Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

I'm a little annoyed. These Dabbleverse clowns are tragically bad at digging for even basic information that could be laughed at. Melton, you probably lurk. These questions would get you some extra views:

I dont think Melton and company care at all about audience or views. Its just all weird dabbleverse politics that never really makes any sense. I mean the dabbleverse itself is this weird collection of radio obsessed boomers with no audiences living downstream from a nobody like stuttering john from Howard Stern's old show. Then you have Melton and his shit community of slack-jawed retards whose entire content is centered around a pedo a-logging those same personalities with no audience.

The important thing I guess is that Nick is now in the dabbleverse. The roach motel of streaming internet content. With the size of his remaining audience and his content, he actually really fits in the dabbleverse pretty well. Everyone in Dabbleverse also constantly dreams about their comeback to radio or their big break.....just like 2025 Nick will be doing.

 

[Desktop User2]

He won't answer it, because he clearly didn't invest that money. But for anyone who knows anything about investments/has a little bit of money to their name they can see right through the cucked broke retard.

Nah, man, he is doing so well with his put that the preferred strategy was to undersell an asset in a heated market because he was totally not in dire need for money.

ETA: we already know how his investment manager sold him the mortgage, that´s where the leveraged investment talk comes from. He´s not only a retard but also a sucker.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

And where was Kayla? It is a normal time for kids to get hungry. And generally they'd turn to their mother to ask them to make them some food.

Surely she can't be wasted and incapable this early in the day?

Honestly, I don't know why he couldn't have told her that if she was hungry she could have a banana or an apple (or something along those lines), like parents have been tellng their moochy kids forever. Instead he ignores her (for the sake of effin' Patrick Melton). It's like he has no idea of how to act normal.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You have to love how useless this faggot is, and how he vehemently denies shit he just literally did ON STREAM LIVE, completely oblivious to what kind of a look it was to respond to a child begging for food by telling the kid to fuck off, daddy's busy with cocaine and pedophile business.

All the more bizarre. He’s been accused of being neglectful of his kids. He should’ve be over the top with his act to prove to the haters and prudes he’s a loving father who takes care of his kids every need. Not dismissive of your kid while live streaming knowing those people who you say spread lies and stories about you are watching. Maybe take a break and saying “I’ll be right back guys” and duck out for a moment. I’ve seen video games streamers do more care for their dogs pausing the stream snd taking them out for a quick walk. His kid? Nah get out of here Daddy needs his moment to shine.

 

[AnOminous]

He doesn't even try to hide his contempt for his kids while being broadcast live despite actively trying to debunk that very accusation on that very stream.

Disgusting.

But don't believe your lying eyes, believe the incessant lies of a cocaine skelly instead.

Nick is absolutely diagnosable with a personality disorder. The incessant eeliness and destructive, ridiculous, and "just as likely to be pointless as to have a practical purpose beyond being reflexively difficult, grandiose, and incapable of honesty" qualities of his approach to any and every conversation regularly reach Beckett-levels of absurdity.

Waiting for Balldot.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Imagine being as pathetic as Nick, paypigging and groveling to a pedophile who is openly and publicly mocking him to his face.

He's as autistic as Chris-Chan, who also can't tell when you're openly mocking him. Just barely pretend you're actually complimenting him and the stupid wetbrained fucking retard will eat it up.

Dude is a permanent tard.

Nick has the thing all lowcows get where they're so reclused from the normal world that they can't tell if someone is their friend or not and just assume anyone giving them attention is either fully friend or fully foe. They can't see shades of gray because they lack any input from outside their hovel that isn't positive/negative only.


Nick has it especially bad because he had a brief fifteen seconds of fame as the 'face of lawtube' and now he'll never recapture that high. He assumes that anyone who played nice when he had clout was actually finding him funny/interesting/a friend.

Nick's the washed up college chick who's realizing men only pretended to like her personality because she was an easy lay, but now that she's not young and hot they won't give her the time of day.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's the washed up college chick who's realizing men only pretended to like her personality because she was an easy lay, but now that she's not young and hot they won't give her the time of day.

Emphasis on "chick" because he's an effeminate whiny little bitch. He has none of the positive attributes of a woman though. Just all the negatives. He combines the worst failings of both sexes into a single foul creature, a turd from the ass of Satan himself.

 

[Desktop User2]

He has none of the positive attributes of a woman

I dont know, maybe that bussy nice. Have to ask Aaron or the Jamaicans tho.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Really funny and weird why he'd be so concerned about something that clearly doesn't work.

