Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 378 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 392 14.7%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.9%

  • Total voters
    2,658
I expect, if she gets pushback on her choice to go OF, that she’ll start with the ‘sex work is real work’ schtick.

Whatever… cleaning out septic tanks is real work as well but you don’t hear about it from workers in the field.
Yeah, of course she would, but let's be clear - it isn't real work. Menial labor is far more respectable than making a living on OnlyFans. If I had a daughter, I would prefer her to scrape by cleaning out septic tanks than sell pictures of her ass to strangers on the Internet, and it isn't even close. Self-respect is a commodity that's worth more than money.
 
How much money did she end up making and losing?
I'm always curious how much they make.

Maybe this is just ugly person cope, but it annoys me how much at her size she hyper focuses on the value of good looks. Maybe just be a good person the next time you want to pick up the form and you will kill two birds with a stone.
It's a cope on her part, not yours.
She is incredibly unhealthy, and it wouldn't surprise me if she has chronic joint pain.
She'll never be a good person. I feel for her kids.
 
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What are the chances she starts off her OF using years-old naked content instead of current?
Diabolical, but funny.
 
Maybe this is just ugly person cope, but it annoys me how much at her size she hyper focuses on the value of good looks. Maybe just be a good person the next time you want to pick up the form and you will kill two birds with a stone.
Don't forget the "Baby bald eagle" incident.

Yeah, of course she would, but let's be clear - it isn't real work. Menial labor is far more respectable than making a living on OnlyFans. If I had a daughter, I would prefer her to scrape by cleaning out septic tanks than sell pictures of her ass to strangers on the Internet, and it isn't even close. Self-respect is a commodity that's worth more than money.
I've always liked the "Would you make your kids do it?" question for sex work.
If you're a lawyer, and you take your kid to work, it might be disruptive to the environment, but no one is going to think you're abusing the kid. Try that with OnlyFans and you get arrested.
 
I've always liked the "Would you make your kids do it?" question for sex work.
The one I use is, "If sex work is work, and it were to be completely legalized, would you demand that homeless women in transitional housing programs that require them to get a job accept sex work, if they were unable to get any other form of employment? And if they refused, would you kick them out of the program?"

Sex work advocates who can blithely say, "Well, if it was their choice, no, I wouldn't mind if my (hypothetical*) kids did sex work!" will shut right up when you hit them with the inevitable consequences of the law treating sex work as just another job, no different than waiting tables or making coffee.

*Hypothetical kids, because very few of the "sex work is work!" types I've encountered actually have kids. The ones who do tend to resent them.
 
Yeah, of course she would, but let's be clear - it isn't real work. Menial labor is far more respectable than making a living on OnlyFans. If I had a daughter, I would prefer her to scrape by cleaning out septic tanks than sell pictures of her ass to strangers on the Internet, and it isn't even close. Self-respect is a commodity that's worth more than money.
Oh but it is real work, and that's why it's sad. These women will sit around for hours on end, posting made-up shit on reddit across 20 subreddits hoping for one additional subscriber. Tens of hours posting and scheduling tweets, only to end up blocked because they act exactly like the bots who copied them; PUSSY IN BIO! WHO UP? I WANT WEEB COCK!

They'd make more in a septic tank. They'd make an easier buck in a septic tank. To this day I have not seen a single OF thot simply go "I make more than you cause I'm hot". There's always some cope about it. "The money is so easy I'd be dumb NOT to!". No, you the money is literally not easy and it didn't fall into your lap.
 
Oh but it is real work, and that's why it's sad. These women will sit around for hours on end, posting made-up shit on reddit across 20 subreddits hoping for one additional subscriber. Tens of hours posting and scheduling tweets, only to end up blocked because they act exactly like the bots who copied them; PUSSY IN BIO! WHO UP? I WANT WEEB COCK!

They'd make more in a septic tank. They'd make an easier buck in a septic tank. To this day I have not seen a single OF thot simply go "I make more than you cause I'm hot". There's always some cope about it. "The money is so easy I'd be dumb NOT to!". No, you the money is literally not easy and it didn't fall into your lap.
The field is waaaaaaaaaay too competitive for the money to be easy. Dumbfucks.
 
The one I use is, "If sex work is work, and it were to be completely legalized, would you demand that homeless women in transitional housing programs that require them to get a job accept sex work, if they were unable to get any other form of employment? And if they refused, would you kick them out of the program?"

Sex work advocates who can blithely say, "Well, if it was their choice, no, I wouldn't mind if my (hypothetical*) kids did sex work!" will shut right up when you hit them with the inevitable consequences of the law treating sex work as just another job, no different than waiting tables or making coffee.

*Hypothetical kids, because very few of the "sex work is work!" types I've encountered actually have kids. The ones who do tend to resent them.
They are the same stupid, stupid idiots who think that 'choices' are made in some sort of vacuum.

So it's just a bizarre coincidence that poor women in poor countries sell their babies to rich people in rich countries, for example, rather than the other way around.

Or that 90 percent of women marrying in the USA/UK change their names to their husband's ("because his is easier to spell! his is more interesting! mine is boring! mine is weird!") while their brothers don't.

And just a strange fluke of fate that rich women who have the option to survive without sucking rancid cock or being fucked up the arse ... don't.
 
And just a strange fluke of fate that rich women who have the option to survive without sucking rancid cock or being fucked up the arse ... don't.
Yeah, they just do it for coke instead.

Oh but it is real work, and that's why it's sad. These women will sit around for hours on end, posting made-up shit on reddit across 20 subreddits hoping for one additional subscriber. Tens of hours posting and scheduling tweets, only to end up blocked because they act exactly like the bots who copied them; PUSSY IN BIO! WHO UP? I WANT WEEB COCK!

They'd make more in a septic tank. They'd make an easier buck in a septic tank. To this day I have not seen a single OF thot simply go "I make more than you cause I'm hot". There's always some cope about it. "The money is so easy I'd be dumb NOT to!". No, you the money is literally not easy and it didn't fall into your lap.
Every thot on OnlySimps assumes they’ll be in that 0.1% bracket that makes six figures or more.

The twist here is that number changes. Simps have a fixed budget for subscriptions, they don’t subscribe to more and more thots. So they’ll cancel one subscription to go to another. So one thot makes $30,000 in her first month but by month six she’s closer to $3,000 and then a year later it’s a few hundred bucks. They end up in the situation you describe and now she’ll have to wait for the shoe to drop when someone sends her employer photos of her spread-wide butthole years later.

Doesn’t seem worth it to me but I’m not delusional enough to think I’m the next Bhad Bhabie or Amouranth.
 
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