Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.6%

  • Total voters
    392
I wouldn't be surprised if any time either one of them writes "smile" in a social media post, it's supposed to be a sUpEr SeCrEt code to tell the other person that they miss them, or similar. Would fit their teenage mentality, like when April was talking about "ice".

They both think they're star-crossed lovers unfairly separated, and they love being exhibitionist/thinking they've got away with something publicly...

I wonder if April has had to vacate the ho-house yet?
I've been thinking this as well. I reckon Nick confided in April that Kayla hasn't smiled in years (for once I don't blame her, imagine having to live with Nick), and the two formed a super duper secret in-joke about it, because April is the boss bitch and knows how to please Nick more than the side-dork ever could.
 
Carve that shit on a Dorito and eat it.
My thoughts exactly.

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This caught my eye (from the chats just posted from the memorial stream last page) because he finally said his show was shitty. Too little too late, but be sure that Cuck will claim this throwaway line as some form of accountability at a later date.

The funnier stuff is him talking about “plugging holes in his back office work.” He means his family life. Not the majority of ex-peers he was just on stream with for the first time in a year+, they don’t affect him at all. It was the family that got to him, that he hated. “That damn back office work made Nick a druggie drunkard & made him do a shitty show.”

Just because, what the fuck else could the illusive back office work be? Remember it’s hole plugging back office work, too.
 
"I'm not drinking, so i'm not doing toasts... like with liquor, but I'll just do one with spirit"

Very subtle Rackets. You're drinking spirits instead of liquor. You sure fooled us.
Exactly. If you weren't doing it, you wouldn't have to say it. And you'd for sure be on camera showing that, too.

Fuckin pussy.
 
Any nickstorian can tell me if Nick currently has any revenue other than daddy's money?
No, he has no job.
Maybe a few renewed their LOCALS membership, that's it.

OnlyFans?
He's considered that before, so it's not out of the realm of possibilities.

This just in.
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It may be a dig at the many detractors that are currently on the stream?
Die then. Die skelly.
 
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I was curious whether or not Nick had been extended an invite prior to the stream starting and this answers it. No. Ha. (I had figured that maybe he happened to see it going on and decided to insert himself, but nope, not quite.)
This stream had been planned for weeks. Originally it was supposed to be last Friday, but was postponed a week because there was still some hope that Jeff's son would be able to gain access to the Legal Vices channel to stream from. (In addition to the other multi-streams, I think.)
 
$650 a month for Westlaw. He pays that much a month instead of paying back the fucking loan he took out against his primary residence
There is no way he is paying his credit card bills on time.
I absolutely refuse to believe it.
They must be paying the minimum balance and letting it pile on and on.

Wonder if this is the start of the "I'm a changed man" arc? This narcissistic loser might finally be realizing that he has to follow social cues like "boasting about doing a mountain of cocaine when you're a married father of 5 isn't cool." I have a good feeling he might end up like this most of the year with lots of fake apologies and allusions to how he's "learned from his mistakes." He's gotta control that narrative, and he understands that "recovering addict" makes people like him more than being an unrepentant junkie.
He finally is figuring out he isn't gonna win anyone back by not acting remorseful.
He 100% is going with, "I'm changed now its all better come back."
He may even use his absence from streaming for a month or two to be that. He couldn't stream because he was "Getting better."

These were Rekieta's parting words to Jeff before leaving the stream:

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"Ahmn naht drinkin!"
Oh we totally can hear the liquor in your voice Nick, no need to pretend why the cam isn't on.
 
I really think that the "snack budget" may be his faggy way of exhibiting his cocaine or alcohol spending to the world. Remember those chats that got leaked where he didn't want to outright admit to the Hedonism 2 trip but he left breadcrumbs because he wanted others to figure it out? That kind of "tehe I am spending 3K on """"snacks"""" tehe" sounds like the kind of homosexual word games he likes to play so much. If not, how come the three adults look like skinny ghouls despite normal meals plus snacks? Specially April since I doubt she was only eating a single dorito chip for dinner, unlike the Balldo.
You could be on to something. The 3K snack budget reminded me of an old Robin Williams routine, where he talks about declaring large values for "snacks" on tax returns. At the time 3K snacks were mentioned, this routine came to mind, but I thought I was overthinking it.

Maybe we can get CardPosting to do a new dog-whistle video?


Pertinent: "...it costs you your house"
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I'm intrigued by the psychological dynamics at play when content creators experience a public downward spiral, yet maintain a devoted following despite clear misconduct.
What cognitive mechanisms enable such steadfast loyalty in the face of mounting evidence to the contrary?
Some factors:
1. Ego protection: all those superchats, hours watched, emotions invested... you'd either have to admit you've been fleeced by a drunken conman, which is embarrassing, or you can convince yourself he's a great guy unfairly maligned, and you are standing up for the poor soul.
2. Evaporative cooling: the most skeptical followers leave first, so conversation within the group becomes more and more one-sided. Nick's Locals members often lack basic information about the legal issues, despite being superfans.
3. Faux Christianity: a good person rushes to forgive sinners, being judgemental is very bad. (Somehow this only applies to sinners you like.)

But seriously, how can you not love a guy who eulogized your dead goldfish for a mere $20?
 
This just in.
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It may be a dig at the many detractors that are currently on the stream?
Hypocrite that he is, rekieta, by telling people to not tell him how to live, is telling others how to live. Truly the irony would sting if his brains had enough wrinkles in it.

Also dang rekieta using a remembrance stream to whinge about detractors and to throw a tantrum
 
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