The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AngryTreeRat]

But we are Kiwi Farmers. We're built different. We look man-made horrors dead in the eye and make them blink.

We don't merely make them blink. We make the cower. We make them run and hide. We make the bravest of their ill-begotten kind scream in terror and madness as the scramble away throwing all they can at us as we laugh and take notes. We are the horrors that haunt the horrors. The nightmares of nightmares that exist beyond dreams. They speak of us in whispers and euphemisms. Fearing that we may be near. Yet we never approach. We loom upon the horizon as we watch from the shade of the shadows, but never approaching. They are consumed by insanity as they writhe beneath our gaze, waiting for actions that will never come. We are the patient statues that judge their abominable existence and they hate us for it despite us never touching them.

All because it's fuckin' fun!

 

[Flamin Park]

Where were you when mediocre BPD pussy destroyed the tranch?

>Be me sitting in Balinese prison
>Mr park you have phone call
>Ling Ling
>Herro?
>Tranch is kill
>No

 

[a hapless toad]

Was this the event where they recorded Kevin riding the bicycle like a sped? That clip was what brought the Tranch to my attention in the first place.

Yes lol, and it wasn't a bike - it was a trike.

I hate that I know this but it was BLFC in Reno, not DenFur.

Here's the video for everyone's amusement.

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Presented without comment.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Sorry if this has been posted but I wanted to share it.

 

[clipartfan92]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGqRaCG6uLE

Archive (480p):

(PreserveTube)(1440p catbox.moe archive.org)

 

[Flamin Park]

I thought this thread died years ago

That pizza looks wretched. Sauce is spread unevenly and doesn't go close enough to the edge. Way too much cheese, shredded mozzarella is all you need. Also looks overcooked; the cheese should only be lightly browned. If you're going to put the toppings under the cheese, you should make sure the cheese is thin so the toppings cook correctly. Nothing worse than undercooked toppings on pizza

Erh you can go different ways with the mozzarella, I like the Italian way of blobs dotted about actually is better but you can't go wrong if you stick to two rules

Less is more, and get either good quality passata, or blend and sieve your tomatoes. You want a rich, slightly acidic sauce, a crispy base with a slight bit of char, and room between your ingredients so you can taste the difference

Otherwise you might aswell make cheese on toast with ketchup

 

[Flamin Park]

Two years after everything came crashing down. Well done him.

I really don't know why people pay him any attention whatsoever tbh

He's like some stupid fusion of one of those gay reaction YouTube channels and your nan asking you if you've ever heard of the YouTubes in the year of our lord 2024. Fuck off Andy you coattail riding hack

I'd happily throw him and the self proclaimed straight version of him called Tim Pool into the alpaca grave pit and promise whoever fights or fucks the other one to death a way out while I film it and go "say WHAAA" and "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD" over it like those niggo reaction channels

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

It appears Literal Right-Wing faggot Andy Ngo has found about about the Tranch.

There was another on of these communes being set up in New Hampshire by a commie too

Ironically, he said he did it in New Hampshire because they don't have state or local taxes. He fled NYC after making Holodomor jokes (notice the shirt), in public, to Ukrainians. I don't know if it was still active, but these people likely know, or are connected to each other because it's all twitter shit.
The tranny ranch was just the modern version of Jonestown.

 

[Ghostse]

There was another on of these communes being set up in New Hampshire by a commie too
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Ironically, he said he did it in New Hampshire because they don't have state or local taxes. He fled NYC after making Holodomor jokes (notice the shirt), in public, to Ukrainians. I don't know if it was still active, but these people likely know, or are connected to each other because it's all twitter shit.
The tranny ranch was just the modern version of Jonestown.

Jesus I've never heard of him but he is a rabbit hole of wonder.
I think what really made him flee New York was he said the Oct 7 killing of civilians was "insprirational" and that they needed to make people afraid of supporting Israel. He's not in Tunis being a good muslim with zero irony given how commies viewed Muslims.

They killed the wrong rich guy. The United CEO at least had a job.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Two years after everything came crashing down. Well done him.

