Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Flamin Park]

Almost certainly without tobacco. Almost certainly vaping, in a pipe, rolled, or as gummies.

Also, weed here is almost all sold in bud/flower form, so a quarter ounce a day would be... a vast amount. An eighth of an ounce a week sounds more likely. Did the math and that's like 3.5 grams for the Eurofags.

The price varies a lot by strain and growing conditions (outdoor, greenhouse, indoor).

Looking at the prices in Colorado, $10 a day looks like a reasonable amount for a dedicated pothead to be spending, and it looks like you can pick up an eighth/3.5 grams for $40.

So that gives us $120-$300 a month.

That seems like very little if he's smoking joints, I'm a light smoker and will tend to get around 5-6 joints out of an 8th bag (mixed with tobacco) so if he's rolling pures I'd imagine it's a LOT more than that. Although if I get a bag of that stardawg going around everywhere over here a joint and a half will do me all day because it's just stupidly strong. Also I've noticed tolerance goes up REALLY quickly with weed; if he's a daily smoker I'll hazard he's going through a lot more than that at dispensary prices.

Don't forget he's said before about being pretty much high 24/7 and it's not like Kevin has anything else to do except smoke weed, buy transformers, tweet, play overwatch and watch cartoons, I can imagine him going through a shitton of weed

 

[AMHOLIO]

He was doing resin or dabs the last time I saw - I'm very unfamiliar with weed, my apologies.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

He was doing resin or dabs the last time I saw - I'm very unfamiliar with weed, my apologies.

Powerlevel but a couple years ago at Thanksgiving I took a walk with my cousin and we happened upon a dab rig on that walk and whew, I was useless after that.

(I just got an AI "help me write" prompt. I'm half curious about what AI knows about getting totally ripshit on dabs and having to try to keep a neutral face and failing around multiple totally straight older relatives. Up to and including my least-favorite uncle looking me dead in the face and asking me what my problem is.)

Anyway, I've been known to take a little tokey-toke now and then, and that one time doing dabs was in the top four times I've been fantastically stoned out of my gourd in a deep, existential horror way.

This explains a lot about Kevin.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Almost certainly without tobacco. Almost certainly vaping, in a pipe, rolled, or as gummies.

Also, weed here is almost all sold in bud/flower form, so a quarter ounce a day would be... a vast amount. An eighth of an ounce a week sounds more likely. Did the math and that's like 3.5 grams for the Eurofags.

The price varies a lot by strain and growing conditions (outdoor, greenhouse, indoor).

Looking at the prices in Colorado, $10 a day looks like a reasonable amount for a dedicated pothead to be spending, and it looks like you can pick up an eighth/3.5 grams for $40.

So that gives us $120-$300 a month.

Add in concentrates. I've seen a dab rig or 2 in pics. With tolerance you're looking at a tidy sum of money.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Like the cowardly bully he is, Kevin finally (and deniably) gets in on the intimidation of Jesse Singal.

Because his rounds of gloating about the Kiwi Farms being down forever or people who criticized the Tranch or Bonnie has gone so well for him. At this rate we should expect Kaiser to reject him for some stupid surgery he wants and cite him a Jesse Singal article.

 

[kazuhiro]

Checking in on Kevin...

Spoiler: NSFW pics under a second spoiler

This first set are from December 24.


Referencing an essay by "Abigail" Thorn, it's in his thread.








The second batch are from January 1 on.

Lesbians.


Tourettes.


Kevin's horrifying nips.

Spoiler: WARNING, NSFW

Middle age.

New HDG story chapter.


If that chapter title sold it to you, there is an archive here.




Mom.

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Magic 8 Ball says: "Outlook not so good."

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Never give up my Queen. One day the amhole will be penetrated.
Plus it's only been five years and one revision. Surely the next one will finally mean the amhole will get ampenetrated?

 

[Godchu]

Wasn't Kevin a tripfag too? Seems mighty rich of him to shit on Elon when he's no better.

 

[Positron]

horrifying nips.

He seems to have a nasty rash in the inframammary fold.

 

[stupid frog]

Wasn't Kevin a tripfag too? Seems mighty rich of him to shit on Elon when he's no better.

Yes, and no one liked him.

