely wish people ill, but his arrogance in continuing to posture when he was buying trash cars (and crashing them) and complaining about $3000/month snack bills, coking1 up, and swanning around with a mistress, yet not paying for the basics makes him deserving of mockery and schadenfreude. How inept can one person be?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick complained of his $3k/month “snack” budget but didn’t mention he was skipping mortgage payments at the same time.

I can’t wait to hear his explanation for how this is all really a win. SOMEDAY HE GETS TO TELL THE STORY, GUYZ!

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I thought I saw it was ~4.75% - which means $1640ish for $316k.

Derp, I put 360,000 in the calculator. Regardless, I don't know how stringent the mortgage company would be when the loan is well under 50% of the value of the home. In MN, almost every lender requires PMI for any loan that is over 75% of the value of the underlying asset and almost always requires that the taxes and insurance are baked into said payment. If a borrower dodged their property tax, but paid their mortgage, the bank would have no asset to insure against default of the remainder of the loan, putting the lender in a terrible position. The same would be said if a fire totaled an uninsured house. But these can be circumvented by other means, whether it is putting up other assets as collateral or really any terms the lender finds amenable and reasonable. As said, when the loan is less than half the value of the property insuring it, they might not be so adamant about such things.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I was going to joke that "I guess he'll have to go work for Ty after all," but I'm wondering if Ty would even take him at this point.

Who knows. Remember, on the day Nick was exposed for having given his daughter cocaine, Ty Beard was staunchly defending Nick in the chat. The only remotely sympathetic theory I have about that behavior is that Nick's parents have Ty Beard watching Nick to make sure he doesn't fuck up even harder. Turns out it didn't work so well since Robert Lord here is about to be homeless because he's a junkie retard.

He really should apologize to DSP for mocking his bankruptcy scam. The difference between Phil and Nick, is Phil only lost one of his properties and kept the house he currently resides in. Nick somehow lost both. Yeah I'm saying it; DarkSydePhil is more fiscally responsible than Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law, a small law firm in Central Minnesota.

Nick's insults to others are always just projection.

-Ron Toye
-Russell Greer
-DSP
-Null
-Eric July
-Hopefully not Montegraph but at this rate who knows

 

[Sexy Potoo]

The fact that Rackets didn't fully own his own property after being one of the literal top dogs on youtube is hilarious. I can't understand people who get their hands on vast sums of cash money and still leave themselves in debt.

I am laughing now, but part of me is worried that Feb 3rd, 2025 is the date that Nick drowns his family in a lake like racoons in a murder/suicide.

 

[DAT DIGGA]

Who knows. Remember, on the day Nick was exposed for having given his daughter cocaine, Ty Beard was staunchly defending Nick in the chat. The only remotely sympathetic theory I have about that behavior is that Nick's parents have Ty Beard watching Nick to make sure he doesn't fuck up even harder. Turns out it didn't work so well since Robert Lord here is about to be homeless because he's a junkie retard.

Nick's insults to others are always just projection.

-Ron Toye
-Russell Greer
-DSP
-Null
-Eric July
-Hopefully not Montegraph but at this rate who knows

Ron Toye might be better than Nick.

 

[stupid frog]

He's crashing and burning at mach 5 but will still tell you that YOU'RE the loser.

Shut up, nerd. Cool people ruin their lives, and the lives of their alleged love ones!

 

[NSA Intern]

BALLDOVER, FELTED, ETC

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Man, when you wake up and see 20+ new pages in the balldo thread, you just know good shit is happening. Ya love to see it.

We will not hit 8000 pages before new year. We might not even hit 7777 (maybe).
But Rackets got that second LOTY award in the bag.

 

[Canard]

He really manage to clutch an other one in on last day... Amazing work.