Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[toilet_rainbow]

“Why are SRS operations so expensive? They’re not that complicated!”

“Uh, except they kinda are?”

“Hur durr! I know! It was only a joke! I was only joking!”




Odd cope, considering OP posted this poll very soon afterwards



The comments are a trip



Aside from how laughable it is many of them are mostly blaming the American healthcare system preventing them from getting their futa and nullo surgeries, the amount of them (I presume the “others”) wanting surgeries extreme by even troon standards is boggling. You cannot tell me any of these people’s state of minds (or lives in general) got better after trooning out.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

The whole concept of "strangers on the internet, please help me choose a new name" is so funny though. Especially when they look like this. You're right, bud, there is a high risk of you being seen as a guy.

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Drew Pickles.

Angelica is gonna be pissed.

Also, I randomly found a DrewPicklesgender flag:

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Drew Pickles.
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Angelica is gonna be pissed.

Also, I randomly found a DrewPicklesgender flag:
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I was thinking Milhouse Van Houten


Their mom says they're cool

 

[Vampirella]

I was thinking Milhouse Van Houten

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Their mom says they're cool

Not a meme.

 

[Caesar]

Not a meme.

been almost 20y now bro we might need tow accept Milhouse is a meme. he outlasted the o rly owl.

 

[Necrosan]

Stapling a rotdog onto a pooner takes THREE fucking surgeries?

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

Stapling a rotdog onto a pooner takes THREE fucking surgeries?

The arm roll-up can be taken and stapled in one go, but then you have the revisions and necrotic tissue removal and glansplasty and urethral stricture correction and medical tattooing and on and on... 3 surgeries is optimistic. And 3 is still way more than an otherwise healthy young person should be undergoing. Surgery of any kind has risks. Ideally, the benefits outweigh those risks. Troons will say this is LIFE-SAVING MEDICINE, but jumping straight to the most extreme physical intervention to a mental health problem without even trying therapy or counseling is a terrible idea.

 

[Sean Andalou]

OK folks. It's tangled web time.

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Spoiler: The whole thing.

I am AFAB and try to bend gender roles with my clothes, body hair and actions. My partner is a trans woman, she is the first openly trans person I’ve dated. My family has such a hard time with gendering her correctly. Most the time my girlfriend corrects someone on her pronouns, its followed by “ at least you aren’t a they/ them. Thats just silly.” Or something along those lines. Where I am, non-binary is viewed as a joke and never taken seriously. Even in her own family they can wrap their head around mtf or ftm but never non binary. Im so glad that she can be seen for who she is in her family. But the passiveness against my gender identity is constant and makes me feel like shit. My girlfriend encourages people to use my they/them pronouns with her family. Her mom gets it, not her dad. My family is a completely different story. “ daughter”, “ girl”, “she”.

Moral of this rant is; I will never come out to my family. Once me and girlfriend move away, I will introduce myself how I want to be seen. Its just when I return home for holidays I will have to put up with being misgendered. It started to bother me more and more recently and idk what to do. I feel like a joke. I feel stupid. Im the typical conservative punch line of blue hair and pronouns. I want to be happy with myself but society makes me feel ridiculous.

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The key concept:

Most the time my girlfriend corrects someone on her pronouns, its followed by “ at least you aren’t a they/ them. Thats just silly.” Or something along those lines. Where I am, non-binary is viewed as a joke and never taken seriously.

The punchline:

I feel like a joke. I feel stupid. Im the typical conservative punch line of blue hair and pronouns. I want to be happy with myself but society makes me feel ridiculous.

Plus a bit of back and forth in the comments.

 

[Cock-Eyed Squid]

Speaking of pooner rotdogs, reddit user Cautious-Courage-953 is enraged that no men want to have sex with her rolled up arm-tube.

Spoiler: Text

*phallo oops
lately i've been trying to have casual hookups every now and then and i have some people who are "interested" but then never follow through. and then there's everyone else who think it would be so hot to sleep with a trans guy but only if he has a vagina. i'm happy that trans masculine people are getting the appreciation for their bodies because they are beautiful, but it feels like a lot of cis guys don't wanna sleep with me unless i have a vagina or a tip on my penis. sorry that i'm disgusting because i can't glansplasty until june 2025? i'm sorry i don't have a front hole anymore? like fuck you.
sorry just wondering if anyone else has experienced this. again i think it is completely fine if people are attracted to pre op trans folks, i know i am, but its just that i feel automatically less hot/attractive now that i have a DIY penis. so goodbye to the hopes of hooking up with literally anyone ever, i guess

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It's baffling that these women are acting as if expecting a penis to have a bell-end is an unreasonable expectation like some sort of beauty standard and not a basic component of penile anatomy.

