DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

5'11 200 is not terrible if you have any muscles.

Well, he claims he's 4' 23"

Is it possible he orders more for Fat Khet every DoorDash delivered meal they have? One possible explanation for why he isn't as fat as his lovely wife yet. Maybe he hopes to balloon up in weight to skinwalk Triple P (That's what I call him, he's a friend) even more than he already is.

He absolutely at least doubles his order.

Is this guy's pre-stream exclusively him looking through fast food menus now? I swear the last 3 times I've turned it on it's just Phil laboriously going through item by item explaining that cheap doordash slop is in fact NOT authentic.

As long as he gets to do anything but what the name of the channel indicates: gaming. You know..........That thing he chastised his twin RTU about.

idk how he ever got the idea that yakuza is an rpg

It's just like his life fr fr

Alottapeepul (one or two dents in his chat) are saying it should be $5 minimum:

Stuttering John tried this. Didn't end well for him.

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It's like he's a really bad mime.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It's unbelievable how much he sucks at STALKER, he's getting away with so much shit because he plays on little bitch difficulty and he still keeps dying. He also keeps insisting that STALKER is a Fallout ripoff, I remember when on the first stream he tried "combining" Makarovs to try and repair them.

Keep in mind that during his "I could've saved the world" rant/mental breakdown one of the things he claimed he could've saved is the gaming industry because he has a "deep khnawledge of the gaming industry." Doesn't know that STALKER Shadow of Chernobyl came out before Fallout 3, the game he insists STALKER is "ripping off."

 

[strandedcastaway]

The "Is Phil skinny" debate rages on!

He's skinny-fat. He's the definition of it. No muscle tone, soft, droopy everything, zero strength, pale as a ghost, waddles around the room.

But, yes, lighter than he was, and technically not obese or really even overweight. Not sure that the goal should be to look like Phil though.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

New 10 hour long video on Phil's back from Steve of the dead. At what point is this just mental illness?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

New 10 hour long video on Phil's back from Steve of the dead. At what point is this just mental illness?
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is this the guy that looks like geddy lee?
some of these detractors are just as bad or even worse than some of phils dents

 

[GameratePTSD]

New 10 hour long video on Phil's back from Steve of the dead. At what point is this just mental illness?
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10 hours to say "he's probably faking, guys"

 

[Smokeski]

New 10 hour long video on Phil's back from Steve of the dead. At what point is this just mental illness?
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i dunno, but 4.3k people decided to watch it so i guess theres an audience for this autism.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

is this the guy that looks like geddy lee?

Yes. He's the unemployed British guy who claims to have been a forensic psychiatrist or some shit like that who spends all his free time obsessing over Phil.

 

[BScCollateral]

New 10 hour long video on Phil's back from Steve of the dead. At what point is this just mental illness?
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Ten hours to talk about back injuries doesn't sound all that gratuitous to me.

 

[Large Rodent]

New 10 hour long video on Phil's back from Steve of the dead. At what point is this just mental illness?
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Is this a full on edited video or just a stream VOD? Because I know some people will label a stream as discussing just one topic but it's really about a bunch of different things. Not familiar with this guy so I'm not familiar with his MO.
One of those rabbit hole style videos discussing the intricacies of the spine and spinal injuries with a DSP through line does seem mildly fun. I don't know about 10 hours of it, though.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

 

[AssWeCan]

It's unbelievable how much he sucks at STALKER, he's getting away with so much shit because he plays on little bitch difficulty and he still keeps dying. He also keeps insisting that STALKER is a Fallout ripoff, I remember when on the first stream he tried "combining" Makarovs to try and repair them.

Keep in mind that during his "I could've saved the world" rant/mental breakdown one of the things he claimed he could've saved is the gaming industry because he has a "deep khnawledge of the gaming industry." Doesn't know that STALKER Shadow of Chernobyl came out before Fallout 3, the game he insists STALKER is "ripping off."

New memeology, feels good.

 

[Japs_eye]

New 10 hour long video on Phil's back from Steve of the dead. At what point is this just mental illness?
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Not a Steve fan by any degree, but watching the first half an hour or so (while skipping over the constant dead air (no pun intended) he refuses to edit out) there are some interesting clips so far.

Specifically, I forgot how unhinged he acted about his parents telling him he couldn't go to the arcades when he was like a junior in highschool. For absolutely no reason whatsoever he then tells the entire world that his dumb slut whore mom (read the incel manifesto) Linda was probably fucking around with some guy, and how he "taught them a fucking lesson" by never being home his senior year, to spite them for being "selfish". Absolute baby man 30 year old

And then there is the absolute gem that I have never heard before, where DSP unironically blames a HURRICANE FOR HIS BACK PAIN.

There's way too much dead air and repeating to really recommend, but at least I was able to learn about that hurricane lie, because wtf that shit makes zero sense

 

[Johnny Doxville]

I'll have that 10 hour shit on when I work tomorrow, will make notes and share with the class

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Largely outdated video because at this point, just about everything has added up that this nigga has embellished everything up until now that you really do not need a 10 hour video about it.

But it is Steve, who's a passionate man about backs and cats so I think he took it personal.

If I could, I would love to make a 10 hour video on that atrociously bad set-up DSP has going on.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

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Good point I just made here by reposting a repost on twitter but describes what Phil does.
It's intentional 100%
It's like Indian scammers workin by the numbers and filters out the smart ones with their broken english and snagging the old folk who haven't been hit by it or aren't up to date with the grift.

 

[Iron Hamster]

And then there is the absolute gem that I have never heard before, where DSP unironically blames a HURRICANE FOR HIS BACK PAIN.

That's def a new one.

I'll have that 10 hour shit on when I work tomorrow, will make notes and share with the class

Me too but it will have to be mental notes as I can't write with wrenches.

But it is Steve, who's a passionate man about backs and cats so I think he took it personal.

He had a serious back surgery last year and is still recovering

 

[Grease Fountain]

And then there is the absolute gem that I have never heard before, where DSP unironically blames a HURRICANE FOR HIS BACK PAIN.

Reminds me of my favorite recurring claim of his that all headaches are caused by brain swelling (see PigPigGo). Unfortunately it seems the particular video where he said "that's what a headache is - brain swelling" is gone.

 

[NomineNemo]

Reminds me of my favorite recurring claim of his that all headaches are caused by brain swelling (see PigPigGo). Unfortunately it seems the particular video where he said "that's what a headache is - brain swelling" is gone.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

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Remember when Phil said a boom mic arm made sense for him since he wasn't a bum like RTU and he moved around all over the place during his streams (because rotating 90 degrees is literally backbreaking labor) and the arm was so he could adjust the mic and not get in the frame?

Right now his fucking mic is in front of him whenever he types while playing Flight Sim