Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
[EDIT] It appears as if the auction people did not get access to the house. (yet?) They just uploaded 5 pictures of the road and the outside from the driveway. Here are the two most relevant.
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Skelly, what am I looking at?
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Is this a pile of trash? Used clothes and kitchen waste? Clean your fucking house you disgusting skelly freak.

Are you sure you didn't just lift this from the Pindia thread?

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They managed to be festive:
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Look at those boulders lying around. So little care is given to his property. Will this be his new excuse? :really:> SEAN I was picking up boulders from my driveway SEAN!!!!

As for the wreath, it has been hung up there since the last lot of photos were posted. They never bothered to remove it.
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They never bothered to trim the trees. It was perfectly spherical in the photos but sadly neglected by their new owners.
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Truly depressing. The second image was from May, 2023. It looks like they did add a few boulders at some point.
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Wait a second... The first was from 2016 and the next image from the 2018 sale.
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They just let plants die and whatever wildlife knock that eagle thing over to never fix it again. Is that a tribute to the same tradie who died of pancreatic cancer? :really:
The previous owners maintained everything pretty well, down to the little garden that welcomes visitors at the driveway and some pretty unique signage. It's a shame that Skelly can't even maintain 6 low-effort bushes. What a sad state of affairs!
 
Skelly, what am I looking at?
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Is this a pile of trash? Used clothes and kitchen waste? Clean your fucking house you disgusting skelly freak.

Are you sure you didn't just lift this from the Pindia thread?
The far right turquoise object looks like a plastic toboggan on top of fire wood. The rest looks like trash.
 
He lives like a jeet.
Fact check: FALSE

Remember you posted this?
From the original thread where this came up. I somehow won with an utterly bizarre result.
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I decided it would be cheap to try to find something outright in the middle of the wilderness (though many people have done that in this thread and STILL found a pile of garbage somewhere) so did a Google search for most remote places in India and picked some town called "Ziro."

I dropped a pin on a building somewhere in it in Google Earth and somehow got three pictures from inside someone's house.
Clean rooms and good furniture. Obviously they need to do a bit of cable management but most wouldn't care too much.
Even jeets have better living conditions than him.
12291 51st St NE, Spicer, MN 56288, Kandiyohi County is Minnesota's New Delhi.
 
I hate everyone in the fat retard podcast. Maybe except Wings because he did this while the fake cancer faggot was doing his thing.
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Wings should just go full Victorian like a channel awesome host. Top hat and suit.
People wanted a lawyer who was “our guy”
no one wants to admit it but thats mostly it, look at weebwars or the dick masterson defending. it took until Rittenhouse for Nick to end up on the "majority" side of a case.
Considering Nick has strongly implied Kayla is essentially a hoarder with the house filled with useless junk
Nick really married the first girl who'd give him pussy didn't he? she made him move to the middle of nowhere to be with her family, she hoards the house, she's a blatantly shitty mother, and she doesn't know her limits, as we know from Knoxville, so she'll humiliate Nick if they do go anywhere.
 
To be fair, it's actually Minnesota's Mogadishu slum.

Close. But that honor goes to Castle Mogadishu near downtown minneapolis.

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A few decades ago, it was fondly known as the crack stacks. But then the Somalis started in numbers and kicked all the local brown gangster folk out by force claiming it for their own. The laws and authority of the state don't apply within at all.

That said, Nick is still rather Somali in that he sleeps with his drugs and his guns at night. He also believes in polygamy. He also shares a distaste for personal hygiene and a love for living in trash.
 
Sorry to doublepost but they're vastly different topics. Kayla's mom posted this on FB yesterday. It seems revealing. Dan Sletta upvoted.

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"We even stop talking to each other at times". Yikes.
Nice work, Nick. These people housed your children for seven weeks!
I like how the old grandmas on facebook are a consistent leak of vaguebooking. Doesn't matter which lolcow.

Today's is probably just a coincidence too, but I prefer the funnier reading as a subtle dig at imminent changes to Nick's housing situation:

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God bless this woman. :story:
 
Yeah, this points to something that always bothered me: the assumption in this thread that he had a "live-in" nanny. Not sure if that was just something PPP or somebody else said that just stuck, but do we have actual proof she was truly "live-in"?

If she was, that means:
-Cuck Cave- 1 bedroom
-Nanny- 1 bedroom
-5 kids- 2 bedrooms. I would assume that the 16 year old had his own room, meaning one room for the remaining four, which seems insane to me, even for Nick, especially when that would have been the situation even before he started his love affair with la cocaina. Is that really what the assumption is when people say "live-in" nanny, five kids in two rooms?

