Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Tbh I'd honestly feel sorry for a normal establishment suddenly getting showered with prank reviews from weirdoes years after some fat squealing pig got smacked around there for his phone, but honestly look at those fucking cheesesteaks, they look like garbage. That's about the kind of cheesesteak you can expect in fucking Milwaukee apparently.
 
I don't know about Android phones but I assume it let's you create text shortcuts like the iPhone does. I use "OMW" for on my way so "EPSC" is probably his go to for stalker child replies.
Yeah and you might think that until you notice his "atalker child" replies. He actually fat fingers it every time.
Lol, lmao even. So what are the odds this is real? I feel like a lot of people agree he's not above a fake police report.
Actually pretty good. Odds of it being exactly as Fat Rick described it? About zero, especially the getting punched and chasing them part. He was actively childing people at the time it was snatched from his hands. They didn't have to fight for it, just grab it and run away.

He also obviously didn't chase them since he's too fat to chase anyone. He just made up a story when he whined to the cops about something they obviously wouldn't even care about or bother solving.

But there were multiple reports of a similar trio of merry Negroes going around committing similar crimes at the time. Apparently mostly for fun.
 
It's hard to imagine someone grabbing a phone in your hand and you being able to not let go of it like he stated in his report. Not saying it is a lie, but I really can't see how that would work. Even the biggest phones don't have room for two hands to be gripping it at one time.
As we can see from the tweet history at exactly the moment it was happening, he was only holding it with one hand, probably completely blind to his surroundings, while fat fingering the keyboard part of it. That groid just snatched it right out of his hand, probably laughing at how retarded this fatty was just to let him steal it that easily.

His first thought, once his tiny pig brain started to function after the thought, was probably to be utterly horrified stalker childs were still calling him a fat faggot with bitch tits on the Internet.
 
Please find attached a police report from 2020 wherein Patrick gets beaten up by three black men who then stole his phone. The police never found these black men.
The leader of the trio thought he had won. He was not prepared, however, for Patrick's witty repartee.
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Alrighty, Sherlock Holden is on the case poring through his xitter feed for the day after.

Cutting out the #resit lib xeets and stalker threats, here are all his posts that might allude to him getting beaten down and assfucked bloody by a mob of black and well endowed brazillians and his phone stolen while he ran shrieking and sobbing for the cops.

"Boy, I sure need to upgrade my phonechild for no particular reason. I will soon be enjoying Samsung."
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Erm....ok I was kinda joking about him being gangraped but his posts are a little....hmm
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For some reason burning coal and multi-man threesomes are heavily on his mind right now...
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Will check the day after next and see if anything shakes loose, but it should be mentioned that he was xeeting a LOT at this point so it may take time to decipher
It was already funny that Tomlinson got jumped by niggers and had his phone stolen, but the fact that he got his ass beat so hard that they might have turned him out like a prison bitch is fucking hilarious! Don't know why this dude has mmf threesomes on his mind after getting jumped by black dudes, but LMAO Absolutely priceless! :story:
 
Tbh I'd honestly feel sorry for a normal establishment suddenly getting showered with prank reviews from weirdoes years after some fat squealing pig got smacked around there for his phone, but honestly look at those fucking cheesesteaks, they look like garbage. That's about the kind of cheesesteak you can expect in fucking Milwaukee apparently.
All cheesesteaks are garbage. Fake cheese absolutely slathered on greasy shaved beef. Eating a cheesesteak is a negative indicator of intelligence, and it’s no wonder that they find their origin in that armpit of the United States known as Philadelphia.
 
All cheesesteaks are garbage. Fake cheese absolutely slathered on greasy shaved beef. Eating a cheesesteak is a negative indicator of intelligence, and it’s no wonder that they find their origin in that armpit of the United States known as Philadelphia.
Isn't Milwaukee kinda known for its good cheese? You'd think they'd be able to make good cheesesteak then. But on the other hand, Chubby Patsteak wouldn't go to a good place. He doesn't care as long as it's cheap, greasy, and close to Hoolies.
 
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I went over to his Twitter and searched what he tweeted out after the attack. On top of the usually spergouts about politics and threatening stalkers with prison (nothing ever phases old Fatrick), I just want to report that after getting mugged by a group of black men that Patrick had threesomes on his mind.
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