Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 71 17.8%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 161 40.3%
  • Total voters
    400
God's strongest milkman said:
Ralph finally sold his swamp land and his SOLID GOLD ring. He's moving on up! He can marry April and Nick will have a new swinging couple right next door! They can share drugs together and they can even share a probation officer! Now that's a sitcom waiting to happen.
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Ralph will NEVER sell that prime Class IV low yield partially submerged timber land in Louisiana. That is his legacy. That is where RALPH ROAD is. There is a fortune in low quality plywood and wood pulp in the fine bit of land that the Ralphs have treasured for generations. That land is also Xander's legacy. One day Ralph will take young Xander down Ralph Road and show him his legacy as a Ralph. Probably the other kid too whatever that was kid was named.

He might sell the ring though. He could get another one made of plastic and painted gold and nobody would know the difference. The ring money would make a good down payment and Nick would know that Ralph would be good for the rest.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
That house has a rather long road/driveway leading exclusively to their house.
There is plenty of save room for kids to play without any regular traffic.

I'd be more concerned about the coke whore haunting the woods between the properties. (or the dog digging up her emaciated remains)
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Cryptids in the woods near the house, sounds like good stories for the kids to tell at recess.
 
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The bathroom can likely not be saved, same for all fixtures in the house. Depending on what the water lines are made of the new owners have to be very careful what they use as a rust removal agent to not destroy the lines or gaskets.

If they use generic those descaling agents, which are mostly just various mixtures of acids, it will likely cause issues.
What they actually need is a non-acidic (and non-corrosive) conversion agent like Evapo Rust and a professional pipe cleaning after letting it soak the rust inside.

The bathroom tiles have likely been damaged beyond repair and a sledgehammer is the best treatment for that.
Just ripping out the water lines while the house is empty and redoing it from scratch might be their best bet. I cannot imagine that with those rust spots on every fixture that the pipes look any better anywhere.
 
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Folgers Can said:
Correct, the ECRV finally just went live revealing that the whore shed sold for a shameful, shameful $70K less than initial asking price, and $45K less than even the last reduced price, which he might have gotten if he had simply scrubbed that damned shower. How embarrassing.

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Next, we get to see whether Nick does the smart thing and uses these ample proceeds to pay off the ~$307K foreclosed mortgage balance in full so that he never ends up in this situation again (which would be ascertainable by public recording of a mortgage satisfaction in the coming weeks), or whether he merely cancels the sale by catching up the ~$10K-30K arrearage so that he can pocket the rest and continue to live high on the hog piling up more Velvet Elvises like trailer trash who just won the Powerball. Place your bets!
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That $380 going toward making sure he doesn't lose his first house is the closest thing to a win Rekieta can hope for, and even then I can't imagine he's getting the entirety of the $73 remainder. It'll be like he snorted an entire house up his nose!
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
That $380 going toward making sure he doesn't lose his first house is the closest thing to a win Rekieta can hope for, and even then I can't imagine he's getting the entirety of the $73 remainder. It'll be like he snorted an entire house up his nose!
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Either the entire 73k remaining are already going towards paying lawyers or they will soon be paying lawyers or Montagraph.
 
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DiabeticSydePhil said:
How the hell do you sell a house for under asking in this economy?
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It's called desperation. He's almost certainly just going to get barely current on the absolutely unnecessary loan he took out on the main Balldo Bunker and then blow the rest on cocaine again.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
That $380 going toward making sure he doesn't lose his first house is the closest thing to a win Rekieta can hope for, and even then I can't imagine he's getting the entirety of the $73 remainder.
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Either the entire 73k remaining are already going towards paying lawyers or they will soon be paying lawyers or Montagraph.
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It wouldn't even be anywhere near that $73K in the first place: the $380K is just the gross purchase price, out of which there would be immediate deduction of the typical 6% realtor commission split between the buyer's and seller's agents plus 0.33% local deed tax, so that's a big wet $24K bite out of it right there. Then there's also the oddity that the ECRV says the buyer had no down payment, which is uncommon for the area these days unless it was a USDA/RD loan, in which case it is customary to have seller concessions eat some of the financing's closing costs, typically as much as 3%, potentially making that $25K more like $36K.

