DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Poor Darziak being the one uploading "curated" old DSP videos filled with stolen material for just a handful to watch.
DSP is surely draining the Dragon (which is also the title of the coming TBS show today)
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Skimmed through Friday's begcast... everything below is when $$$ was mentioned. Remember why I never watch this shit anymore:
  • Bragged about fixing some OBS settings even though we all know he didn't (Dragon cuck likely had to do a behind the scenes tech call) that made his scrolling beg rewards look "better", because how a leaderboard work is essential of course
  • Bragged about how well "events" this week went (this is code for I made a fuck ton of money off you idiots)
  • Talked about killing off a $50 Patreon membership that gave you a private react with DSP, now he'll just do Q&A (something he does for free because his podcast is 45 minutes too long) for $50 because he's generous. Reality, he never wanted to do these on off time and would cancel a stream to do them, but can't do that anymore because in his mind, 1 stream = $150
  • Whined about low support Thursday, after making $700+ Wednesday and at least $300+ Tuesday, whining that it's the lowest stream in 7 months (not true, but he says that on every low stream to exaggerate and make dents feel guilty)
  • Talked about buying more fast food, because you love $1500 = one shitty whiny bitch fest while eating Doordashed Taco Bell
  • Used his cult speak to say "you like that I don't shill Dollar Shave Club, or give you referral codes, and just ask for contributions"
  • Begged for tips early & big to hit $150, because you don't want me to have to beg all stream so do it now
  • Shoutouts... used a tip to beg "talented artists" to do specialized art work for him, for free naturally
  • Another shout out... used a 2nd tip talking about art to give suggestions on art he wanted, again for free of course
  • No more shoutouts, so pivot to begging for Kick support, 4 minutes after begging for contributions. On Kick, he has likely gotten 100 dumb fucks to pay for a subscription, and had over 2250 gifted out. Contrary to belief, this is not normal for 99.9999% of streamers.
  • Disgusting beg using a chat comment to pivot to a tip & giggle, as if anybody thinks he's actually kidding
  • Commented about WheelySteve (disabled dude that ripped DSP for begging disabled people) and of course flipped it around to say "Lol so I mind control people to contribute", completely missing the point. Called them desperate.
  • DSP Tries It food talk for 15 minutes, whines when nobody decides his food for him because he's a baby, asks Kat what 10 things she wants
  • Immediately upon returning, talks about how expensive the food he got was, because he has to emphasize he really splurged getting $60 in food for a $1500 goal
  • Watched Yakuza trailer, did a "hope you actually show up & support it" whine
  • 1 hour into podcast, out of topics, Q&A time (remember the thing you have to pay $50 on Patreon for), did 30 minutes of mindless Q&A. Also, Q&A is just a way to stall for tips if anybody was confused.
Everything he does is a front for money at this point. The only time when money is secondary is when he rages at SF6, where he actually forgets to beg because he's so tilted about how much he sucks.
 
Has it been mentioned before that the reason he probably never drives anywhere to pick up food is because he's secretly drinking during the whole day? Besides the taco bell incident recently, I don't think I've seen him ever leave gout manor during a stream
I doubt he is drunk all the time, it's more than likely he is just a lazy fuck who doesn't like going outside. Remember this pigger thinks people who actually work from home stay indoors all day.
It doesn’t surprise me at all that DSP cries like a little baby over woke shit. I wanna see his little wobbly arms lock his car doors whenever he sees a black homeless dude.
Closest we can get, as far as I know. It's funny how meek he gets. I'm sure if beggar came up to him asking for money he'd ACKt the same way.
 
it's crazy to compare an actual small-time streamer to Phil and how despite all his flashy toys and autistic lights, Phil's content is downright garbage that at its absolute best is a chore to watch
This is also why I'm so confused whenever someone says "DSP detractors are weirdos because they hate a streamer for begging even though that's what 99% of streamers do" like which streamers are you watching nigga? Are they all just exclusively watching E-thots and hot tub streamers like the FIVE DOLLAAARSS girl and apply that to all streamers, because I personally have no one else to compare DSP to with the amount of begging he does and just how much genuine disdain he has for his audience.
 
Why yes, Phil did address the WheelySteve callout.

He called Steve a dumbass, said he doesn't exploit the disabled, then said "Hey Jayde what's going on" immediately after.

Sometimes I feel like Phil is actually a Kaufman genius trolling the fuck out of us.
I had maintained that as a possibility right up until we found out that all of the money was being funneled into WWEC.
 
I notice Pigroach is frequently bumping the microphone with his hand gestures, now that the microphone is mounted on the arm. I don't seem to remember it being such a frequent problem before, so in a way, he has actually made his sound quality worse, for all he likes to crow about his incremental improvements to superficial elements of his streaming quality and setup.
 
genuine disdain he has for his audience.
I don’t think he has genuine disdain for his audience. He hates everyone who doesn’t worship him or adores him outright. As soon as you show him an ounce of push back or don’t directly/indirectly contribute to the DoorDash fund, you are dead to him.