So as Pickman had replied earlier, these kinds of surgeries are multi-step processes, so these pooners are deciding to plunge into the hook-up scene with half-finished rotdogs and then getting mad when people don't want to touch them. Delusional.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

with half-finished rotdogs and then getting mad when people don't want to touch them

Implying people would want to touch a finished rotdog and know the difference between a finished and half-finished one. A few sick fucks would touch that flesh horror (and then realize it's in no way like a real penis) but 99% would be grossed out.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

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After seeing this post, I immediately wondered what OP looks like

Spoiler: Tranny jumpscare

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He also brags about having D cups, which could be true considering he's obese, but it's like a homeless guy bragging about not having to pay rent. He genuinely believes he passes, and when he gets "misgendered" it's definitely due to his voice and not... everything else.
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For added entertainment, imagine this autist rubbing his feet together like a cricket when he's horny.
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Lab grown diamonds consume vast quantities of energy and are effectively worthless, so yes, much like troons.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Speaking of pooner rotdogs, reddit user Cautious-Courage-953 is enraged that no men want to have sex with her rolled up arm-tube.

Love her typo. Picturing a delicate, flaky wiener wrap.

It might look a little something....like this....

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

Lab grown diamonds consume vast quantities of energy and are effectively worthless, so yes, much like troons.

Lab grown diamonds are incredibly useful for industrial equipment and tools such as drills, saws, and files. As for a tranny analogy, uhh I don't know I guess you can try to drill through solid rock with a troon and see how that goes.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Speaking of pooner rotdogs, reddit user Cautious-Courage-953 is enraged that no men want to have sex with her rolled up arm-tube.
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Spoiler: Text

*phallo oops
lately i've been trying to have casual hookups every now and then and i have some people who are "interested" but then never follow through. and then there's everyone else who think it would be so hot to sleep with a trans guy but only if he has a vagina. i'm happy that trans masculine people are getting the appreciation for their bodies because they are beautiful, but it feels like a lot of cis guys don't wanna sleep with me unless i have a vagina or a tip on my penis. sorry that i'm disgusting because i can't glansplasty until june 2025? i'm sorry i don't have a front hole anymore? like fuck you.
sorry just wondering if anyone else has experienced this. again i think it is completely fine if people are attracted to pre op trans folks, i know i am, but its just that i feel automatically less hot/attractive now that i have a DIY penis. so goodbye to the hopes of hooking up with literally anyone ever, i guess

Archive
It's baffling that these women are acting as if expecting a penis to have a bell-end is an unreasonable expectation like some sort of beauty standard and not a basic component of penile anatomy.
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So as Pickman had replied earlier, these kinds of surgeries are multi-step processes, so these pooners are deciding to plunge into the hook-up scene with half-finished rotdogs and then getting mad when people don't want to touch them. Delusional.

That’s weird. Especially given that the men responding to her profile are definitely gay men and not straight men looking for an easy lay, no siree.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Speaking of pooner rotdogs, reddit user Cautious-Courage-953 is enraged that no men want to have sex with her rolled up arm-tube.
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Spoiler: Text

*phallo oops
lately i've been trying to have casual hookups every now and then and i have some people who are "interested" but then never follow through. and then there's everyone else who think it would be so hot to sleep with a trans guy but only if he has a vagina. i'm happy that trans masculine people are getting the appreciation for their bodies because they are beautiful, but it feels like a lot of cis guys don't wanna sleep with me unless i have a vagina or a tip on my penis. sorry that i'm disgusting because i can't glansplasty until june 2025? i'm sorry i don't have a front hole anymore? like fuck you.
sorry just wondering if anyone else has experienced this. again i think it is completely fine if people are attracted to pre op trans folks, i know i am, but its just that i feel automatically less hot/attractive now that i have a DIY penis. so goodbye to the hopes of hooking up with literally anyone ever, i guess

Archive
It's baffling that these women are acting as if expecting a penis to have a bell-end is an unreasonable expectation like some sort of beauty standard and not a basic component of penile anatomy.
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So as Pickman had replied earlier, these kinds of surgeries are multi-step processes, so these pooners are deciding to plunge into the hook-up scene with half-finished rotdogs and then getting mad when people don't want to touch them. Delusional.

"I love my body, and any man who doesn't honor it as is, is not worth my time."
What a manly thing to say.
Also, lol at the fail-o-plasty

 

[Caesar]

Lab grown diamonds consume vast quantities of energy and are effectively worthless, so yes, much like troons.

my mum wants her ashes turned into a diamond when she dies. You're not gonna say that's effectively worthless surely

 

[Näkki]

Nothing lasts forever is a good documentary on diamonds and how it's just an industry. They're not that rare, they're indistinguishable to lab made diamonds, the only value comes from the myths and the industry.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

my mum wants her ashes turned into a diamond when she dies. You're not gonna say that's effectively worthless surely

I think it’s a nice way to be able to keep your loved one close to you (in a piece of jewellery) when they’re gone.

Debating what should become of me. A novelty kazoo is probably fitting.

 

[Caesar]

I think it’s a nice way to be able to keep your loved one close to you (in a piece of jewellery) when they’re gone.

Debating what should become of me. A novelty kazoo is probably fitting.

I was mostly just shitposting because it would be worthless to anybody else on here. I do like her idea though, the main issue is I have two siblings so who would get it? I don't think human ashes would be able to make 3 worthwhile diamonds

 

[Shig O'nella]

I don't think human ashes would be able to make 3 worthwhile diamonds

1.4 carats is about the max that can be currently made from an average human cremation. Get her to bulk up a bit before she pops it and you'll get half a carat each.