Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

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Trying to find the source but apparently so little people game a shit about the Star Wars game that not a single person has completely a specific optional side quest to get a mount.

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Miller said:
>Canto Bight
...and they wonder why the game failed. Nobody gives a shit about the Disney Trilogy. Stop forcing that crap in the SW games.
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if they have to include OT shit, that means giving lucas a paycheck, last i checked
and, come on, you know they won't stop trying to force their cringe nonsense
 
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Back me up! said:
Trying to find the source but apparently so little people game a shit about the Star Wars game that not a single person has completely a specific optional side quest to get a mount.

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I'm guessing its not even an achievement for the mount otherwise some loser would do it in a goal to get trophies.
If it is a trophy than that's extra incredible that even trophy hunters wouldn't bother with this slop.
 
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2025 is going to be a good year of woke companies going broke. Next time, listen to the gamers.
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Maybe its optimistic but it will surely be a test of how much DEI/Blackrock/Vanguard are able to bail out companies from bankrupcy

Only to maybe say "psych!" and buy them at a low price (either them or Tencent)

Thats some Palpatine like move.
 
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The handsome tard said:
Maybe its optimistic but it will surely be a test of how much DEI/Blackrock/Vanguard are able to bail out companies from bankrupcy

Only to maybe say "psych!" and buy them at a low price (either them or Tencent)

Thats some Palpatine like move.
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would be hilarious if any possible deal stinks so much everyone walks away and then just pillages the corpse afterwards thq-style.
 
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The handsome tard said:
Maybe its optimistic but it will surely be a test of how much DEI/Blackrock/Vanguard are able to bail out companies from bankrupcy

Only to maybe say "psych!" and buy them at a low price (either them or Tencent)

Thats some Palpatine like move.
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More like 2025 is going to be east coast (finance) vs west coast (tech) to see who can get the big government bailouts (stimulus). The winner gets to pick the bones of the other.
 
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ZMOT said:
would be hilarious if any possible deal stinks so much everyone walks away and then just pillages the corpse afterwards thq-style.
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This is the likely outcome for Ubisoft at this point.
I'm thinkin about those people who bought in the stock hoping that tencent was going to buyout it. Only for the French to be too fucking stubborn and stupid to understand that was the best outcome and make absurd demands where they sell it to Tencent, but keep control of everything in it. Yes let me give you millions of dollars and not have any control over what you do. Brilliant.
They're done, and I think even if they do change their mentality to be reasonable. The only people dumb enough to buy them at this point instead of just harvesting the IPs from the remains would be Sony.
 
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Speaking of Ubisoft's failures, was curious; what does everyone think of R6: Extraction these days? It's still got a dedicated community, and it's on sale for about $10; worth another go, or no?
 
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Scream Aim Fire said:
Speaking of Ubisoft's failures, was curious; what does everyone think of R6: Extraction these days? It's still got a dedicated community, and it's on sale for about $10; worth another go, or no?
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Skillup said it was one of the worst shooters he's ever played. 21 Kilton gave it a 2/10.

Outside of bad reviews Ubisoft is incredibly close to ceasing to exist as a corporate entity so I probably wouldn't buy anything that relies on their servers being online in the future.
 
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Scream Aim Fire said:
Speaking of Ubisoft's failures, was curious; what does everyone think of R6: Extraction these days? It's still got a dedicated community, and it's on sale for about $10; worth another go, or no?
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Did you like R6: Siege? Did you like the event it was inspired from with that game? Even so, no. It's an asset flip co-op game that, while functional, is boring and dead.
 
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The handsome tard said:
Maybe its optimistic but it will surely be a test of how much DEI/Blackrock/Vanguard are able to bail out companies from bankrupcy

Only to maybe say "psych!" and buy them at a low price (either them or Tencent)

Thats some Palpatine like move.
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I know there's a bunch of conspiracies surrounding Blackrock, but they're still an asset management firm first and foremost. They put their hands in everything but there still has to be a certain promise to that company. That, and I doubt they want to outright own a videogame company of all things. Ubisoft is too much of a cesspool to bother with.
 
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The handsome tard said:
Maybe its optimistic but it will surely be a test of how much DEI/Blackrock/Vanguard are able to bail out companies from bankrupcy

Only to maybe say "psych!" and buy them at a low price (either them or Tencent)

Thats some Palpatine like move.
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The whole Blackrock thing is cope. People want to believe that if only the boogieman goes away video games get saved. When in reality most if the rot comes in with infinite female middle managers that got recruited as the different companies get big.
 
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The whole Blackrock thing is cope. People want to believe that if only the boogieman goes away video games get saved. When in reality most if the rot comes in with infinite female middle managers that got recruited as the different companies get big.
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Blackrock connections have been confirmed, it is an organized effort to shit things up to meet their goals. Female middle managers, or whatever cope you people have, is just the end result of this kind of meddling. Then again, if you actually knew what you were talking about, you would do some research instead of talking out of your ass.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Blackrock connections have been confirmed, it is an organized effort to shit things up to meet their goals. Female middle managers, or whatever cope you people have, is just the end result of this kind of meddling. Then again, if you actually knew what you were talking about, you would do some research instead of talking out of your ass.
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Blackrock supported companies with DEI, I won't argue it. But people talk as if the entirety of woke in gaming is carried by Blackrock. As if you don't have a ton of developers drinking the kool aid of fans who will buy anything.

And yeah having a woman come up in a video about a game might as well be as bad as any other woke signs
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