Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
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The blade? As in more suicide ideation sympathy farming?

Or, The Blade?
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Or some nerdy anime/D&D/gamer thing I don't know about?
Or a joke about not studying the bible?
You must be young. It’s an old meme:

When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.
 
You're all wrong. There's only one blade he cares about. Cocaine-001.jpg
 
Reminder that Nick can solve all these problems with out destroying his credit history. Defaulting on his mortgage is such a faggot move that only a teenager would conceive of.
Can he?

He has no income anymore? He's not streaming. He's not getting superchats. The locals is probably wrecked. He doesn't go viral on twitter. He has no rumble contract. He can't even practice law thanks to him fucking up his CLEs and having his license suspended -- not that anyone locally would let him practice law for them.

He could, possibly, sell the house with the cursed shower. That MIGHT make enough to pay off the mortgage + fees + interest. Maybe. If that doesn't do it, realistically what are his options to pay off the house / to be able to manage his household and finances? Will Rackets have to get a job at the bank again?

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The blade? As in more suicide ideation sympathy farming?

Or, The Blade?
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Or some nerdy anime/D&D/gamer thing I don't know about?
Or a joke about not studying the bible?
It's a reference to Samurai films and an old meme. He's basically saying he'll do fuck all to change anything.

PULL UP
 
I assumed it was the 16 yo. Finally stood up to his druggie dad.
He had facial bruises a few times in the months leading up to the coke-stream, and he tried to cover them with makeup a few times and messed with the saturation of his picture. I think he did it to himself - hitting himself in the face during his spergouts that Aaron described.
 
I wonder if the big brained plan was to get Aaron to buy the house. And then April would divorce him and grab the new house so she can live next to her pimp. Two birds with one stone. This would solve (or at-least help) his financial woes and also give him easy access to his expanding harem.
 
I wonder if the big brained plan was to get Aaron to buy the house. And then April would divorce him and grab the new house so she can live next to her pimp. Two birds with one stone. This would solve (or at-least help) his financial woes and also give him easy access to his expanding harem.

April's name isn't on Aaron's current house. Part of the plan as described for the new house next door to Nick was that Aaron would put April's name on the house. Or at least that was what Nick and April were supposedly suggesting.
 
April's name isn't on Aaron's current house. Part of the plan as described for the new house next door to Nick was that Aaron would put April's name on the house. Or at least that was what Nick and April were supposedly suggesting.
Nick was just taking care of Aaron´s interests, he would probably suggest he constitute a trust with April to own the house for tax purposes and take a loan on it. He´s that much of a nice guy.
 
Nick was just taking care of Aaron´s interests, he would probably suggest he constitute a trust with April to own the house for tax purposes and take a loan on it. He´s that much of a nice guy.
It's pretty obvious he was trying to swindle Aaron into being his own personal cuck and getting Aaron to surrender his own personal resources to fix Nick's financial problems. Aaron said no, and that by itself makes him smarter than anyone else in Nick's weird cuck cult.
 
I wonder if the big brained plan was to get Aaron to buy the house. And then April would divorce him and grab the new house so she can live next to her pimp. Two birds with one stone. This would solve (or at-least help) his financial woes and also give him easy access to his expanding harem.
Sadly this is before Nick learned that Aaron has the ability to stumble out of trouble last minute because all of his enemies are more retarded than he is. Truly impressive.
 
Risky, unless you know you'll never be so stupid as to fuck up your life to the point you can't or don't pay your mortgage. But why take it out against your main house, rather than your rental property sidepiece's temporary residence? Probably bc the lender didn't want the murder home.

Pro tip: a house of cards is a bad idea when you're a narcissist coke head with no native numbers intelligence.
I can see Nick doing that. For someone who thinks that "lawyers are magicians, there are magic words, and if the right magic words are said, the magic trick happens and everything goes away," he probably also thinks that accounting has those "magic tricks" that rich people use to get wealthy, and he would try such risky moves without having a proper understanding of risk management.
 
How those kids aren't perfectly spherical with that snack budget is beyond me.
I really think that the "snack budget" may be his faggy way of exhibiting his cocaine or alcohol spending to the world. Remember those chats that got leaked where he didn't want to outright admit to the Hedonism 2 trip but he left breadcrumbs because he wanted others to figure it out? That kind of "tehe I am spending 3K on """"snacks"""" tehe" sounds like the kind of homosexual word games he likes to play so much. If not, how come the three adults look like skinny ghouls despite normal meals plus snacks? Specially April since I doubt she was only eating a single dorito chip for dinner, unlike the Balldo.
 
I really think that the "snack budget" may be his faggy way of exhibiting his cocaine or alcohol spending to the world
I think the snack budget was really the nanny’s spend on their behalf. She was probably doing all the grocery shopping, buying gas, cleaning products, clothes for the children and booze for Nick out of it as well.. and then he would passive-aggressively complain about the bill.
 
I think the snack budget was really the nanny’s spend on their behalf. She was probably doing all the grocery shopping, buying gas, cleaning products, clothes for the children and booze for Nick out of it as well.. and then he would passive-aggressively complain about the bill.
And then when the "nanny," who was apparently the only person in the household paid to be an adult, left, all these things somehow stopped happening. It would be typical of Nick, asshole that he is, to describe everything from gas purchases to clothes to booze to groceries as just "snacks."

Nick is such a worthless piece of shit. He needs to die.

Preferably in prison.
 
I can see Nick doing that. For someone who thinks that "lawyers are magicians, there are magic words, and if the right magic words are said, the magic trick happens and everything goes away," he probably also thinks that accounting has those "magic tricks" that rich people use to get wealthy, and he would try such risky moves without having a proper understanding of risk management.
Nick is our countryman at heart. One of the biggest reasons our interest rates are sky high is because when we have excess liquidity here, we immediately gamble on risky assets (Encilhamento for example) or straight up swindle schemes. He just thought he could "beat the market" since the rates were so low.
 
How much do you think they've wasted on all of these bullshit DENIED motions? Can't imagine that helps with the whole foreclosure thing.

Offer still stands Nick, I'll buy that Joker painting for 75 bucks right now!
I'll give nick 75 for the "I'm not a cat" As long as he writes on it "I'm not a lawyer." and puts his signature.

He needs to take some classes
This nigger can't even stream. You think he can drive somewhere to sit in a room with other people for 2 hours and maybe take a test?
He's already fucked up the basics of it by paying / getting dinged with fees and ignoring other bits.

I'd agree with you if it wasn't for everything else we've seen nick fuck up.
He'd rather just sit at home, do drugs, drink, and tweet in seethe as he probably jerks it to porn all day.

Is Nick's plea deal the 17th or the 27th?
I know BMJ's trial is on the 17th so it'd be funny if he overshadowed him on that day again.
 
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