Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Nick’s snake tattoo artist will be in town in January. Not sure if there is a festival nearby at that time or if he is tattooing clients out of an Airbnb as he sometimes does, but he will likely finish Nick’s snake.
(…)
And if we really want to speculate, there could be something for April, too!

It is a tattoo festival, specifically the Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival. Jay and Elliott will be in attendance.

ATTENTION ALL AUTISTS!

The Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival starts tomorrow at the Hyatt Regency Minneapolis, and goes until the 12th. Nick will almost certainly be there getting his snake tattoo finished by his tattoo artist, Jayden Anderson. April may be in attendance as well (possibly getting a tattoo from this artist).

Keep your Internet eyes peeled! Instagram, Snapchat, YouTube, TikTok, you name it. Hell, even the local news got footage of the throuple last time.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Next, we get to see whether Nick does the smart thing and uses these ample proceeds to pay off the ~$307K foreclosed mortgage balance in full

Let's see if the bank take at least $330k in interest, fees and lawyer bills.

And then since the sale isn't his primary residence and he hasn't lived there in five years, the IRS can take 20% of the gain (and since it was a gift, let's hope it's all gain). He absolutely deserves a $75k tax bill on the sale. It would be strong entry in the 2025 lolcow of the year if he managed to turn 2 paid off houses into 1 paid off house. Bonus if April turns him into the IRS if he fails to declare the sale as capital gains and fails to pay estimated taxes on it by April 15, 2025. Nothing would make Bob happier or more proud of his son than a letter from the IRS looking to audit Bob, Nick and the trust because little Nicky failed to file or pay estimated taxes on an asset purchased from trust money.

There will also be I assume capital gains taxes to pay on the transaction.

Let's hope basis is 0 too.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Elisa dropped this.

Adrian Dittman is allegedly Elon Musk and is only known for that. Elon Musk now knows about the baldo.

I love how Alex is on a one man crusade to turn this story into his own personal version of the Undertaker throwing mankind off during hell in a cell meme.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I love how Alex is on a one man crusade to turn this story into his own personal version of the Undertaker throwing mankind off during hell in a cell meme.

Alex does as Alex does. The irony is he got his big break making fun of Jack Murphy, someone who Balldo mocked extensively, only to become a bigger perverted retard grifter than Jack Murphy.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I love how Alex is on a one man crusade to turn this story into his own personal version of the Undertaker throwing mankind off during hell in a cell meme.

He could certainly have picked a worse target. Rekieta is the total lolcow. No degredation was off limits to Crackets.

 

[Nova902]

Who does the IRS get first Nick or Aaron?

 

[daniel day]

Ralph may have named his foal daughter after a streaming service, but at least she never tested positive for co-fucking-caine.

>meigh is a better mother than kayla rekieta
>ETHAN RALPH IS A LESS SHITTY DAD TO HIS DAUGHTER THAN NICK REKIETA
What the fuck

 

[Chazzed Up]

Again, I don't want to accuse Nick of being a pedophile, but a man is known by the company he keeps...

I'll accuse him of being one. He compulsively 'jokes' about sex with 8 year olds and his favorite movie is about sex with a teen. He also believes children should be privy to their parents' sex lives. Guilt by association isn't even needed.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Also, Caleb Hatfield works in law enforcement (almost certainly knows Pomplun) and briefly worked in CHILD SERVICES.

"Stupid Caleb and his gay handcuffs. WHY DOES EVERYONE IN CHURCH CARE WHAT HE HAS TO SAY? ALL THE OTHER DAD'S ARE MYOPIC FOR THINKING HE'S COOL. BUT NOOOOOOOOOO, we can't sit here and talk about swinging. Bunch of prudes.

I bet Caleb is a nerd as well. He can't even do a push-up......I wish he'd manhandle me like that...."

 

[northstar747]

@Melty Butter

Thank you this goes with my theory that nick wanted the renter gone because they were too plugged into his social life/community and would get in the way of being a degenerate

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

He’s referring to the house next door that he’s selling to pay off the foreclosure debt on the main house. They lived there before moving to the current house and so it probably has a lot of childhood memories tied to it for the kids (before it became the whore shed). Poor kids.

Ah that makes sense. I thought he was talking about April.

 

[Burt Macklin]

"Just had a very emotional day with my wife and kids. We are letting go of something that has amazing memories attached."

Shut the fuck up dude, no one cares. Turn yourself in ya bum!

Aside from financial issues, did Nick kick out the Hatfields BECAUSE Caleb works in law enforcement?

10000000000000000000000000000% it was because the guy was a cop.

What's with Hatfields starting shit with everyone? First Hatfields & McCoys .... Now Hatfields & Rekietas.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Not a fag but does (1) have sex with men (2) whine constantly (3) use womanly tactics to be an entitled bullshitter at every opportunity .

Nah you straight homes. You straight.

+ Dreams about another man slurping his cum daily. Mentions it constantly. Totally not a fag thing to do.

 

[Hellion]

Ah that makes sense. I thought he was talking about April.

If he's referring to the second house being sold, he's probably mopey due to April having to leave. Because like he actually gives two shits about the memories his family made in the house, rather than the fact he could conveniently park his mistress there.

Hopefully for the kids sake she hasn't just been upgraded to the main house again and has had to dust herself off somewhere else.

 

[Maude Snew]

+ Dreams about another man slurping his cum daily. Mentions it constantly. Totally not a fag thing to do.

It's like that time Ethan Ralph kept bringing up Josh's penis constantly, only Ethan fucking Ralph eventually understood that it made him sound really gay and stopped it. Nick Rekieta does not. Let that just simmer for a moment.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Not a fag but does (1) have sex with men (2) whine constantly (3) use womanly tactics to be an entitled bullshitter at every opportunity .

Nah you straight homes. You straight.

+ Dreams about another man slurping his cum daily. Mentions it constantly. Totally not a fag thing to do.

The whole "Aaron ate my cum" arc feels like that South Park episode where Cartman tries to make Butters look gay by taking a photo of himself with Butters' dick in his mouth.

All the other kids are dumbfounded and are like "Cartman that makes you gay. If anything that's gayer" and Cartman literally does the Rekieta and is like "but guys isn't this so funny like he's gay now" and they just keep going "yeah but you are too homo"

 

[Lian Xing]

Nick is the greatest lolcow of all time

The only way he doesn't win 2025 is if he is dead.

It's like that time Ethan Ralph kept bringing up Josh's penis constantly, only Ethan fucking Ralph eventually understood that it made him sound really gay and stopped it. Nick Rekieta does not. Let that just simmer for a moment.

That poses an interesting question. Who has the most remaining brain cells between the two of them?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Seems he is not "Authorized to Practice Law = Not Authorized"

Has this court order been posted here? Because I have a copy of it

 

[Swole McPole]

Atlas Cucked.

After Aaron Imholte squirted jizz in his face, Nick saw this advertisement in one of this law journals. After sending off for the course, he now believes he's Charles Atlas.

 

[Cad an Hell]

Has this court order been posted here? Because I have a copy of it

I don't think so?