Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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I know body language analysis can be bullshit but this is one of the few times where it’s obvious to anyone that she looks miserable. The constant looking down too. She never used to do this. Surely she must realise she fucked up, right? She does not look happy in the slightest. She’s constantly on the verge of tears.

I’m very tempted to listen to her audiobook.
Yes, body language analysis can sometimes be bullshit. That being said, when done by a qualified person who knows what to look for, it's a powerful tool that can betray the real emotions of even the most concerted, rehearsed people. You can do lines over and over, you can get the inflection right, but it takes a master to fake body language.
 
That being said, when done by a qualified person who knows what to look for
There’s a technical term for those people: charlatans.

Honestly, there’s no difference from what you can tell and those experts. It’s a field of pseudoscience ran by con artists who have convinced themselves they’ve got magic powers.
 
There’s a technical term for those people: charlatans.

Honestly, there’s no difference from what you can tell and those experts. It’s a field of pseudoscience ran by con artists who have convinced themselves they’ve got magic powers.
Yeeep, body language experts are about as skilled and as useful as empaths.
 
There’s a technical term for those people: charlatans.

Honestly, there’s no difference from what you can tell and those experts. It’s a field of pseudoscience ran by con artists who have convinced themselves they’ve got magic powers.
The actual technical term is kinesicist. What you're referring to is people who upload videos of themselves dressed in suits, pushing pseudoscience when they ‘analyze’ things like Biden's performance at the debate earlier this year (very narrow example, I know, but I don't regularly watch those videos). They aren't accredited or qualified in the field. An actual kinesicist – at a minimum – has a background in anthropology and psychology: those are the sciences that built the foundation for kinesics. It's a recognized science with a substantial amount of peer-reviewed work.

I agree wholeheartedly that there's a lot of pseudoscientists out there pushing bullshit on the topic of kinesics. I disagree with the idea of trashing kinesics because some charlatans co-opted it for clicks and cash. It's a valid field. It has valid applications.
 
Can you fucking imagine going to take a dump in a McDonalds shitstall and hearing that raspy schmorky troon voice hiss "nice cock bro, wanna see mine?" from above, and looking up you see this fucking face leering down at you from over the stall

Trick question! Ellen is a womanlet, so she could only really peer up at you from the gap between the floor and the stall door. :story:
 
Trick question! Ellen is a womanlet, so she could only really peer up at you from the gap between the floor and the stall door. :story:
Jesus you just somehow made that already creepy image worse now I'm picturing Ellen crawling under the fucking stall like that chick from the Grudge, making that clicking noise in a frog voice while she twists her neck around backwards like Regan from the Exorcist to look up from between your knees and say "nice cock bro"
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Jesus you just somehow made that already creepy image worse now I'm picturing Ellen crawling under the fucking stall like that chick from the Grudge, making that clicking noise in a frog voice while she twists her neck around backwards like Regan from the Exorcist to look up from between your knees and say "nice cock bro"
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I made it worse? ????
I am at the same time horrified and kekking irl at your post. That prose of yours is absurd. :story: :heart-full:
 
I mean, it's fully retarded when people say dumb stuff like "looking to the right and downwards suggests self-doubt, while looking to the right and up indicates that a person is lying" like they're trying to crack the face Da Vinci code.

but like, you can tell when someone is unhappy. it doesn't take a lot of deep analysis.
That’s exactly what someone who looks right and downwards would tell you.
 
That’s exactly what someone who looks right and downwards would tell you.
Kill down-right lookers. Behead down-right lookers. Roundhouse kick a down-right looker into the concrete. Slam dunk a down-right looker baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy downrights. Defecate in a down-right looker's food. Launch down-right lookers into the sun. Stir fry down-right lookers in a wok. Toss down-right lookers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a down-right lookers gas tank. Judo throw down-right lookers into a wood chipper. Twist down-right lookers heads off. Report down-right lookers to the IRS. Karate chop down-right lookers in half. Curb stomp pregnant down-right lookers. Trap down-right lookers in quicksand. Crush down-right lookers in the trash compactor. Liquefy down-right lookers in a vat of acid. Eat down-right lookers. Dissect down-right lookers. Exterminate down-right lookers in the gas chamber. Stomp down-right looker skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate down-right lookers in the oven. Lobotomize down-right lookers. Mandatory abortions for down-right lookers. Grind down-right looker fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown down-right lookers in fried body language grease. Vaporize down-right lookers with a ray gun. Kick old down-right lookers down the stairs. Feed down-right lookers to alligators. Slice down-right lookers with a katana.
 


People are questioning the truthfulness of Elliot's message to his younger self.

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"You know who you are, embrace that"
Funny cause I couldn't agree more about Ellen to her younger self. She used to talk openly about wishing she could just be a woman in Hollywood, acting because she loves the art, without having to stuff herself in heels and dresses she doesn't like. A woman who is a lesbian but didn't want to be coom material for dudes. A woman who wants to have the relaxes dress standards dudes in Hollywood do. A woman who probably didn't want to be sexually harassed the way her books claim she was.
Back then she knew she was a woman made uncomfortable by her environment, now she has lost herself and should stop talking to her younger self and listen to her instead
 
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