That's why he bought the Balldo

 

[dustnight]

One addition: Nick tries to relitigate the baseball bat story again.

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Notice Melton shitting on him:"You seem like an angel." Other guys are smirking while Nick just prattles on.

"He backed me off of where I had a legal right to be officer!" "abusing my wife..."

bruh he literally just says "that's nawt TRUUU!" then states there was in fact an argument.

 

[GaryGray]

Fun fact: no court at all will allow you to plead guilty while claiming to be innocent, and this jackass retard has more or less ensured he doesn't get the Alford plea option where you can do that.

He will have to grovel on his belly and admit guilt, or just go to prison.

That is exactly what happened to Baked he said he thought he was innocent so the judge set a trial date rather than let him enter a guilty plea. Hopefully Nick manages to do something similar and the audio is able to be obtained.

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

MrDeadman is killing Rekieta Law with his videos

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

I mean the dabbleverse itself is this weird collection of radio obsessed boomers with no audiences living downstream from a nobody like stuttering john from Howard Stern's old show. Then you have Melton and his shit community of slack-jawed retards whose entire content is centered around ize of his remaining audience and his content, he actually really fits in the dabbleverse pretty well. Everyone in Dabbleverse also constantly dreams about their comeback to radio or their big break.....just like 2025 Nick will be doing.

The dabbleverse has to be one of the most pathetic areas of the internet. These boomer tards all competing over which one of them is "da realest" and going to war over the dumbest shit imagineable to drum up the massive views of 1.5k. It's like watching bums arguing over who the pile of human shit on the corner belongs to.

 

[Waldo Geraldo Balldo]

The dabbleverse has to be one of the most pathetic areas of the internet. These boomer tards all competing over which one of them is "da realest" and going to war over the dumbest shit imagineable to drum up the massive views of 1.5k. It's like watching bums arguing over who the pile of human shit on the corner belongs to.

I thought that's what they called "Da Sektur".

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

I thought that's what they called "Da Sektur".

Dabbleverse is even worse to me, at least those bums get in actual trouble we can laugh at. Aaron, Melton, Stuttering John, etc are all so goddamn boring 24/7. I guess a better way to describe it would be watching your dad's drunk friends fight over which one of their base model challengers could win.

 

[newuser131]

has the gunt/balldo alliance fallen?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

So, Nick first called into Melton's show toward the end and then they both went over to WhoAreThesePodcasts? after that.

Ah dip, I should have known that from the clips. That makes sense for the time gap too (although I was off by an hour or so anyway.)

Still, what a complete shitheel Nick is. And the kids are *clearly* interfering on his stream because it's the only way they can get any attention from him.

Imagine being one of their kids, mom is zonked out in the bedroom with star trek on (the shitty ones no less), dad is streaming in your play room with a pedofile or looking up "facts" on the internet. They have little outside social influences (even less than before the arrest), no role model to look up to, no work ethic to learn, just hunger pains between whenever somebody figures out how to put together some slop for them.

And ipads. Maybe their Roblox setups are cool.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I find it very cathartic to see Nick (Formerly one of the biggest streamers on YouTube with an audience 100x the size of anyone in the Dabbleverse) having to grovel at the feet of fucking Melton of all people, one of the biggest nobodies in the Internet, just to get used up and thrown out like the little cum slut he is. It gives me a warm feeling in my heart

 

[JamFlowMan]

Ah dip, I should have known that from the clips. That makes sense for the time gap too (although I was off by an hour or so anyway.)

Still, what a complete shitheel Nick is. And the kids are *clearly* interfering on his stream because it's the only way they can get any attention from him.

Imagine being one of their kids, mom is zonked out in the bedroom with star trek on (the shitty ones no less), dad is streaming in your play room with a pedofile or looking up "facts" on the internet. They have little outside social influences (even less than before the arrest), no role model to look up to, no work ethic to learn, just hunger pains between whenever somebody figures out how to put together some slop for them.

And ipads. Maybe their Roblox setups are cool.

And even though the Nick and Kayla are busy with those completely reasonable activities the oldest kid still refuses to help out. Talk about entitlement in kids today.

 

[Strix454]

has the gunt/balldo alliance fallen?

Ralph is probably testing the waters to see if a pro wrestling heel turn on Nick will get him any attention. The ragepig certainly has to be thinking that there isn't any particular upside to being with Nick anymore and if he can harvest him for some clicks, why not?