Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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LA Fires- trannies most effected.

All the people who have lost their homes need to check their privilege- at least they weren't forced to wait slightly longer to get their dick turned inside-out.

There's a good chance this might have saved this dumb sap's life. He might even be grateful for that, one of these days.

 

[batteredpancakes]

There's a good chance this might have saved this dumb sap's life. He might even be grateful for that, one of these days.

Especially so as his insurance ends after the first surgery so any attempt at getting revisions would be very stressful and expensive while dealing with the misery of a flayed crotch.
Ideal conditions for a 41%er.

 

[too bizarre]

Transcription: "I want a prostate gland. For context, I didn't get bottom dysphoria until after I got top surgery, and now that I'm getting ready for bottom surgery, I've noticed this. I read a lot a porn and whenever gay men have sex they talk about hitting the prostate."

Oh my god. This is too good... This pooner is talking about reading gay porn... made by other women. It's a common criticism of female-brained gay male porn that it focuses on anal sex above else, when in reality gay men have intercourse in only 30% of sexual encounters.

You'd think if you were such a heckin' valid gay man... you'd want to read and/or watch the porn that the real gay men are making and consuming. But no, I bet that that porn doesn't appeal as much to this pooner. She wants the porn made for a female audience. Fancy that.

(And, of course, the gay porn she read was probably one of her motivations for transitioning. But, still, you'd think that after you had realized you were a gay man you'd want to start having more male interests...)

 

[BaldCharles]

Venturing into the discussion
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lol

 

[There She Glows]

Spoiler: Reality

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

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I have said this before but the premise is untrue even without tranny part. If you make a family with someone their health becomes your business and keeping crucial information about it secret is extremely shitty behavior. Health affects everything from everyday diet and skin care to long term finances and if you can have kids. If you aren't willing to chare that information you aren't relationship material and need stay single.

 

[Poonocchio]

A tale of woe and misery from a larmoyant little pooner on r/FTMVenting, adrift in a sea of sadness because basically everyone she's traveling abroad with decided she's fucking obnoxious.

Every time I check in on /r/GayTransGuys it just gets more and more depressing. Like what the fuck, I keep joking that it's a femcel subreddit, but it just turns more and more into an actual femcel subreddit.

Lol this is the same pooner being discussed before.

Eta: I'm confused (and sleep deprived). It's the same one, right? She's been sucking mountains of cock and hasn't even kissed anyone? Nm I went full retard.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

No comment needed

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

I appreciate it, but I'm sorry to say that I don't understand what you're saying at all; could you please elaborate? Where what (exactly) is true? Give who clothes?

Well make the troons wear striped jimjams with a border of pink, blue and white and a tattoo of an anime girl. Easy peasy

 

[krautkid]

With that said, I get why people - including women - are cowardly on this issue. Fong Jones just got a man fired from Meta over Christmas. If you’re a woman, a good punch to the orbital could kill or concuss you. Sure, America has guns, but women in the commonwealth (for example) don’t. Canadian women can’t even buy bear spray or mace to defend themselves - best they got is coyote mace ordered online. It’s hard to be brave and tell the truth when you’re a 5’3 unarmed woman. For better or for worse, people are often only as good at their societies permit them to be. For that reason, I doubt we’re going to see an uptick in women and girls spitting in the faces of these creeps, even though that would be based AF.

And troons on the average are always 6 foot and above for some reason. The last troon I saw in person took my ticket at the movies and he was nearly a foot taller and double my width and weight. I was tempted to say 'thanks dude' but I was with my children and I am small tbh. If this guy in his ugly pale makeup and clown red lipstick chimped out at me, he would hurt me or my kids and my priority is their safety rather than sticking it to this troon. Also, by virtue of being a real and honest woman, I'm mugging him.

But it's hard to be physically brave in the face of these guys knowing that they basically relish the idea of committing violence on TERFS and evil transphobes!!1 and are just looking for an excuse after running the scenario a million times in their heads. Troons are basically banking on that fact, too.

Also, hi reddit troons here to read rope fuel. You will never be women.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It’s made harder by the fact that when realizing I’m a tomboy, some guys will ask me “why did you become a girl if you still want to do guy things”. I have a hard time explaining to them that if cis girls can be Tomboys why can’t trans girls? For example I absolutely love hockey and football. (Watching moreso than playing)
I like cars and working on them, I have worked as an aviation mechanic in the past, but I’m now in healthcare and pursuing a career in nursing,

A woman who has those hobbies is novel. A tranny who has those hobbies is an uncomfortable reminder that you’re dating a man.

I'm astonished the trans utopia of reddit downvoted this comment (minus 9!)

It’s fine for another tranny to have a genital preference, because troons don’t want other troons. It’s only evil if you’re depriving a troon of what he wants.

