Live updates: Brush fire burns in Pacific Palisades as Santa Ana winds blast Southern California - Live video at link

So far we have…
  • Palisades Fire: 6% contained
  • Kenneth Fire: 35% contained with forward progress stopped.
  • Sunset Fire: 100% contained
  • Hurst Fire: 37% contained
  • Eaton Fire: 0% contained
We’re in for a rough night.
God bless you, Sunset Fire. You were the goodest fire are were snuffed out too soon.
 
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Real post. I can't archive because GhostArchive is throwing a hissy fit.
Not the worst message. If a classic example of pointless virtue signaling. If anybody wants to that the Firefighters that are probably operating on 30 hours without sleep at this point. Ger a couple of cases of bottled water. And just start handing every firefighter you see a bottle. If you find and unlooted 7-11 get a few cases of sports drinks and hand those out.
 
I dont get the whole climate change causing wildfires BS. Of course climate change isnt causing the fires. Intentional and unintentional arsonist, electrical line sparking and melting powerline fuses, mechanical failures on vehicles, lighting and the occasional self combusting haybale cause wildfires. Roughly in that order of frequency of occurrence. Climate change is not an ignition source. Erratic weather patterns and less rainfall is making fire seasons longer, sometimes, but not always more intense. Wildfires happen all the time. Just you don't hear about them.

But climate change causing wildfires? That is complete bullshit.
It makes perfect sense when you realize the alternative is facing the consequences for your own stupid actions.

It takes an odd person to deny the truth in front of them; and if the truth is unavoidable, some people will try to create their own.
 
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>Over 9000

An intentional headline?

Also sucks that many buildings have been destroyed.
 
How high do you think the death count will be when all is said and done?
Probably a whole lot... also since PP seems like some region where rich white TikTok girls live I wanna see how many of them lose their shit from getting permanently scarred or burned from the fire

Gonna be a rather entertaining exercise in vanity

that and making a sex tape :eggplant:💦
Oh yeah speaking of which, is Hawk Tuah girl still in Gomorrah? Or is she still "missing"?
 
I just checked up with Mama and Poppa Archeops about the AlertLA warning I just got on my phone, they didn’t get it.

Also, I’m hearing that the looting and the burnings may be related. The arsonists might be tied to the cartel or Chilean crime syndicates.
Any other urban rats get an Evacuation Warning around 4:12PM Pacific Time?

I got mine, despite having about 20 miles of dense concrete urban jungle between me and the nearest fire. Turns out, the idiots in charge sent an Evacuation Warning to every man, woman, and child in the entire county (an area larger than the nation of Jamaica), scaring people and making a mess of things.

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So naturally, I went to the website linked to the warning only to find the website down. When it came back up again after 15 minutes, it wouldn't show me where the fires were because it thought that I lived somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean (yes, I gave it the necessary permissions to detect my true location). There are old angelfire sites from the 1990s that still function better.

This is third world stuff. Any you know what? Wait until those folks burned out of their beachfront homes try to apply for permits to rebuild. The Coastal Commission is gonna tell them to get stuffed. I've long argued that California, once a proudly red state, would eventually turn red again. People laugh at me for this, but the 2024 elections showed half the state turning red, and nothing makes a man feel red more than having a bunch of lesbians on the Coastal Commission tell him that he is SOL in rebuilding his beachfront home. This fire may be just enough to at least turn the city red again. What's left of the city, I mean.
That’s why I downloaded the Watch Duty app and had Mama Archeops download it to her phone, it’s been doing a better job than AlertLA has been doing so far.
 
Trying to comprise a mega-list of all the celebrities that are homeless. (Obviously they're rich enough to be fine, but I do find it funny.)

James Woods
Paris Hilton
Tom Segura
Mel Gibson
Jeff Bridges
Miles Teller
Cary Elwes
Billy Cristal
Eugene Levy
Mandy Moore
John Legend
Diane Warren
Melissa Rivers
Anthony Hopkins
Kid Cudi
John Goodman
Amanda Winn-Lee
Pretty sure if you have multiple homes in different cities around the world then having one of them burn doesn't make you homeless, just mild inconvenience having to live at the winter retreat in summer.
 
More often than not, that's likely.
In my watch area it's the local meth heads or drunk Billy Bob burning off trash, letting the fire get into the woods. So guess what political side those locals are often with. They ain't liberals. Its not the climate change wackos starting wild fires around here.
Yeah, most southern Californians knew they lived on a tinder box, but further from the cities , some people some how forgot they live in a desert, and would burn rubber and plastic.
 
Trying to comprise a mega-list of all the celebrities that are homeless. (Obviously they're rich enough to be fine, but I do find it funny.)

James Woods
Paris Hilton
Tom Segura
Mel Gibson
Jeff Bridges
Miles Teller
Cary Elwes
Billy Cristal
Eugene Levy
Mandy Moore
John Legend
Diane Warren
Melissa Rivers
Anthony Hopkins
Kid Cudi
John Goodman
Amanda Winn-Lee
Tom Segura is the most arrogant smug talentless jackass that rides on the coat tails of that closeted faggot Rogaine. Good. Absolutely fuck him. Also, homeless is a bit much, not like they won't be able to rebuild day 1 after this shit show is over with.
 
Regarding posts comparing the fire damage in the Palisades to a nuke going off...
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arguably dropping the Hiroshima bomb set to air burst on the Palisades would have resulted in less destruction.
The thing about PP (and arguably a lot of municipalities west of the 100th meridian in general TBH) is how sprawling and suburban the whole place is.

In fact - and correct me if I'm wrong - I'm pretty sure that's how the whole concept of suburbs even came to be in the first place in the US. Like, during the 1950s and 60s when everyone was worried about the Soviets launching missiles at major US cities. Well if you have everyone (well, everyone pasty and well-off enough to make the jump) live in the suburbs and simply commute to work in the city, boom, there we go, less density.

And there are really rich ones and really poor ones I guess. It's just that this is getting much more attention and sympathy than, say, Lahaina, Western NC, or any of the previous disasters, because it's rich and filled with celebs.

* Tu Bishvat: January 15, 2025. This holiday marks the New Year for trees and is often celebrated by planting trees and eating fruits.
inb4 they plant more eucalyptus trees in an attempt to generate another fire max 50 years from today
 
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