Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[The Hawk Tuah Girl]

Anyone remember the Tesla Roadster? I believe that was the car that Tesla Motors was working on before Elon took over Tesla (also pretty shady and coup-like tactics used for that but kinda common in the industry so let that slide). Over 2 decades since, yet Tesla has been promising that Roadster may come out any time soon (tm).

Well, the Chinese have done it before Tesla could, despite starting later than Tesla to work on it.

Video showcasing the car. This car also jumps on command and a bunch of other features that go beyond the Roadster's promise linked in the article.

Could we get a Chinese SpaceX now that goes to Mars before them too? Wonder if its even worth it economically and the only mark who'd use private money to do it is Musk. Could imagine sat launches or mining oriented works being much more lucrative, the former has Chinese companies doing for a while now, however.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Musk lies for no fucking reason, he could've just come out and said that he plays videogames and that he isn't the best at them or be more honest and say that he sucks at them, had he picked the latter option he would've been seen a bit more relatable and humble.

That was never an option. Musk himself stated that being good at video games is a sign of inteligence so obviously Musk (the smartest man to ever live according to himself) needs to be in the top one percent in the leader boards of every game he plays.

One overlooked aspect of the game scandal: I’ve never played Path of Exile, but from the commentary, it seems that reaching the level he was at and being on the leaderboard requires having no life outside the game and playing it daily for at least 14-15 hours. This means whoever Elon paid was essentially a full-time employee — probably some asian kid whose entire job was boosting Elon's account. I wonder how much he was paying him.

It's likely a few people doing it because the account is active almost 24/7.

I know very very little about Nikola Tesla, but he seemed humble and had perspective, whereas Elon thinks he's a god and exists completely within his self constructed bubble (like a typical lolcow).

Nikola would be a lolcow just as much as Elon, especially once he was broke, living in a hotel with pigeons, and trying to build a energy super weapon for the soviets. Even before that the guy was bright, but pretty off base like most spergs who did not manage his money well from a gambling addiction to making bad investments.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

Nikola would be a lolcow just as much as Elon, especially once he was broke, living in a hotel with pigeons, and trying to build a energy super weapon for the soviets. Even before that the guy was bright, but pretty off base like most spergs who did not manage his money well from a gambling addiction to making bad investments.

The love for Nikola Tesla is similar to the fandom around Elon a few years ago and other eccentric engineering spergs. Lolcow traits in people like that are often ignored or romanticized as a sign of genius.

In case of Tesla, nobody gives a shit that the man was romantically attracted to his pet pigeon because the prospect of infinite free energy is just too attractive and fantastical. Mind you, Tesla did invent stuff with some actual utility, but that's not why he's currently liked. Similarly, Musk got away with impregnating all his whores through IVF so they will only birth him sons. He doesn't have to deliver on his promise of a Mars colony as long as he gives off the right vibes. The spell only broke when he started advocating for H1Bs because it doesn't fit the fantasy around him.

People want to believe in the myth of the dreamy inventor who promises them magical solutions that will solve the world's problems. The uninteresting engineers who actually benefit society through hard work will never receive the same level of recognition.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Supposedly there’s talk of China selling Tiktok’s USA branch to Elon Musk

 

[Drip Torch]

Lmao, even the cockroach king is going after Elon for being a fake gaymer

Gaymers rise up?

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Anyone remember the Tesla Roadster? I believe that was the car that Tesla Motors was working on before Elon took over Tesla (also pretty shady and coup-like tactics used for that but kinda common in the industry so let that slide). Over 2 decades since, yet Tesla has been promising that Roadster may come out any time soon (tm).

Well, the Chinese have done it before Tesla could, despite starting later than Tesla to work on it.

Video showcasing the car. This car also jumps on command and a bunch of other features that go beyond the Roadster's promise linked in the article.

Could we get a Chinese SpaceX now that goes to Mars before them too? Wonder if its even worth it economically and the only mark who'd use private money to do it is Musk. Could imagine sat launches or mining oriented works being much more lucrative, the former has Chinese companies doing for a while now, however.

I don't exactly trust the Chinese when it comes to what their tech is capable of either.

 

[The Hawk Tuah Girl]

I don't exactly trust the Chinese when it comes to what their tech is capable of either.