Sorry if this has been beaten to death already but I find this thread difficult to keep up with, even with highlights as I haven't had much time for Kiwi stuff lately. And to this day, people keep saying "live-in" nanny like it is a known fact? It seems to me, though, that she was more of a driver than a real nanny? Why pay for a live-in nanny who doesn't clean shit? You don't need to give them free room and board PLUS salary to get someone to schlep your kids around.

Our Husband gives me a headache with this bullshit.
You sent me into something of an austistic home and nanny analysis...

Was Chaney a live-in? I don't think so but that's based on Nick's words, so...
The confusion originates with LEO documents and the Pastor. This is from the Incident Report:

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(I underlined the years working bc it may have been longer than is generally assumed.)

Having said that, Nick denies that Chaney was a live-in. That's supported by several streams in which he referenced her arriving in the mornings.

As for the rooms, referencing the pre-Balldo Zillow pics featured in this post....

Who was where? There's a point to this, promise.

I was always under the impression that all 5 kids were on the lower level with his studio based on his statements. (I often wondered if they could hear him screaming epithets.)

So, that would be these rooms. Note the trees. Definitely ground-level with the studio.
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Your question made me look more closely at the 3rd kids' bedroom. I'm assuming this is the room, furnished as an office (with the daybed) in the Zillow pics. This does NOT appear to be on the lower level. Again, note the trees. This room is far more elevated than the others:
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So where in the house is this 3rd kids' bedroom? It's likely to be on the main level near the Den of Debauchery.

First, there's the hallway that we know Kayla and April emerged from as per the cops.
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Is the 3rd kids' bedroom next to the master? Please, God, say no.
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Or, is it off the entry? Doubt it. This strikes me as doors to a 1/2 bath/powder room and an entry closet:
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Or, were the realtors in 2018 over-inflating the listing by saying the house was a 4 bedroom and claiming that the sunroom is a bedroom (we've seen Nick stream from this room). It's on the opposite side of the master with the living room in between.

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Why does this matter?

1. IF a bothersome child with night terrors who later tested positive was separated from her sibs to the main floor, she'd have ready access to the kitchen, living room, and master where the cocaine was used.

2. IF the eldest was granted an upstairs room of his own (a common privilege for the oldest) he likely knows much more than he's let on.

3. Is this the reason Nick does not want the bodycam publicized?


Disclaimer: All of the kids could have been on the lower level if the 3 girls were sharing one room and the 2 boys were in the other. This seems very tight - the rooms do not seem large. There is also a large family area on that level with a couch.

An important note from the screenshots I used from the Incident Report.

It's from the Farms and is a more DETAILED version of what was publicly posted (though they are very similar). If you trace this post, it goes back to a show MELTON was on. How TF was he getting access to more detailed docs on or around May 29, 2023?! Can someone fill me in?

Another interesting tid bit from that document is this: Apparently, we DO know who the renters were in the second home:
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I haven't done a deep dive but there is, indeed a Jessica Hatfield in Spicer.
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March 23, 2019, West Central Tribune (photo scroll)
So, that's nice. Nick kicked out a seemingly single mom for his drugged-out whore.
 
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Close. But that honor goes to Castle Mogadishu near downtown minneapolis.

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A few decades ago, it was fondly known as the crack stacks. But then the Somalis started in numbers and kicked all the local brown gangster folk out by force claiming it for their own. The laws and authority of the state don't apply within at all.

That said, Nick is still rather Somali in that he sleeps with his drugs and his guns at night. He also believes in polygamy. He also shares a distaste for personal hygiene and a love for living in trash.
Don't forget the quite plausible Jenkem addiction from his Somali bros in M/SP haha "mystery brown substance"
 

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First, there's the hallway that we know Kayla and April emerged from as per the cops.
That's not the "cops" view, it's a single cop. Another cop found Kayla and April in the master bedroom. That's in the report for the affidavit for April's arrest. Finding April in the MB is part of connecting her to the coke found in the MB on her credit cards.
 
Yeah, this points to something that always bothered me: the assumption in this thread that he had a "live-in" nanny. Not sure if that was just something PPP or somebody else said that just stuck, but do we have actual proof she was truly "live-in"?
I don't think that was ever an assumption in the thread. He had a nanny who worked full-time hours. I believe in the past talked about how he was embarrassed after passing out drunk and not waking up before she arrived in the morning because he forgot to take his Provigil before going to sleep (which does not sound to me how it's supposed to be taken, but that's another matter)
 
I believe in the past talked about how he was embarrassed after passing out drunk and not waking up before she arrived in the morning because he forgot to take his Provigil before going to sleep (which does not sound to me how it's supposed to be taken, but that's another matter)
That's because you're not a retarded, degenerate drug addict who can turn any drug into a drug of abuse.
 
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