DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[fresh pair of socks]

It warms my heart knowing Phil couldn't make the goal on an interactive non-gaming chill stream. He's stuck playing games he hates for the rest of his life, dancing to the tune of 3-4 dents to make a living.

No matter how much Phil says he loves his life, he hates being controlled by other people. And even more than that, he hates the fact that everyone knows he's controlled by ICS.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Go on Phil say it. Big ups @MeowBlocks

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Just want to thank the people who summarize all of DSPs bullshit during his streams because I just can't watch him anymore. It makes me so angry to know someone like him exists and at least in his tiny mind is successful, and I don't need to be having my blood pressure rise over some internet clown that's gonna die forgotten and alone. Your sacrifice is appreciated.

Remember, he lives in an actual hellscape.

His entire livelihood rests on retard(s) and a tranny. He is in a house that is falling apart every day. His fat wife hates him and wants nothing to do with him. He drinks 24/7 to escape and cope with this reality. His health problems are likely mounting.

This honestly makes it so much easier to laugh at. Also, include that 90% of his problems are self-inflicted. He’s a stupid fat faggot that just luck rolled into some bizarre situation.

 

[AssWeCan]

I had a post written up to say that this wasn't as interesting as last night, but that's now going into the trash as he decided to put a FUCKING DEMO as his second best playthrough of the year.

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He does this shit each year, including the same game in two opposed lists but including a demo as a "playthrough" and eligible choice is even more retarded. Congrats Dave.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

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Go on Phil say it. Big ups @MeowBlocks

DSP was one second away from being factually fucking based lol

 

[San Dimas High School]

I don't know how you can go from wishing the COD developers would kill themselves one stream to saying it's one of the top 3 games you've streamed in the year the next.

For the most disappointing games he should just list every game he's played that year. And for the least disappointing it should be the one random contrarian take he always has (bugsnax, crab treasure, etc). Because he legitimately hates every game he plays.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He does this shit each year, including the same game in two opposed lists but including a demo as a "playthrough" and eligible choice is even more retarded. Congrats Dave.

I find it funny how putting a demo of a game was simultaneously his worst and 2nd best playthrough, all so he could berate the dents and get them to fall in line with basically the same rant only on different days.
He keeps insisting that he likes JRPGs and I wonder why? Is it because with a few exceptions they're all very easy?

 

[Digger10]

A thought occurred to me. We all know that Phil is entitled. But do you think him treating his viewers as if they were stingy is because he genuinely doesn't realize that not everyone spends their money on the first thing that catches their interest? Given how he handles his finances, he may see people not tipping him as a way to screw him over personally.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

He keeps insisting that he likes JRPGs and I wonder why? Is it because with a few exceptions they're all very easy?

For all his talk of loving JRPGs, I’ve never seen him ever being interested in playing actually challenging games like SMT or Etrian Odyssey.

Just a friendly reminder that Phil ragequit P3 FES… on Easy. A moment so salty that even Atlus West‘s YouTube account commented on: The charm salt is real.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

DSP's content style before the King Arc:

DSP's content style after the King Arc:

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

God this shit makes me so mad. Why does he have to be a dickhead all the time, dude is giving well thought out advice and Phil instantly switches to insults.

That is just the tip of it. It can cause people to be tilted into the frametrap big ginormous damage A-log combo.

It's inevitable if you try and actively listen to him and try to make sense of any of his blabble. You learn to just say fuck this dude, and skim through his bullshit like it's a 4 hour wrestling show you need to watch to discuss later on your prestream show.

I don't know how you can go from wishing the COD developers would kill themselves one stream to saying it's one of the top 3 games you've streamed in the year the next.

For the most disappointing games he should just list every game he's played that year. And for the least disappointing it should be the one random contrarian take he always has (bugsnax, crab treasure, etc). Because he legitimately hates every game he plays.

Also why you shouldn't listen to him. I haven't heard many gaming takes from his lately due to his King Autism saga that was going on and remembered how fuckin insane you will go trying to follow him and take him on his word on actually anything.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I find it funny how putting a demo of a game was simultaneously his worst and 2nd best playthrough, all so he could berate the dents and get them to fall in line with basically the same rant only on different days.
He keeps insisting that he likes JRPGs and I wonder why? Is it because with a few exceptions they're all very easy?

Despite being a middle aged man, his parents lavish him with thousands of dollars every Christmas. Aside from Kat, I doubt he buys anyone a present. For most adults, between gifts and travel, money is usually tight. For Phil, it is a boon period. Therefore, it must be for everyone.

 

[Lady Adjani]

I don't know how you can go from wishing the COD developers would kill themselves one stream to saying it's one of the top 3 games you've streamed in the year the next.

He did the same shit with FromSoft, I don't know which game it was exactly, but the entire playthrough was him telling Miyazaki to commit sudoku and calling the entire development team a bunch of mouth-breathing retards, only to then turn around and make a "best of 20XX" and put the same game at the very top of the list.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

I remember he put mgsv as a disappointing and a top game the same year. I thought that was peak retardedness.....but he surprises me every year.

 

[johnkimble123]

His takes can really be boiled down to "I did nothing wrong, I did everything right, and if I did something wrong, it's because I listened to somebody else"

I know he says he was just kidding when he said that, but that's 100% how he lives his life, on stream, outside stream, everywhere.

 

[smug comporon]

So how soon into this wrestling show does Phil admit he never actually stopped watching wrestling

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He's already admitted he hasn't bothered watching Raw properly, a sure sign of respect to both your audience and co-host.

 

[Comma]

Lmao. Literally looks like he's sitting in a joystick-operated wheelchair.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Oh god, I forgot Phil was doing his wrestling show today. I can't stand listening to that fat lesbian's pre-op froggy voice.

Some kind soul please bite the bullet and report back to the rest of the class, assuming there's any gold dust.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

He's already admitted he hasn't bothered watching Raw properly, a sure sign of respect to both your audience and co-host.

Yeah he said he wont watch the full 4 hours because raw was never 4 hours in the past.

Please show support for my vast knowledge of wrestling and of course, the time i spent watching it for you, my audience.