 

[a hapless toad]

Magic 8 Ball says: "Outlook not so good."

These coom-brained incels... yo my dude, women don't insert a Hitachi magic wand (yes there are attachments but that's obviously not what they meant).

 

[Woggie's child bride]

The comment on "robot girl disassembly" just makes him sound like he wants to dismember women without the hassle of clean up or legal issues arising from it. I can't remember if that's been established as one of his fetishes but if not add it to the list I guess.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The comment on "robot girl disassembly" just makes him sound like he wants to dismember women without the hassle of clean up or legal issues arising from it. I can't remember if that's been established as one of his fetishes but if not add it to the list I guess.

Nah, he wants to be the robot. And I guess a disassembly/repair fetish would make sense; Kevin has spent decades doing nothing all day every day, having other people mix up his Hawaiian Punch. If Kevin were my cyborg drone (sexually), I'd be power-cycling him and popping out the battery to check the contacts, before I started looking online for repair guides.

Man, becoming-a-robot-plaything fetish is kind of weird for a guy who has a ton of robot playthings and keeps the bulk of them thrown haphazardly into a Rubbermaid Roughneck, which doesn't seem like a particularly erotic fate. Maybe there's a deep metaphor here for the emptiness of consumption.

 

[stupid frog]

Don't worry his life is definitely super great, and he is gonna move past toys any day now. Just like his old tweet reflected on.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Don't worry his life is definitely super great, and he is gonna move past toys any day now. Just like his old tweet reflected on.

It's gonna happen at the same time the nerves wake up x

 

[FinnSven]

If Kevin were my cyborg drone (sexually), I'd be power-cycling him and popping out the battery to check the contacts, before I started looking online for repair guides.

I would sell him for scrap.

Waste of good lithium and other electronic components lovingly assembled by Chinese prison labor or mined by Pat Tomlinson’s pepperoni ingredients.

Best to at least try and get some value out of it.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Kev goes deep down the rabbit hole of weird sexual perversions because none of them involve finding someone in the real world and actually having sex with them.

 

[AnOminous]

Kev goes deep down the rabbit hole of weird sexual perversions because none of them involve finding someone in the real world and actually having sex with them.

He can't have sex. He has no cock. And his fake mutilated cockgina doesn't work. It explodes. He can't actually use it because it's worthless. It's a surgical failure.

It's probably already sealed up again because of his failure to dilate, that is, using a dildo to keep a surgical wound permanently open, a desperate attempt to thwart the body's attempt to heal himself.

All he has is a life of failure and toys.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

He can't have sex. He has no cock. And his fake mutilated cockgina doesn't work. It explodes. He can't actually use it because it's worthless. It's a surgical failure.

You're totally right, but he's weirdly sexually averse IRL even by the standards of freaks who can't actually have normal sex. It's partly because he can't use his mutilated dick, but also because he nuked his own sex drive by chopping off his balls. There are a ton of weird degens in niche sex scenes that don't actually fuck: everything from cuckolds filming their partners getting railed to subs who just want to be tortured. He posts all the time about wanting to be treated like a doll and I bet he could find in a few hours some fat old gross weirdo to meet him IRL to do exactly that for him if he actually wanted it.

Unless its a few throwaway horny posts, he's not interested. It's like he either remembers being a coomer and responds that way out of habit, or he aspires to be a coomer and posts that way because he thinks its expected of him. I guarantee he is having way less sex than the average middle aged married person either way.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

You're totally right, but he's weirdly sexually averse IRL even by the standards of freaks who can't actually have normal sex. It's partly because he can't use his mutilated dick, but also because he nuked his own sex drive by chopping off his balls. There are a ton of weird degens in niche sex scenes that don't actually fuck: everything from cuckolds filming their partners getting railed to subs who just want to be tortured. He posts all the time about wanting to be treated like a doll and I bet he could find in a few hours some fat old gross weirdo to meet him IRL to do exactly that for him if he actually wanted it.

Unless its a few throwaway horny posts, he's not interested. It's like he either remembers being a coomer and responds that way out of habit, or he aspires to be a coomer and posts that way because he thinks its expected of him. I guarantee he is having way less sex than the average middle aged married person either way.

You know way too much about this.