Aww I'd say the use of @ dates from old blogging culture.
I'm not sure when it started, but back in the mid-2000s I used to read blogs and forums where "amig@s" and such was pretty common. But it wasn't a feminist statement, just a way of shortening "amigos y amigas". It was quirky and friendly, or at least that's how I remember it.
Or for example, a forum user would address you as "amig@" because they didn't know if you were a boy or a girl, not because you were non-binary.
That's why I'm very fond the @ and it's the only "gender-neutral grammar" I accept.

I’m reminded of Sophie Labelle’s comic Assigned Male, which featured a nonbinary character named “Sandr@.” Until people here pointed out that that would be pronounced “Sandrat.”

I have said this before but the premise is untrue even without tranny part. If you make a family with someone their health becomes your business and keeping crucial information about it secret is extremely shitty behavior. Health affects everything from everyday diet and skin care to long term finances and if you can have kids. If you aren't willing to chare that information you aren't relationship material and need stay single.

Everything with troons dating is so one-sided. Troons can demand anything and the other troons will cheer. But anything on the cis side? Disclosure of status? Wanting your own biological kids? Just not being attracted to troons? Fuck you, transphobe!

If this wild story is true, and frankly I have my doubts, that tranny is a fucking idiot. Sooner or later, the boyfriend will work it out, and that’s how people get murdered.

 

[Layton Mysteries]

Really though, if you can point to anything specific I can try to smooth it out. Is it the logic itself, or just that I keep bringing up sorcery? That's the nicest anyone's ever called me a schizoposter, though.

Some of what you said makes sense to me, like the bits about fetishism using religious psychology in its root, but other bits get a bit crazy like the part about the "ultimate fetish" being a man with a snake penis. Like, to me that seems really weird, but not as inherently disgusting as AGPs, many of who's fetish involves metaphorically "killing" their original self and replacing it with their fetishised ideal woman so they can have constant sexual stimulus. I do wonder if in the long term the AGPs lifestyle invokes some mental state akin to a tulpa, ego-death, or whatever you want to call it, where the original personality is literally lost and replaced with the personality of what the original thought a woman was like (I'm in no way saying they actually end up mentally a woman in that way, just that there is some extreme changeover in mental-state).
I think you would like to read Evola though, he analyses things in a similar vein to you and is even more difficult to read with understanding. I think Evola even has a bit of tranny-speculation in Eros and the Mysteries of Love, but I may be wrong about that.

Just not being attracted to troons? Fuck you, transphobe!

Don't forget if you are too attracted to troons they will call you a fetishist transphobe.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Venturing into the discussion
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That last guy is fucking insane. Banana man is making a very clear point and their goto response is "You're a transphobe." Then he spends the next paragraph attacking a statement that was never made, and at the very end its "Oh nevermind, I checked your account and it's full of wrongthink"

I will bet fucking money that that is a lie and banana man didn't actually have anything problematic in his post history. Actually fucking infuriating to read what I'm seeing here.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Everyday objects are the best weapons. Hot coffee, lysol spray, bottle of shaken soda. Anything to get attention and get away works.

Ok, let me set the stage.

A troon gets angry and spontaneously clocks you in the face. You, a man, get hurt, but can power through the pain and throw a hot cup of coffee into the troon's face to do some damage and give you time to run for help.

A troon gets angry and spontaneously clocks you in the face. You, a woman, are now faced with injuries: he broke your nose and likely caused some orbital bruising. If you're unlucky, your jaw is broken. You might be unconscious. You cannot think about getting up since you are in so much pain. You did this at work so at least the guy who cold cocked you is in deep shit and people are coming to help you, but what if you didn't? Fuck.

The record weightlift for women is about 300lbs. That's nothing to scoff at. Meanwhile, the record for male weightlifting is around 500lbs. That's a 200lbs of force difference. Women have good endurance and can preform great feats of strenght, men just have the biological leg up since their bodies are not built to carry on the species but to protect their tribe in combat. Women have to get other advantages to beat men, usually technology like guns or the element of surprise.

Unless the boyfriend and his mom were dropped on their heads as infants I have a difficult time believing that this isn’t an elaborate larp.

You haven't been in the Johnathan Yanniv thread, have you? Narc moms enable their golden narc children.

 

[California Newt]

Some of what you said makes sense to me, like the bits about fetishism using religious psychology in its root, but other bits get a bit crazy like the part about the "ultimate fetish" being a man with a snake penis.

It's definitely not the most brutal or off-putting manifestation, but it's the purest and most honest expression of the underlying ethos. It's giving up your will to a serpent that possesses you through the crotch. AGP, snuff etc. are just outward manifestations of that spirit.