So in reality with the $380K gross purchase price only netting roughly $344K to $355K tops as his actual check walking away from the closing table (hilariously no more than he'd have gotten from Aaron), and with about $310K that the main house's mortgage will have increased to due to ongoing foreclosure costs, he'd only be sitting on about $34K to $45K actually in his pocket to go blow on shitty art and on blow. How long is that really supposed to last?
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Either the entire 73k remaining are already going towards paying lawyers or they will soon be paying lawyers or Montagraph.
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Considering Nick's impulsive behaivor I wouldn't be shocked if it ends up going up his nose, or down his gullet.

I can imagine him easily doing the BossManJack thing, and telling himself he'll spend a little, before impulsively spending it piece by piece. Considering he's addicted to substances he can OD on and not gambling, he's capped on how much he can spend at a time.
 
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Folgers Can said:
Correct, the ECRV finally just went live revealing that the whore shed sold for a shameful, shameful $70K less than initial asking price, and $45K less than even the last reduced price, which he might have gotten if he had simply scrubbed that damned shower. How embarrassing.

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Next, we get to see whether Nick does the smart thing and uses these ample proceeds to pay off the ~$307K foreclosed mortgage balance in full so that he never ends up in this situation again (which would be ascertainable by public recording of a mortgage satisfaction in the coming weeks), or whether he merely cancels the sale by catching up the ~$10K-30K arrearage so that he can pocket the rest and continue to live high on the hog piling up more Velvet Elvises like trailer trash who just won the Powerball. Place your bets!
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Nick averted his homeless arc by starting April's homeless arc lmao.
Mortgage payments are for pussies Nick. The only thing women love more than a man with a Mustang is a man with multiple Mustangs.
 
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Mouse Cop said:
This fucking nigger has taken vagueposting and turned into an entire online persona. I haven't seen this much vague pity-farming without actually saying anything since MySpace in the 2000's.
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Nick is a fag.

His gay, faggy, intensely female vagueposting is like something you'd expect from a 12 year old tumblr poster.

How is a grown man this utterly pathetic?

How EMBARRASSING!

But Aaron ate his cum so that makes him incredibly less gay. Somehow. Even though it actually just makes him look even more intensely homosexual.
Folgers Can said:
How long is that really supposed to last?
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Long enough to get us a couple months more of shits and giggles as this faggot loses everything while smugly eating a single Dorito at us and telling us how wrong we are.
 
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Folgers Can said:
So in reality with the $380K gross purchase price only netting roughly $344K to $355K tops as his actual check walking away from the closing table (hilariously no more than he'd have gotten from Aaron), and with about $310K that the main house's mortgage will have increased to due to ongoing foreclosure costs, he'd only be sitting on about $34K to $45K actually in his pocket to go blow on shitty art and on blow. How long is that really supposed to last?
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There will also be I assume capital gains taxes to pay on the transaction. Minnesota taxes capital gains as ordinary income and since this is not his primary residence, I would assume there are no breaks he can get on it.

Vibralldo said:
The greatest tragedy is the fire didn't make its way to Vito and Juju's houses
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Believe in Sonichu and the power of the medallion. The fires will come.
 
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Strix454 said:
There will also be I assume capital gains taxes to pay on the transaction. Minnesota taxes capital gains as ordinary income and since this is not his primary residence, I would assume there are no breaks he can get on it.



Believe in Sonichu and the power of the medallion. The fires will come.
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Although I didn't think Nick was goimg to lose his main house, as he has rich parents, I'm not entirely convinced the second house sale saves Nick.

The ghoul didn't pay since December 23 or so, the same time the Rumble checks stopped coming. He has the Monty case and no doubt had to pay the barneswalker.

Ultimately if someone had money troubles and didn't pay their mortgage, it's unlikely they stayed on top of other things. Taxes? Credit Cards?

I think Nick still has some laughs lined up for us.
 
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