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Lets see how Anna did on her goals from her last years new year video.
Oh...Well there's always next year!
Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion
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As nebulous and unimpressive as last year's goals were, they still make her seem like an ambitious go-getter compared to "Sparkle." Her aim this year is basically to keep churning out as much obnoxious fake positivity as she can possibly manage, in the face of her declining health and career—which is what she's been doing all along.
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"Sparkle" sounds like one of those words Southern belles use to describe themselves sweating. "Good gracious, I find myself in a state of sparkle!"
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Time to play pretend.
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Hey, in that last video she actually managed more than a walk! For only 4 steps, but still.
GOOD JOB GETTING OUT THERE.
Now stop and start doing either water aerobics or just speed walking. Save your fucking joints.
GOOD JOB GETTING OUT THERE.
Now stop and start doing either water aerobics or just speed walking. Save your fucking joints.
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Lol, no one's asking if you have a man, Anna.
I watched this whole thing like a crazy person. It's very comprehensive, and I appreciate how in-depth she gets with explaining how many of Anna's claims about her lympedema and its treatment are bullshit. I also appreciate that she tries to be as reasonable as possible, because asshole pettiness, while fun, can undermind legitimate criticisms.
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I get it's for social media but the whole dorky smile while running has me cracking up.
Me too -- the little music video at the end was pretty funny.
Gonna archive it here:
She’ll include it in al her 2025 newsletters! Oh wait…nevermind!
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From her Instagram video of the side-by-side running. Scamron getting his money's worth from Anna's promotion. We all wonder how Anna can be such an incompetent and sloppy influencer and continue to get deals, but the truth is she has 1.1 million followers. As pathetic as it is, eyeballs on her stuff genuinely translates into new clients for Amron to slice and dice:
No full-body pics of this chick to be found but she doesn't appear to be an Anna-caliber deathfat:
If you're a runner who wears a fitness watch, there are many ways to track how fast you are. You don't even need to do anything special. Just log in and look at your average pace, your splits (pace broken down by mile or kilometer), or your lap times. We all know that Anna is a passionate runner. And she wears an Apple watch. How is it possible that she had no idea whether she was getting any faster during all of her intense training blocks? So weird!
No full-body pics of this chick to be found but she doesn't appear to be an Anna-caliber deathfat:
If you're a runner who wears a fitness watch, there are many ways to track how fast you are. You don't even need to do anything special. Just log in and look at your average pace, your splits (pace broken down by mile or kilometer), or your lap times. We all know that Anna is a passionate runner. And she wears an Apple watch. How is it possible that she had no idea whether she was getting any faster during all of her intense training blocks? So weird!
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Pff, ya don't even need a fitness watch. I clearly remember her stating that she runs the same trail ALL THE TIME - all you need is a simple chronometer (even a basic Hello Kitty watch suffices, whether analog or digital). Record when you start, record when you finish. Then do it again at another time and see if it took you less time. It's how we did it back in the olden days. (That and stop watches for shorter distances and sprints)
But yeah, totally agree. Amazing how Anna doesn't know her pace and whether or not she improved, she just knows she 'felt faster.'
Also those two clips side by side prove nothing, Anna - they just prove that you really tried in one clip and just hurpalurped without purpose for the other. I can run a split-video too, claiming one was filmed last year when in all actuality they'd be filmed about 20 minutes apart from one another to allow a location and outfit change.
Edit: I'm really not /that/ drunk - I just can't word today. Must be retarded.
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I dont mean to pick on this woman, but you can clearly see she is overweight/ obese. Even if she does have lipedema as well, she would surely see huge improvements to quality of life by losing some weight. Instead shes paying scamron thousands, plus enduring the risk and inconvenience of lipo. Anna acts like lipo is a cure all. It’s sad.
cybercybe
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Even more 8008135
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But guys! She's a HECK TON smaller!
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Anna continues her munchie larp ”….very reactive to it“. Definitely helping her alcoholism with downing Benadryl as well, good job there, Anna. She’s not wheezing because she’s still the size of a small moon, nooo of course not! It’s the pollen and her (fake) allergies.
Artificial Baits
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She is running in compression, yet her legs are the same circumference, the calves are fatter, her gunt is bigger and her face is fatter too. She absolutely is fatter
This video also proves nothing. Just like @Potatis Salad and @Diet Coke 4 Life pointed out, the only true way of showing progress is by showing split times from smart watch. This is just her "cat deflection" but her audience seems to believe it
Looking forward to the next bout of surgeries and her "rediscovering" how do use her arms. Doubt they won't stop working putting food to mouth though
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Her next one is next week.
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She’s going to delete and block anybody who says she is bigger because that’s not the point of this video!
But she gave a rare reply to the person who said she was smaller? Hmmmm…
She took ten steps running on the newer, 13 on the older, one was at an angle, one was straight in, they were in different places. I think they were both sped up a bit. There is no correlation between the two.
Apple Watches tend to record you doing things like walking the dog, even when you don’t have paid fitness installed. It’ll tell you your pace, your steps, other stats I don’t understand and even show a map of your route. Anna has all that data at her fingertips. If she made progress, she could have posted it in the nerdy techs girl way that she believes she is. Instead we get vague sped up running videos that show nothing.
I haven’t watched that video yet, 2 1/2 hours! But the girl looks gorgeous and like a fit model judging by her photos, and I love to see somebody who actually takes fitness seriously break Anna down.
But she gave a rare reply to the person who said she was smaller? Hmmmm…
She took ten steps running on the newer, 13 on the older, one was at an angle, one was straight in, they were in different places. I think they were both sped up a bit. There is no correlation between the two.
Apple Watches tend to record you doing things like walking the dog, even when you don’t have paid fitness installed. It’ll tell you your pace, your steps, other stats I don’t understand and even show a map of your route. Anna has all that data at her fingertips. If she made progress, she could have posted it in the nerdy techs girl way that she believes she is. Instead we get vague sped up running videos that show nothing.
I haven’t watched that video yet, 2 1/2 hours! But the girl looks gorgeous and like a fit model judging by her photos, and I love to see somebody who actually takes fitness seriously break Anna down.
flay_fat_e
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The Dec 2024 - Jan 2025 post I thought was her trolling. Nope, she is dead ass for real thinking she's running faster.
She restricted me. All I did was like 2 comments..."I wish I was this delusional." & "The only difference is the background" Immediately, restricted.
Oh boy, Bitter&Lazy is ultra sensitive these days. 2025 is gonna be rough if comments/likes like these get to her.
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I'm saying, Anna DOES wear a watch. The many, many, many runs she does ARE being recorded. She has the data. She would simply have to glance at it to know if she got faster. She wouldn't have to compare some janky-ass side-by-side video of herself hurpling for ten steps.
This would be incredibly easy unless.......................she wasn't actually running anywhere near as much as she claims? Impossible! No! Our candid confidence kween is super active and passionate about working out! She would never lie about such a thing!