I do wonder if in the long term the AGPs lifestyle invokes some mental state akin to a tulpa, ego-death, or whatever you want to call it, where the original personality is literally lost and replaced with the personality of what the original thought a woman was like (I'm in no way saying they actually end up mentally a woman in that way, just that there is some extreme changeover in mental-state).

It definitely comes across as something like possession, if not always literally full possession (where the intelligence in the "tulpa" takes over). They definitely think of it as a union with their god (demon in this case), which is the goal of mysticism more broadly. If I remember correctly, the original purpose of tulpas in Tibetan Buddhism is to bring a spirit into the thought-form.

Look into Hijras, also (Hindu trannies).

Once you understand that deviant sexual subcultures are essentially prayer groups (aside from the physical addiction element), the escape route becomes obvious. They need a new God; they need something to replace what that stuff was in their lives—and not in a purely notional sense, either.

I think you would like to read Evola

I've read a bit of him; mainly some of his stuff on alchemy (useful introduction, but hard to get into). He's explicitly luciferian, so I'm not a fan; that goes for all occultists, though. Emerson's luciferian too, but "Nature", "Friendship", and "Women" (minus the women's suffrage—sorry ladies) are overall good essays from him if you just ignore the part where he identifies his "true self" with God rather than the image of God in him.

 

[Syikeblade]

Man, Cali Newt, your posts are so weird because while you ultimately sort of jive with what everyone else here thinks in your conclusions "tranny is about being anti-human" you have your own really weird crystal rubbing logic that is very esoteric and sounds kind of insane if I'm being honest.

He not entirely wrong, transgenderism is based off Gnosticism. The idea is that the human body and physical world is a prison and by going against rules set by society they're changing reality and becoming gods.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

have said this before but the premise is untrue even without tranny part.

If there’s something about yourself you’re hiding because you know they wouldn’t sleep with you because of it, it’s deceptive.

Pretty sure it’s all just a lonely troon writing out its fantasy though. Got all the elements (dudes approach him all the time because he’s so hot, boyfriend is a mysterious, super masculine man who has no idea he’s trans, traditional mom cooing over how feminine and demure the troon is, generally feels like anime or fan fiction with the boyfriend with the mysterious past etc )

 

[Sean Andalou]

Pooner agony with a dentist.
No not that kind of agony.

Spoiler: Rant in full.

I first started seeing my orthodontist when I was on test, I haven’t had trouble passing as a cis guy in years. The only dead giveaway is the fact that my name isn’t legally changed, so I explained when I scheduled my first appointment that I will only respond to my given name. (I don’t want to be outed to a bunch of strangers in a waiting room.)

So whatever, they’ve been respecting that, the orthodontist I go to, 99% of the patients I see in there are male. The room where they do the work in is a little odd, its all very open and you’re basically right next to the other patients.

Ever since I’ve been going, my doctor has been calling me ‘she/her.’ I haven’t said anything because I’m stealth and if I said “i use he/him” it would definitely out me to all of the other patients next to me.

It honestly is very upsetting because its very obvious that I present myself as a guy, I have facial hair and a deep voice as well as a very muscular build, so it seems to me that my doctor is misgendering me on purpose. (although I don’t want to assume.)

What would be a discreet and nonchalant way to correct her without outing me? The only idea I’ve had so far is go “she?” And then kind of laugh. Is that okay? I might be overthinking this, but I feel uncomfortable there and I’m done just being walked on.

Reddit -- Archive
"... The only dead giveaway is the fact that my name isn’t legally changed ..."
Could not find a selfie, but I do not believe that for one moment.

User id -- rottingfromthe1nside -- Not a lot of self esteem there. Or is it "ironic"?

 

[monstrous bubo]

Our "lady" here has managed to trick someone from Central Asia (possibly Turkmenistan based on the story), a heavily conservative, post-Soviet, muslim majority region, that he's a true and honest woman and has been dating him for months now, not telling him that he actually has a rothole down there.

Pretty sure it’s all just a lonely troon writing out its fantasy though.

Probably, but look how it’s set up: the boyfriend is naive and can’t even picture a troon. If it’s real, he (and his mum) can’t even imagine his girlfriend looks a bit off because it’s a bloke. The troon would come across as a modest female because he’s at least smart enough not to dress like a slut and talk too much in his weird fake lady voice. What’s the betting he was a virgin without enough experience to realise he entered a fauxgina. The average IQ in Turkmenistan by the way is 87. Just saying.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Pooner agony with a dentist.
No not that kind of agony.

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Once again, throwback to this one chick director who made a good movie about her dad trooning out at plus-50. He got misgendered constantly, even by friends he grew up with and who meant no ill will, and he'd simply go "actually it's troonername now" and that was it. He didn't write a fucking blogpost about it. Jesus christ why act on your gender fetish if you're this fragile?