Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Trout and Tears]

Naked Popeyes mukbang when?

That thought alone made Jersh bust

 

[Slur Generator]

Hello thread tourists and secret gooners. Here is an image from a few months ago that I'd imagine her OF content might look like when she is first starting out.

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(Discussion on these pics started here.) The OF definitely isn't a stretch when she was already making content like this for free.

That's a lot of canvas for a tattoo artist.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

This is where I'd say something but if some men didn't like fat women I wouldn't have a man.

(I am not deathfat however, ofc it's someone's fetish)

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

This is where I'd say something but if some men didn't like fat women I wouldn't have a man.

I’m pretty. You’re pretty. Wanna go home and stare at each other?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

She is too big for me, and I usually don't have an issue with big girls that much. But I do have limits.

 

[Tim the Tranny]

Holy shit, it finally happened. I'm featuring this.

I’m going to choose to believe it was Null who featured this, and he threatened you to make this post so that he could hide his embarrassment.

The Dear Feeder isn’t fooling anyone

 

[Blank Slate]

Null's Christmas gift came late, but it came.

 

[ShootyPee]

Don't feel bad for women like her tho. Planet sized bastards are mean ppl.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Don't feel bad for women like her tho. Planet sized bastards are mean ppl.

She's not only planet-sized, but stuffed full of botox and other disgusting shit that makes her look like she's going to burst at any moment. The "love your body" advocate has had tons of work done, what a twist...

 

[VasonJoorhees]

Hello thread tourists and secret gooners. Here is an image from a few months ago that I'd imagine her OF content might look like when she is first starting out.

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(Discussion on these pics started here.) The OF definitely isn't a stretch when she was already making content like this for free.

Heh, "stretch".

 

[Charnel Ground]

Not only am I surprised that it took this long, in retrospect I'm really surprised this is her first public foray into Actually Making Porn For Profit and not just plausable deniability scantily clad boudoir stuff. Back in the Tess Munster days when she was a tumblr fatshion girlie was also when tumblr was ground zero for alt porn, it feels like her career isn't just stalling but going backwards.

This was pre-onlyfans of course but I think if she had a porn/lewds sideblog back then it would have been like "yass girl" from the peanut gallery and then later on in life and after motherhood she could have easily just been like "oh, I was young and did some of that cause it was fun at the time, it was artsy, don't slut shame" like so many models before her that did nude modeling when they were young. Hell, like Melania Trump or Geri Halliwell aka Ginger Spice.

I don't know where I'm going with this except to say that this is both an obvious choice for Tess at this juncture and somehow also completely baffling.

Incomprehensible that she REALLY is too proud or too stupid to mine some of her connections and take a basic ass job as like a receptionist for an agency, or some other kind of silly email job for any number of plus size fashion brands or SJW companies. We all know she's a bitch, but maybe she really is THAT hard to be around as a person that her reputation precedes her and she knows nobody would want to hire her or work with her again even over emails.

Much to think about.

 

[The Jackal]

Two interpretations: either she's actually proud that she's reduced to being a modern-day freak show act, posting her disgusting nudes (or worse, God forbid) online for lonely perverts to throw their spare change at her so she can carry on overfeeding herself into an early grave, because her modeling career has been dead for years now and she's too fat and lazy to get a real job.

Or she's really deeply ashamed of all the above, and she's desperately trying to hide it, to herself and the world.

I don't know which I find more pathetic.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

I knew this day was coming, but I didn't know when. Looks like she's celebrating Trump taking office by sharing her flappy jacks with us all.
What a way to start 2025

 

[NoReturn]

A thought: What if she doesn't even keep it up? What if she doesn't get the numbers she wants and just stops doing it?

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

"If I turn off these Instagram filters will you die?"

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

lol fat

 

[Marty Robbins]

"She is fat and I would not have sex with her"

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

Ok. I'll ask, black guys how long until you post her nudes so everyone can laugh at her pepperoni nipples and papa meat looking asshole?

 

[Salubrious]

This is like Christmas for black men everywhere.

Hell nah. Even we have standards.

 

[triggersliver]

Hello thread tourists and secret gooners. Here is an image from a few months ago that I'd imagine her OF content might look like when she is first starting out.

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(Discussion on these pics started here.) The OF definitely isn't a stretch when she was already making content like this for free.

There's some dailymail and other beach photos that I can't remember if they were posted here before or not.

This is just
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Avert your eyes if you're easily squeamish. That's not healthy skin.
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Bonus wedgie photo!
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I'll just add these in for you tourists also, mostly sure you'll see more here than her OF for awhile. It took Momokun a while to go from "tasteful lewds" to jamming dildos up her snatch until she bled. Here's the article @bloomingcactus found the images from. Also more pictures here, it's really funny seeing these journalists try to spin these pictures as hot and sexy.