Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[DefCon Dumb]

I’m going with her being ashamed by her OWN choice and acting like a defiant child about it.

I suspect she really is as hard to deal with as has been speculated here. I have no proof of this; just the opinion of ONE person I know who had dealings directly with her back in her ‘hey day’ right after her 1 real cover.

This person said she talked and acted as though she was a super star, pulling the diva act but wrong type of diva.

If that’s the reputation you have developed, it sticks with you. Combine that with no real skills and good luck getting any kind of job.

I expect, if she gets pushback on her choice to go OF, that she’ll start with the ‘sex work is real work’ schtick.

Whatever… cleaning out septic tanks is real work as well but you don’t hear about it from workers in the field.

Sex work had always had distasteful connotations and no well written essay or article can change that. It’s generally seen as the last way to make money by desperate people. Ever hear a 12 year old announce: “I want to be a sex worker when I grow up!” and have a parent enthusiastically endorse that choice?

Not gonna happen.

But Tess will try and sell it as respectable and God help the kids.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Null's Christmas gift came late, but it came.

So did Null.

 

[Major]

A thought: What if she doesn't even keep it up? What if she doesn't get the numbers she wants and just stops doing it?

All she needs is a few dedicated pigs and a small trickle of attention. That's all it takes

 

[The Queen of Autists]

I wonder if she will go full feedee or if she thinks she can make any money with "boudoir" shots in 2025

Hook her up with Jude for the pics!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I suspect she really is as hard to deal with as has been speculated here. I have no proof of this; just the opinion of ONE person I know who had dealings directly with her back in her ‘hey day’ right after her 1 real cover.

This person said she talked and acted as though she was a super star, pulling the diva act but wrong type of diva.

If that’s the reputation you have developed, it sticks with you. Combine that with no real skills and good luck getting any kind of job.

It fits with what we know about her. She had a tendency to lie about her size, which would fuck things up on shoots when the clothes they got her wouldn’t fit. Then she’d shit-talk the brands. Basically it was clear that she felt that she was an asset to the brands rather than an employee hired to promote them.

 

[Slur Generator]

Sex work had always had distasteful connotations and no well written essay or article can change that. It’s generally seen as the last way to make money by desperate people. Ever hear a 12 year old announce: “I want to be a sex worker when I grow up!” and have a parent enthusiastically endorse that choice?

Parents wont tell their kid to whore themselves out if they want a new phone.

Job programs for unemployment do not recomand prostitution even if its legal.

Researchers usually try out the jobs they’re studying to really understand them, but that doesn’t happen with sex work.

Everyone knows its not real work, they are just full of shit.

Most girls that become whores are not trafficked victims, they are shit people no better than drug dealers.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Parents wont tell their kid to whore themselves out if they want a new phone.

Job programs for unemployment do not recomand prostitution even if its legal.

Researchers usually try out the jobs they’re studying to really understand them, but that doesn’t happen with sex work.

Everyone knows its not real work, they are just full of shit.

Most girls that become whores are not trafficked victims, they are shit people no better than drug dealers.

You suck off some dirty old man with a giant dick and then come back and tell the class how it wasn’t really work

 

[Desire]

Guess what supermodel started an onlyfans?
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She’s burning millions to hire bots

 

[Metatron]

Just like with Anisa's OF, I enjoy looking at their pathetic attempts of seducing men and feel zero attraction towards them.

Can't wait for the leaks to satisfy my cravings for indifference towards ugly bitches.

 

[Collections Agent]

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My brother in Christ I'm not sure at that size you COULD have sex with her.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

She has a child? Poor kid will lose his mom to obesity comorbidities before he even enters high school.

I'm more worried about her eating her kid.

 

[Massive Blowjob]

Guess what supermodel started an onlyfans?
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She has kids? Poor kids were probably born diabetic. That "SSBBW" onlyfans is even a thing is testament to how grotesque and parodic society has become. Legend of the Galactic Heroes origin clip didn't go far enough.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Her list of priorities are her career and ego, then her kids, then her own health. I suspect she cares very little for her health, her kids only in that they can service her in some way, and her career is all that she thinks about.

Yeah, if the well-being of her kids was first priority, she wouldn't be doing porn, just as she wouldn't be massively obese if she gave a single shit about her health.

Her priority is remaining famous, being seen as desirable, and getting paid for it. But she has two sets of fans, with completely different ideas of who she is and what they want from her, so her foray into Only Fans is only going to backfire.

