Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 378 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 544 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 392 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.9%

  • Total voters
    2,657
BLOGPOST WARNING: Long long ago, as a young scrote (sorry in advance) I used to post on a really funny mostly woman subreddit (sorry again don't call me a redditor) that was what would later be known as a "snark" subreddit. It was dedicated to eyerolling and outright hatred of the HAES parts of tumblr, reddit, facebook groups, and such. This was in the olden days when reddit allowed people to express that maybe being fat was unhealthy, maybe trying to make your baby e-famous by overfeeding it to obesity wasn't charming, and perhaps being obese wasn't beautiful was tolerated. The ladies in this subreddit finding HAES being obviously retarded and the influencers being able to claim the influencers were obviously fake was refreshing and inspirational to keep myself in shape (also I really find people tearing down the overconfident and delusional funny).
This community was taken from me. So it goes for many that reddit deemed too fun. The only reason I was shocked by this was that Tess was probably one of the premier HAES people 10-13ish years ago and she was already falling down on stairs for being too fat and editing rolls out of the "beauty shots" back then. Just like advanced surgical and training techniques have kept football legends like Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers on the field, Tess has apparently kept in the game of being obstinately obese and trying to act like it's okay.
She's going to be DJ Khaled using all the servers to get Photoshop to do these photos
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Why does she have a kid? Why is her kid's name Bowie? Along with being gross because fat, it's also sad. Mothers shouldn't ever become prostitutes if they have any other option.
She's got two - Rylee won't ever be mentioned again, as he's over 18, spent his last formative teen years with an ex-boyfriend of her's because said ex-boyfriend was a more responsible parental figure to the boy, and he seems to have bugged out completely. He requested YEARS ago for his mother to stop putting him on her social media. She'd try sneaky little ways to get pictures of him, but nowadays he has vanished.

Two sons, two different fathers, one said 'fuck off' and fucked off, and the other's a minor and stuck with her.
 
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