The FatAsh and Warski thing is admittedly odd since they both openly shit on him, but we can chalk that up to a mix of mental illness and overwhelming greed trumping his anger. He will flip on them someday soon, as he is at the end of the day an actual 8 year old mentally.

He’s a miserable and pathetic man whose greatest accomplishment in life is a maxed out luck stat. That’s it. He sucks in everyone around him and covers them in pure toxic sludge. There isn’t a single person who has interacted with Phil and gotten out of it without some sort of mark/trauma.

Even Leanna, who escaped the Pigger, didn’t leave without some kind of mental trauma of feeling abandoned and manipulated for years. His old friends despise him, and I’m sure his parents hate him deep down too.

Phil’s a nigger.
 
I just saw Phil's response to that disabled guy Steve (boy that doesn't really narrow it down, does it?) and you really have to wonder if he's being intentionally dense or if he's that retarded.

That guy talked about how Phil manipulates disabled people. What was Phil's response? "Oh, apparently this guy literally says that I have magical powers and I can mind control people through the internet! Does that sound logical?" Yeah, almost as if you intentionally interpreting arguments in the most literal sense possible makes them sound stupid. Surely this wasn't Phil's moronic read to discredit the valid criticism he says he's willing to take (he sure takes it like a bitch when it's his internet boyfriends).

Meanwhile, Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P) and Cokeski literally say Phil is retarded, a scammer, a liar and a joke and of course Phil suddenly makes all kinds of interpretations to explain why being called retarded is actually just light razzing and they don't mean it.

For those who said we were wrong about Kino Casino snaking on Phil, well, it actually happened as predicted. They had Phil and after a while they openly make fun of him, that's what many expected. What we didn't anticipate is Phil being such a little pussy bitch that he'd just take the insults and smile instead of lashing out about how they were detractors all along, but he didn't even stand up for his fat wife when "Ash" called her fat. In many ways, we were right, we were only wrong in thinking Phil had something resembling balls. I guess we expected a bit too much of our favorite retard.

Even Leanna, who escaped the Pigger, didn’t leave without some kind of mental trauma of feeling abandoned and manipulated for years. His old friends despise him, and I’m sure his parents hate him deep down too.
I've said this before, but Phil has the uncanny ability to turn people who literally worship him into life-long haters and Leanna is the perfect example. Against all odds, Phil somehow found himself a young fan who truly loved him in a world where youtubers end up getting fucked by their fans-turned-lovers. You can see that even if she digged Phil's money and clout, she was infatuated with Phil, and by the end of their relationship she was having panic attacks just by thinking of coming back home to Phil.
 
I've said this before, but Phil has the uncanny ability to turn people who literally worship him into life-long haters and Leanna is the perfect example. Against all odds, Phil somehow found himself a young fan who truly loved him in a world where youtubers end up getting fucked by their fans-turned-lovers. You can see that even if she digged Phil's money and clout, she was infatuated with Phil, and by the end of their relationship she was having panic attacks just by thinking of coming back home to Phil.
I think one thing that is different in circumstances between Khet and Lianna is that Phil's condo apartment was small and filled to the brim with various statues/figurines, to the point that the physical environment would have been stifling, even if Phil were a regular person. His WA house is considerably larger, so it's easier to put physical space between Khet and Phil. Although her massive weight gain shows that this is still an incredibly stressful situation. Then again, we don't know what level of clutter occupies his current WA property, so I may be overly generous here.
 
but he didn't even stand up for his fat wife when "Ash" called her fat.
That was before they were in contacts to do any content together (and before Kat would even know KC existed), I don't count that as part of the king arc. It's like war casualties that happen before a peace treaty and alliance are signed, it's irrelevant in modern era; you can't accuse someone for breaking a treaty for something that happened before the treaty was signed.

Maybe we see things differently, for example you might not think Kat is a vivacious desirable BBW as I do
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Did anyone track how much Phil made on his WWE stream? I'm curious how much Triple P (that's what Phil calls him, Triple P) has coming to him, and if he got it.
 
Did anyone track how much Phil made on his WWE stream? I'm curious how much Triple P (that's what Phil calls him, Triple P) has coming to him, and if he got it.
Before I bailed out from that shit show, he was getting around 700 or a little over.
FYI. He missed both goals the next day and acted like he was going to starve to death.
I guess 700 isn’t enough to feed the horse Kat
 
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DSP is NOT skinny. That is all.
Eh he is relatively slim, for how much Kat ballooned up over the last few years it’s genuinely surprising that Phil isnt at that old weight level of when Leanna left and he didn’t admit it yet.

Honestly, this might be the skinniest he’s ever been, even back when he was first starting off on YouTube I think he had a much more noticeable gut.
 
Eh he is relatively slim, for how much Kat ballooned up over the last few years it’s genuinely surprising that Phil isnt at that old weight level of when Leanna left and he didn’t admit it yet.

Honestly, this might be the skinniest he’s ever been, even back when he was first starting off on YouTube I think he had a much more noticeable gut.
he has noodle arms but a fat gut and huge tits
 
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