She's decided to throw in her lot with the fat-fetishist men, who pay more, but will want to see her in increasingly degrading and humiliating scenarios in order to keep paying, and will ditch her when they get bored. But her most loyal fan base has always been other fat women struggling to feel good about themselves and get along through life, who see her as inspirational. A lot of those women will see her Only Fans as a betrayal of them, and if they're working dead-end jobs to make ends meet for themselves and their kids, without resorting to sex work or doing other things they consider immoral, they're really not going to take it well.

Yeah, there will be a lot of stupid women who claim to see nothing wrong with Tess going the OnlyFans route, but I don't see this sitting well with her real fan base—the fan base who would still keep turning out for her as she gets older and poorer and faces the realities of navigating life post-fame.

Not only am I surprised that it took this long, in retrospect I'm really surprised this is her first public foray into Actually Making Porn For Profit and not just plausable deniability scantily clad boudoir stuff. Back in the Tess Munster days when she was a tumblr fatshion girlie was also when tumblr was ground zero for alt porn, it feels like her career isn't just stalling but going backwards.

Her career isn't going backwards (which would be an improvement); it's in free-fall.

I'm not surprised she's waited this long to do porn; typical of women who go on about how sex work is work, she always thought she was above it. I suspect she finally got into escorting when she was crashing on Jolene's couch, post-breakup with Nick, and broke af. She probably had to tell herself a bunch of lies to justify it, but she was also still in a social milleu where other women she knew were doing it more or less discreetly, which may have made it seem okay—especially if the money was good and the men were non-sketchy professional types.

But even then, there's a lot of small steps between discreet escorting and going on Only Fans, and I wonder what she did along the way that gradually chipped away at her resistance, and convinced her it was a good option at all. Because it takes a lot of denial and desensitization to get there, even for someone like Tess.

Incomprehensible that she REALLY is too proud or too stupid to mine some of her connections and take a basic ass job as like a receptionist for an agency, or some other kind of silly email job for any number of plus size fashion brands or SJW companies.

She has recently worked as a "body positivity consultant" for at least one company (I'm too lazy to go look it up). She may even still be doing it. The scope of those duties and the size of her paycheck are unknown, but it's no stretch to see that it's really just a token position doled out for PR purposes. I suspect one of her few remaining contacts got it for her as a favor.

At any rate, she's burned through so many friends and associates over the last seven or eight years, I don't think she has anybody left who is either willing or able to set her up with any kind of normie job.

A thought: What if she doesn't even keep it up? What if she doesn't get the numbers she wants and just stops doing it?

Honestly, I don't know what she's going to do when Only Fans turns out to be a flop, or demands more work and more willingness to be degraded than she's prepared to do. I suspect her first OF posts will be outtakes from old lingerie sessions that showed too much for social media, nudes Nick took of her, etc. I expect she's got a backlog of softcore shots and vids she's accumulated over the years, that were meant to remain private. But softcore isn't going to satisfy the OF crowd; they're going to want to see a lot more, including some really degrading shit, because so much of fat fetishism is about degradation.

So when OF turns out to be a humiliating failure, what will she do then? I have no idea. Honestly, I just don't. But I'm watching this shitshow all the way to the end.

 

[Dr. Butt]

i think it says a lot about people if they're so insecure that they're willing to do anything to lose weight, including damaging their own internal organs, but so, so lazy and have so little inhabitation,

I'm actually so happy to see "lose" that I'm not even bothered by "inhabitation". You're great, carry on.

 

[Autism Contractor]

I could have sworn up and down that she died of a heart attack like 2 or 3 years ago... What in all fuck...

 

[IglyUglyOh]

Her kid is going to be so bullied for this, even more so than for having a land whale mother

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Her kid is going to be so bullied for this, even more so than for having a land whale mother

There's a lot of money to be made by the first person to create a charter school only for the children of online whores.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

But her most loyal fan base has always been other fat women struggling to feel good about themselves and get along through life, who see her as inspirational.

That would be the preferable audience to go for, but I think she’d need more brains for that than she has. She could even have her cake and eat it (so to speak) with that approach. Do some classy boudoir shots and she could market them as both “See, fellow plus-size princesses? We’re sexy too!” inspirational shots for her female audience and fap fodder for the men.

 

[The Hardest R]

I'm not surprised she's waited this long to do porn;

I agree as she’s been hoping for the last few years for her big modeling comeback. Somehow it finally got through her thick skull that it’s not going to happen. One of her more recent videos had her saying that 2024 almost “broke her” and I think contrary to her brash statements about 2025, her situation in life continues to be more and more precarious.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

cleaning out septic tanks is real work as well but you don’t hear about it from workers in the field.

The plumbers in my life all say they don’t mind the dirty work because it all smells like money after a while.

I guarantee you that whatever will pass for “sex work” from Tess sure won’t smell like money.