Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
Also publicly apologize, admit to everything he's done, and actually change instead of just saying he's changed
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The most recent Elissa clip with Aaron making jokes about naked twister and saying "who goes on a trip as an adult and brings twister to a hotel room" gave me a horrible thought that Nick took the twister game from the cabinet of toys for his kids, had a sex game on the mat, and then probably didn't clean it and put it back with the kids toys when they got home. :stress:

Given that Nick used his daughter's stuffed animals for his thot-stream and Kayla planned to use her son's Riddler Halloween costume for a sexy boudoir shoot, this is sadly possible.

Nothing was sacred in that home house.

Nick's known employment history is

1) Wells Fargo Home Mortgages 2006-2007
2) Thrivent Financial 2007-2010

Then he stopped working and went to law school.

He has hinted about doing other things, but there really isn't much to suggest it. He likes to inflate his banking experience just like he inflated his law experience. But I don't think there was ever much to what he did.

Also somewhere in that 2006-2010 timeframe Nick also considered becoming a chemical engineer because grandpa did it and to Nick it was going to be easy.

Nick has described working at Target when their first miscarriage happened around Thanksgiving in 2004 (within their first year of marriage) and he quit that job soon after. From there, Nick has mentioned working for InterBank, the National Bank, Tenneco, and then Wells Fargo where he worked in sales before moving onto Thrivent.

Like you say, Nick inflates his banking experience and there doesn't seem to be much meaningful progression on his known resume. Nick described being assigned the role of sales at Wells Fargo (under protest) where he predictably failed to meet expectations. It would be accurate to say that Nick had a very passive relationship with his work and was only active when pursuing avenues with lower bars to clear. Nick has always wanted an easy life. Hearing his philosophy on work/employment was nauseating and smacked of immaturity.

When Nick started his YouTube career he could finally "be his own boss" and experience the burden of having such a deluded, overconfident, and embarrassingly entitled employee first-hand and eventually demonstrate once and for all that he doesn't understand what it means to be successful in a meaningful sense (or where that success really comes from). This moron actually thought that telling his longtime supporters and "people close to [him and Kayla]" to "fuck off" instead of listening to them was the key to continued success (the plan was to shed the "prudes", focus on LOCALS, and rebrand alongside his Rumble deal). Best laid plans and all that.

Nick should have listened. Nick should have pulled up, but he just kept doubling down, doubling down, doubling down... I digress.
 
Back at the time it was pretty easy to figure out who the guy they were going to make a deal with was. I'll see if I can re-dig it up.
I think it was one of the necromancer games guys, but that's going off memory. Some ttrpg greybeard that wasn't wotc.
 
I think it was one of the necromancer games guys, but that's going off memory. Some ttrpg greybeard that wasn't wotc.
It's some D&D grognard and I'm angry at myself for not taking easy-to-find notes when I figured out who it was. I know he's not in Seattle proper, but somewhere in the greater area. There was some deal with the maps he had on his wall in the videos that clued me in.

Edit: Clark Peterson? (Your Necromancer Games hint helped here)
 
Nick has described working at Target when their first miscarriage happened around Thanksgiving in 2004 (within their first year of marriage) and he quit that job soon after. From there, Nick has mentioned working for InterBank, the National Bank, Tenneco, and then Wells Fargo where he worked in sales before moving onto Thrivent.

From his descriptions, I strongly suspect that what he was doing at Target was seasonal stocking work during a few weeks of holidays. Lots of people used to do that in that area.

The are time problems with Nick having worked for Interbank, National Bank and Tenneco before Wells Fargo. By his account, he started working there in January 2006. He seems to have graduated college in the spring of 2005 and lived in the area of the college for a while and moved back with Kayla to his parents house in Lakeville and gotten married during that time. Is it impossible that he had three different bank jobs over the course of maybe five months as a new college grad before being hired by Wells Fargo? Its not impossible but it seems rather unlikely.

I think the other known job he worked was retail at Circuit City either during High School or in his first year out of high school.
 
The are time problems with Nick having worked for Interbank, National Bank and Tenneco before Wells Fargo. By his account, he started working there in January 2006. He seems to have graduated college in the spring of 2005 and lived in the area of the college for a while and moved back with Kayla to his parents house in Lakeville and gotten married during that time. Is it impossible that he had three different bank jobs over the course of maybe five months as a new college grad before being hired by Wells Fargo? Its not impossible but it seems rather unlikely.

There are a lot of timeline problems with Nick's life, even with his relationship timeline with Kayla (as told by Nick and Kayla).

Nick getting the dates wrong and/or being hired and then being dismissed or otherwise leaving a series of jobs in short order are both believable. Nick's recounting of his personal history is typically done in a self-serving way and is usually only technically correct from a select perspective at best.

In any case, whatever experience Nick had with finance he certainly wasn't very proficient at it.
 
It literally is very easy to correct. For under $2k he can take unlimited classes.
You are talking about a normal human doing this. Not a retard who is literally incapable of putting together a single coherent sentence.

Yes, it is very easy for a normal person not to collapse on the floor and shit himself after screaming gibberish. However, that's extremely difficult for someone like Nick Rekieta.
 
Rekieta was once again in fatburger Pat Melton’s chat tonight. Most clippers fucking hate Meleton and won’t clip him directly, but this one (Doom) gets paid by Melton and constantly runs cover for him. I’m not interested enough to watch it myself and give this piece of shit a view, but FYI:


Yes, he’s talking about cum again.

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