Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Doctor of Autism]

Interesting that Trump looks more comfortable around Obama than Elon

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I have to assume that's a hotel. if he's at home, laying in bed, drinking cokes, he's a more pathetic loser than I ever could've imagined

 

[W@rui]

Interesting that Trump looks more comfortable around Obama than Elon

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It's because US Presidents are cryptids and have more in common with each other than anyone else.

 

[Doug S]

2025 will be the year of the Elon Lolcow.

We’re going to see him naked, aren’t we?

 

[Blackhole]

We’re going to see him naked, aren’t we?

We're going to see him naked having sex with a tranny. Calling it now.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

I have to assume that's a hotel.

Then what kind of cheap hotel is he staying in? I don't want to sperg too hard but the lantern looks like something from Ikea, the bland on bland on bland color scheme is tedious rather than restive, and the clashing wood tones look make-do. The stains on the wall are highly concerning wherever they are but if it's in a hotel, that increases the risk of it being stranger splooge. A very unsanitary and displeasing situation all around.

We’re going to see him naked, aren’t we?

I know it would be really really funny but I'm begging you (and everyone else, ESPECIALLY @Blackhole ) not to speak carelessly. The frisson of meme magic is in the air and a single careless comment could manifest Elon's dysgenic dick pics onto The Internet. These are dangerous, yet exciting times, please be cautious.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

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A wonderfully malicious edit. Note the superb amount of restraint: a bit of subtle Hank Hill ass flattening to enhance the chest edit and the forward foot cropped to imply an even more retarded stance. I love that people are tossing these bullshit Machiavellian edits into the ether. And I'd feel the same way about this had Elon not posted himself:
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Does excessive Diet Coke consumption cause bone deformation? And is this miserable decor an example of Elon’s infamous cheapness or autistic insensitivity? Awful. But that’s not all!
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What has this nasty nerd been up to, getting stains on his bedroom wall?

MUSK JIZZES ALL OVER HIS WALLS LIKE A FILTHY ANIMAL!

 

[Doug S]

I know it would be really really funny but I'm begging you (and everyone else, ESPECIALLY @Blackhole ) not to speak carelessly. The frisson of meme magic is in the air and a single careless comment could manifest Elon's dysgenic dick pics onto The Internet. These are dangerous, yet exciting times, please be cautious.

I’ll wait, quietly. I’ll expect and suggest nothing and wait for the pay off.

 

[AnOminous]

I hope Errol continues to talk more trash about his son

If Elon Musk is retarded, where did he inherit those retard genes from?

 

[Queesechake]

I don't think I'll ever get tired of Elon getting cooked every single day. At this point I believe he is contractually obligated to pretend to be oblivious about Israel.

 

[Trombonista]

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A wonderfully malicious edit. Note the superb amount of restraint: a bit of subtle Hank Hill ass flattening to enhance the chest edit and the forward foot cropped to imply an even more retarded stance. I love that people are tossing these bullshit Machiavellian edits into the ether. And I'd feel the same way about this had Elon not posted himself:
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Does excessive Diet Coke consumption cause bone deformation? And is this miserable decor an example of Elon’s infamous cheapness or autistic insensitivity? Awful. But that’s not all!
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What has this nasty nerd been up to, getting stains on his bedroom wall?

Now I'm reminded of Trump's tweet about Diet Coke.

 

[Queesechake]

I've had hundreds of posts get limited visibility tags, but I posted "Elon is a gay retard." earlier and it hasn't been hit yet. A few months ago you absolutely couldn't say that on X unless you had a verified account but maybe they've changed it since. Still can't say tranny, faggot, kike, or nigger unless your account is verified.

I did get limited visibility on a post a few days ago that wasn't even close to crossing any line though.
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Also this one:
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Nevermind. You can't call people gay retards on Twitter without having your visibility limited.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I find the ‘Elon cheats at PoE2’ screaming very funny.

If only because it is coming from streamers that play terribly when doing anything else because they are distracted.

So I could totally buy Elon was just playing and not really focused or caring.

The ‘where does he find the time’ screaming is almost funny from a group of people that waste their time.

There’s enough time in the day to do this, especially if he is doing what streamers do and playing while also talking about work.

 

[Gerelatha]

So I could totally buy Elon was just playing and not really focused or caring.

there's a difference between being distracted and knowing literally nothing about the game

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I hope history repeats itself, and Elon gets tag teamed--- I hope more of his kids publicly cannibalize him. He strikes me as a narcissistic father who is either suffocating or absent, or a combination of both.

It’s very likely both considering all the stuff Elon does. Absent a lot due to work and therefore suffocates his children when he spends time with them as a way to make up. Many such cases.

Its like a guy who's played a little bit here and there over the years but never actually sat and played a game till the end.

Makes sense. Does not seem to be a gamer, just a dude that got interested because of the buzz like a lot of people. People seem to be conflating ‘dude posts himself gaming’ with gamer. And that has always been a stupid thing to do. And then they get tricked by their own wrong idea of what doing that means.

he has no idea what this game is even about.

Most people playing the game don’t know what the fuck it is about even after 1000s of hours

there's a difference between being distracted and knowing literally nothing about the game

Not really. I’ve completed many a game and put in 100s of hours and I could tell you next to nothing about any of them.

I know people that have played the same games way less than me but know way more.

 

[Gerelatha]

Not really. I’ve completed many a game and put in 100s of hours and I could tell you next to nothing about any of them.

lmao, this cope is embarrassing, elon is claiming to be a top 50 player yet he doesn't even know what his own build does while barely being able to control the game and is unable to understand anything that's going on
i hope you get paid to defend him, otherwise this is fucking pathetic

 

[6MillionCoofs]

lmao, this cope is embarrassing,

Not coping. Just I’ve seen top level players in other games honestly have no clue what they are doing or why or at the very least been unable to articulate it well. God if there is one thing they often can’t do it’s talk about it well. And sometimes they play like shit when playing casually.

Both boosting and simply just retarded therefore are equaly valid to me.

 

[Gerelatha]

Not coping. Just I’ve seen top level players in other games honestly have no clue what they are doing or why or at the very least been unable to articulate it well. God if there is one thing they often can’t do it’s talk about it well. And sometimes they play like shit when playing casually.

Both boosting and simply just retarded therefore are equaly valid to me.

anybody who's ever been good at a game knows you can't just retard luck your way to being a top 50 player

 

[6MillionCoofs]

anybody who's ever been good at a game knows you can't just retard luck your way to being a top 50 player

Not saying he did. I’m saying they might not be able to explain how they did it due to the sheer levels of autism required.

There’s a reason why the people that explain to others how to do something are never the best at doing it.

And if there is one thing I’ve learned from watching Elon talk it is he is not the best at explaining to put it mildly.

Dude honestly looks and feels like he is a million miles away at all times.

 

[Gerelatha]

Not saying he did. I’m saying they might not be able to explain how they did it due to the sheer levels of autism required.

There’s a reason why the people that explain to others how to do something are never the best at doing it.

what's going on is like if elon claimed to be a top 50 speedtyper, but then you tuned into his stream and he's typing with two fingers looking at his keyboard then back at the screen for each letter
it's just staggeringly blatant that he has barely even played the game, let alone a top player