Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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AnOminous said:
Tbh I'd honestly feel sorry for a normal establishment suddenly getting showered with prank reviews from weirdoes years after some fat squealing pig got smacked around there for his phone, but honestly look at those fucking cheesesteaks, they look like garbage. That's about the kind of cheesesteak you can expect in fucking Milwaukee apparently.
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Chubby's is a dogshit replacement for the shop that used to be there, Sil's. They deserve all the bad press they can get!
 
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Judge Holden said:
Oh dear god....he keeps a fucking record of troll burner accounts he spam reports enough to get suspended and is now bragging about it
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Some of these are accounts he banned years ago, and yet he fucking bookmarked them solely so he could boast about how he is owning the StalkerChilds
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He must be melting the fuck down about the revelation of the police report and his subsequent spanking in the public square. This series tells us that:
>he collects screenshots of suspended accounts that make him seethe
>lining them all up like an autist is some self soothing ritual, he assumes people will be impressed by the number
>no theory of mind, he loves his Twitter account like a child and assumes the graveyard before him has devastating effects on the shitposter
>he is soo butthurt lol
Also I noticed earlier he was so full of rage, he responded to a stalker taunting him about how “three blacks” rushed him and instead of refuting the racism, he refers to “one of them” like a true 1488 chad. Witnessing the ffwbt in his natural habitat, what a rush.
 
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Here we go again niggas...
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
Patrick couldn't run for "blocks" if it meant saving his marriage. What a stupid lie to tell.
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Wrong as always in every detail, stalker. Not only did I chase the muggers for blocks, but due to my marathon training I actually passed them and then lapped them twice. I'm sorry you're so stupid, child.
 
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OffTopic said:
I can't explain Rick to other people. He's the most absurd thing that's ever happened on the internet.
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There are two types of people in the world. Those you don’t have to explain Rick to at all, because they’ll understand it instantly, and those whom you could never explain it to.

I’m pretty sure 80%+ of what we used to call “blue collar” fit firmly in the first group.
 
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OffTopic said:
This is what I'm talking about.
I can guarantee the individual responsible for this is in his 40s.

I can't explain Rick to other people. He's the most absurd thing that's ever happened on the internet.

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The fatrick sphere (as in the sphere around fatrick, not the sphere that is fatrick) is an extremely rare example of Lolcow alchemy of turning shit into gold, where even the silliest and most low effort "haha fat" tier pokes at the cow are made fucking hilarious due to how enraged it makes the cow in question and how much effort the cow will expend in NOCHILDing and attempting to punish even the most petty little insult thrown at him.
 
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In Memoriam said:
This guy’s overuse of “child” is so teeth-grindingly obnoxious I genuinely want to go find him in Milwaukee and punch that ultra-punchable face of his. Pow, right in the kisser! My especially favorite was him accusing the reddit guy of threatening him when the literal first sentence of the PM was “I don’t want to fight you or get physical” lmfao of course this guy supports Wu
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I wondered what was happening on the thread around the time of the phone robbery.

This post was closest to the date which it happened.

@In Memoriam

Were you the fellow who punched him and you are just being coy here?
 
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OffTopic said:
This is what I'm talking about.
I can guarantee the individual responsible for this is in his 40s.

I can't explain Rick to other people. He's the most absurd thing that's ever happened on the internet.

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That's what makes Rick so fascinating, nothing about him makes any sense. It would be absolutely fascinating to sit down with him and have a 15 minute conversation. I want to understand what makes the hamster wheel in that brain go round. Everybody has a counterpart in this work except for Patrick. He is perfectly unique in all the worst ways.
 
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Judge Holden said:
The fatrick sphere (as in the sphere around fatrick, not the sphere that is fatrick) is an extremely rare example of Lolcow alchemy of turning shit into gold, where even the silliest and most low effort "haha fat" tier pokes at the cow are made fucking hilarious due to how enraged it makes the cow in question and how much effort the cow will expend in NOCHILDing and attempting to punish even the most petty little insult thrown at him.
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"no stalker child, i am not "doo doo diaperson" and i do not wear diapers" - patrick tomlinson (probably)
 
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Judge Holden said:
Alrighty, Sherlock Holden is on the case poring through his xitter feed for the day after.

Cutting out the #resit lib xeets and stalker threats, here are all his posts that might allude to him getting beaten down and assfucked bloody by a mob of black and well endowed brazillians and his phone stolen while he ran shrieking and sobbing for the cops.

"Boy, I sure need to upgrade my phonechild for no particular reason. I will soon be enjoying Samsung."
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Erm....ok I was kinda joking about him being gangraped but his posts are a little....hmm
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For some reason burning coal and multi-man threesomes are heavily on his mind right now...
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Will check the day after next and see if anything shakes loose, but it should be mentioned that he was xeeting a LOT at this point so it may take time to decipher
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seems like he was deff trying to get fucked by these guys
 
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Judge Holden said:
Oh dear god....he keeps a fucking record of troll burner accounts he spam reports enough to get suspended and is now bragging about it
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Some of these are accounts he banned years ago, and yet he fucking bookmarked them solely so he could boast about how he is owning the StalkerChilds keeps all of those screen
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Fatrick keeps these screenshots in folder on his computer so that he can jerk off to them whenever he wants.
 
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