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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Cad an Hell said:
I want to believe.

Still skeptical.
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Remember this pathetic video? Piggertits claimed that it was all kayfabe after Dick didn't chose him as co-host. I'm pretty sure it wasn't and that it added to the resentment building up under his grizzled flesh.
He also accused him of just phoning it in on his last appearances on the Killstream, and we know that this is the kind of behavior that really pisses him of and gets added to his book of grudges.
I think that he's really angry at Dick right now, him sabotaging his epic showdown with Milo and not even meeting him let alone let him into his mansion. That doesn't mean that he'll not crawl back like the spineless, sniveling worm he's proven to be time after time as soon as Dick makes a half-hearted apology.

 
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Belligerent Salmon said:
Ralph wishes he could have blocked the dick up Dick's ass? That's true dedication, when you're willing to take a cock for your e-daddy!
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Can you imagine it, Dax at Burning man about to get his ass blown out by a stranger and Ralph does a dive while his pants are around his ankles and gets his ass blown out instead of Dax like some Secret Service shit.
 
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solidus said:
Kayfabe. Fake and gay.

He would have called her by her real name, not “80s Girl” if this was a real bridge burning.

Nothing ever happens.
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Yes.

He would also 100% be calling her a whore and strongly implying it would be best for everybody and extremely funny if she miscarried.

Also, I know this has already been said to death, but yes. You are a groomer, retard.

You, a 30-something "man" specifically waited for a wayward schoolgirl to turn 18 to entice her to your state and bought her a prom dress to sweeten the deal, alienated her from her family, removed her internet access, coercively controlled her, plied her with alcohol (possibly among other things), dropped revenge porn of her, got her pregnant, posted her pelvic scan online, took the weird hostage photo from the psych ward you drove her to, had affairs and then tried to incorporate her into your demented polycule under threat of physical and sexual violence.

I would ask how you would feel if Cosy Rosy got the Ralphamale treatment, but you're a misogynist groomer so I imagine you'd probably congratulate your daughter's abuser.

Pop some ambien and drink up, nonce.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Remember this pathetic video? Piggertits claimed that it was all kayfabe after Dick didn't chose him as co-host. I'm pretty sure it wasn't and that it added to the resentment building up under his grizzled flesh.
He also accused him of just phoning it in on his last appearances on the Killstream, and we know that this is the kind of behavior that really pisses him of and gets added to his book of grudges.
I think that he's really angry at Dick right now, him sabotaging his epic showdown with Milo and not even meeting him let alone let him into his mansion. That doesn't mean that he'll not crawl back like the spineless, sniveling worm he's proven to be time after time as soon as Dick makes a half-hearted apology.

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It's wild that Ralph didn't get the spot after such a strong showing. It really makes you question why, after all the fans would have loved to have Ralph on every time and he's a much better showman than Vito. So myabe that Vito character has been snaking Ralph all along?
Dick also knew Ralph really needed this chance so he could move to Southren California to be with his son more often, but Dick went with Vito the Pedo anyway. So in effect Dick stole Ralph's SON from him!
I can easily imagine Dick and Vito making fun about Ralph over this, holding out access to Ralph's ONLY SON as a carrot and then giving it to Vito, the pedo. There probably never was a real chance for Ralph on his merits, they had set him up to fail so they could laugh at him!
If I was Ralph I'd be seething and planning how to get back at these bastards too!
Burn it all down, Ralph! Warm your heart by the fire!
 
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Ralph gets a W humiliating Vickers on twitter and then loses his last friend. Rip. I wonder what pushed Dick over the edge, Dick was still speaking fondly of Ralph on his last podcast.

A lot of people say that this is kayfabe, and it might be, but I don't see the point. If this is a fake feud what would be the point? Dick was saying on his podcast that he's busy 24/7 because of this fire bullshit trying to keep track of people he knows and that they're safe. He'd look like a moron if he wasted time setting up a "gotcha" just to make people laughing at Ralph look bad.

My guess is that 80's girl did the typical female thing of treating Ralph like a good close friend but in private told Dick that she doesn't want him around as the pregnancy and fire stressed her out.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Both videos are post "cat fight". In the earlier one there are no scratch marks on his forehead/ around his right eye, only the disfigured nose is the same. The right side of his forehead also looks swollen and has a yellow coloration. He either fell on his face again or the fist of the bouncer caused these injuries.
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The cuts line up with his sunglasses frame a little too perfect. He got hit with them on i think.
 
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I sincerely hope the Absolute Unit, the one and only Ralphamale goes Ralphanuclear on Dax "the Dick" Herrarra and exposes him for the stupid simp he is. The internet will never see a stronger underdog tale and revival as they will in Ethan Ralph when he frees himself from the shackles of Dick. He's been waiting for this moment, whether he realizes it or not. Many, many fans left because he continued to allow himself to be stuck under the thumb of Dax.

Dax is simping it up playing daddy finally to his forever girlfriend, as a Mexican man larping as a comedian in the US whereas The Alpha and Omega Ralphamale is living like a true King in Mexico where the beer and bitches run loose with just a few American dollerydoos thrown about.

LETS GO RALPH DO IT. BURN HIM DOWN. IT WILL HAVE NO NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES ON YOU WHATSOEVER
 
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Ok, this sounds fake and gay with the matching cow outfits, turn it down a notch to make it believable Piggertits.
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Balldo's Gate said:
Ralph goes after Dax and Eighty Girl for doing drugs:

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You see? Here we go again - "Big Reveal" that does actually nothing to the people he is rallying against, but does wonders for his parental visitation rights and cements his reputation as being a wonderful father for the courts.

He has a non-suicidal self-Injury disorder. I swear to god if he was alone in a desert he'd figure out someway to beat himself up.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Ok, this sounds fake and gay with the matching cow outfits, turn it down a notch to make it believable Piggertits.
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For a rage pig he’s absolutely terrible at faking it. We all know calling Dax’s baby mama a whore, wishes for miscarriages, bitch of an unborn daughter, being a teacher would all be on the table if this was real.

Gunt has burned to many real bridges, when he attempts a “work” it’s hilariously fake and gay. He really is terrible at anything but being an alcoholic pillhead.
 
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