Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
Who has the worst life?

Rickety Cricket
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Crackety Rackets
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Has Balldo even ever seen the clips of himself acting like he does when he's on massive amounts of drugs?

How does anyone look at a clip of himself doing these deranged, mentally diseased facial expressions and not realize he has a serious problem? Can you imagine waking up after a bad night, and somehow someone got video of you looking like a brain-damaged gurning lunatic, and you didn't immediately seek rehab?
Self awareness gets in the way of cocaine. Ask any crackhead.
I guess it's good that I went into it more than 20 years ago. I did obtain an MS, and I do largely agree with you. Indians are infamous for fake credentials and cheating while in school. I was a GTA so I saw that first-hand. When I say "decadence" I'm referring mainly to choosing easier non-STEM BS degrees just to get a college degree, but the truth is that most people shouldn't go to college. A lot of people who attend college would be happier, more useful, and probably better paid if they went into the trades, but it's an industry now.
I bet those IT help desk jobs paid good during the dialup era.
 
Who has the worst life?

Rickety Cricket
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Crackety Rackets
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Both ruined their lives for a blonde crack whore, so this is an interesting comparison.
Nick hasn’t been fucked in the neck by a dog yet, so I’ll give the win to cricket for now. But admittedly I stopped watching after the 2018 season sucked, so it may have gotten much better for cricket. Though the last I saw of him he hallucinated a dog as a woman and had a one sided beauty and the beast fantasy
 
or the last 20 years
i know someone who graduated in 2005 who has done pretty good for himself.
Crackety Rackets
rackets, cricket didn't get married or have kids. he was an incel who became a priest then a homeless junkie but technically priest are sort of homeless too and are supposed to die penniless so his trajectory didn't radically change too much, plus with how gay sunny is they're going to redeem him eventually. Rackets has destroyed easily at least a half dozen lives if not more with his bullshit.
 
still tries it. Look at the Wil Herren videos where he interviews that one woman who shows up to the court hearings. Nick tries his charismatic, manipulative approach on her because he sees her as receptive for altering the narrative.
The most amazing thing about that is he tried to convince that random lady he wasn't a drug addict as a foreclosure was happening on his house. Yes, people just having fun, certainly not addicts, often decide to pay for their substances before their mortgage. Unbelievable.
His best legal shot IMO from the start was to immediately go into rehab, be as sorry as possible, cooperate in every possible way with the courts and to take a reasonable plea deal. Any money spent was mostly a waste of money. The most that was justified in the case was a forelorn hope attempt at challenging the warrant at the omnibus hearing to see if anything unexpected happened.
Not only was it his best legal shot, but it was the best PR approach. I'm personally only here because I couldn't wrap my head around his lies. Drug addict who took things too far and wants a second chance is quite relatable. Not Nick though. He doesn't believe in addiction. It's for other lowly people. He was just having fun. Everyone was lying about the kids. Aaron arranged it all because he stole April. He has a million and one reasons why it isn't his fault.
 
This outfit but with two Hot Topic belts as a harness
Hot Topic was my favorite find of the year. Found some cool stuff for Nick, currently on sale for 70% off!
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L | Appropriate for the SHIT schools Nick went to

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L | When Nick doesn't get his nose treats

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L | When he goes to teach kids not to do drugs

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L | Coke Belt

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L | RIP Coke Diet

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L | Monopoly Money, the only money Nick has left
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