It's still mind boggling to me how all the facts are here, in this thread, they've been here all along, but still so few people know what really went down. The glory days of the tranch were so filled with content and insanity I could talk for hours about it and not run out of things to say. I've introduced the tranch to a few people and every single one of them always ends up saying something to the tune of "how did I not know about this before?" This shit was memoryholed so hard and so fast, even though all the information has always been here.

 

[glass_houses]

It's still mind boggling to me how all the facts are here, in this thread, they've been here all along, but still so few people know what really went down. The glory days of the tranch were so filled with content and insanity I could talk for hours about it and not run out of things to say. I've introduced the tranch to a few people and every single one of them always ends up saying something to the tune of "how did I not know about this before?" This shit was memoryholed so hard and so fast, even though all the information has always been here.

I think that a lot has to do with the fact that it was forbidden to talk shit about troons for so long. Just like after Saint Floyd, anything negative you said about a non white made you toxic or raycist or an Uncle Tom, so you just said nothing and pretended shit didn't stink. Similarly, pointing out the absolute madness of the Tranch made you transphobic against such brave and inspiring transwomen who were struggling with the wounds inflicted upon them by a bigoted world... so instead most people didn't bother looking into it further, because cognitive dissonance is uncomfortable for everyone. Now, it's slowly but steadily getting more permissible to notice that the emperor has no clothes.... and no dick.

 

[Atypical Dog]

We don't merely make them blink. We make the cower. We make them run and hide. We make the bravest of their ill-begotten kind scream in terror and madness as the scramble away throwing all they can at us as we laugh and take notes. We are the horrors that haunt the horrors. The nightmares of nightmares that exist beyond dreams. They speak of us in whispers and euphemisms. Fearing that we may be near. Yet we never approach. We loom upon the horizon as we watch from the shade of the shadows, but never approaching. They are consumed by insanity as they writhe beneath our gaze, waiting for actions that will never come. We are the patient statues that judge their abominable existence and they hate us for it despite us never touching them.

All because it's fuckin' fun!

If they weren't meant to be bullied, then why is it so fun to bully them? lol.

There was another on of these communes being set up in New Hampshire by a commie too
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Ironically, he said he did it in New Hampshire because they don't have state or local taxes. He fled NYC after making Holodomor jokes (notice the shirt), in public, to Ukrainians. I don't know if it was still active, but these people likely know, or are connected to each other because it's all twitter shit.
The tranny ranch was just the modern version of Jonestown.

Commune LLC still gotta file with the SEC and pay taxes. Though legally you could probably do a non-profit, you'd still have to file returns. Might as well make something if you're gonna file returns either way.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

They killed the wrong rich guy. The United CEO at least had a job.

 

[expectant asshole]

Jesus I've never heard of him but he is a rabbit hole of wonder.
I think what really made him flee New York was he said the Oct 7 killing of civilians was "insprirational" and that they needed to make people afraid of supporting Israel. He's not in Tunis being a good muslim with zero irony given how commies viewed Muslims.

They killed the wrong rich guy. The United CEO at least had a job.

I think blocked and reported did an episode on him.

 

[Human Waiter]

It's been awhile, but Jen finally gave enough milk to make a post.



Jen is almost two decades deep in pretending to be a woman.


The context I got was the defence bill has some stuff in it about not paying to trans kids.


Jen apparently lived in Arkansas.


Must be jealous of how real of a woman Kevin is.


Two years and he nearly has a playable demo.


Jen tweets at Ash, who at one time came to do a documentary.


I find this hard to believe.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I find this hard to believe.

Just imagine all that sexy amhole juice all over the bed sheets.

 

[Crispy Pancake]

That's pus, not cum, Jen.

 

[Welf Welf]

Almost two decades of HRT and he still looks male at first glance, ouch.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

The fuck is he talking about? BIOS rewriting? Buffalo interface? How about a turboencabulator?

 

[Accidental Protege]

The fuck is he talking about? BIOS rewriting? Buffalo interface? How about a turboencabulator?

More like Buffalo Bill interface. I have no idea what a BUFFALO interface is, but it sounds fitting enough.