With how many Teslas catch fire or have other disasters like the autopilot (self drive?) that I've seen over the years, I'd say the odds aren't that far off. Especially with the issues that Cybertruck continues to come packaged with. Is there really that much of a difference?

I wouldn't trust anything that catches on fire that can't easily be put out. Or has the potential to take its controls away from me. So electric cars in general for now, I don't care. Just saying that the engineering part the chinks figured out before Tesla did.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Holy shit you are one retarded coon troons are a problem and they should all be put into cans and fed to niggers as slop in prison. But to call it the single most important issue our nations facing is pants on head retarded. Not the border being open not the fact that millions who have no right to exist in this country work jobs that undercut American workers from their rightful pay while businesses and billionaires say Americans are lazy and unable to be trained. Instead we should import ranjeep and his 50 cousins to run our tech industry. No its trannies at the number one priority not that our healthcare system is non existent for the average citizen or how are public schools are failing to push young Americans into the engineering fields or if they don’t have the mathematical/science skills into a more blue collar technical job as an alternative.

Don't you have to get up early to catch the short bus to school?

 

[Trombonista]

Supposedly there’s talk of China selling Tiktok’s USA branch to Elon Musk

Is it even possible to make TikTok even worse? Oh, who am I kidding, Musk would find a way.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Is it even possible to make TikTok even worse? Oh, who am I kidding, Musk would find a way.

New Musk TikTok: you get promoted videos by Elon himself in your For You Page, and you have to pay a subscription fee of $10 a month to remove it

 

[karz]

New Musk TikTok: you get promoted videos by Elon himself in your For You Page, and you have to pay a subscription fee of $10 a month to remove it

Everything returns to Elon.

 

[Drip Torch]

Elon Musk hates women. He loves curries, human traffickers, Muslims and faggots, including faggots who brag about fucking trannies. He wants the West to be flooded with Asians and Muslims.

Its the culture of jeets and muslims to worship wealth and now MAGA has decided to follow suit.

 

[FeatherPlucker]

Supposedly there’s talk of China selling Tiktok’s USA branch to Elon Musk

I swear I saw videos on Youtube about Musk buying a large chunk of it (Youtube that is), and since I've seen those videos about Musk and Youtube, YouTube has really seemed to go down the shit pipe.
It's like he wants to fuck up every social media platform with his homoerotic space cowboy faggotry.

 

[karz]

Musk buying a large chunk of it (Youtube that is), and since I've seen those videos about Musk and Youtube, YouTube has really seemed to go down the shit pipe.

Even though YouTube is owned by Google (a public company), YouTube is still a private entity and not traded on any stock markets. YouTube is an unfathomable money sink, even for a data harvesting behemoth like Google. If rumors are true, YouTube has never had a single profitable year in its entire existence.
Musk may be a dumb narcissistic ape, but I will question his mental stability if he even publicly mused about wanting to buy the world's largest video storage platform and then foot the colossal bandwidth bill.
Not to mention the platform really would be fucking unusable. Every single video would be promoting Dogecoin, shitty Pepe memes, and Elon Musk and his "accomplishments."

 

[FeatherPlucker]

Even though YouTube is owned by Google (a public company), YouTube is still a private entity and not traded on any stock markets. YouTube is an unfathomable money sink, even for a data harvesting behemoth like Google. If rumors are true, YouTube has never had a single profitable year in its entire existence.
Musk may be a dumb narcissistic ape, but I will question his mental stability if he even publicly mused about wanting to buy the world's largest video storage platform and then foot the colossal bandwidth bill.
Not to mention the platform really would be fucking unusable. Every single would be promoting Dogecoin, shitty Pepe memes, and Elon Musk and his "accomplishments."

There already IS a ton of Musk spam on Youtube, as well as trolls and bots who praise him to the skies.

 

[karz]

There already IS a ton of Musk spam on Youtube, as well as trolls and bots who praise him to the skies.

You're correct, but it is still incorrect to say that Musk owns even a small percentage of YouTube when Google / Alphabet is the sole owner.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Supposedly there’s talk of China selling Tiktok’s USA branch to Elon Musk

there's no "good son" american born citizen chink that they could hand the business off to like how the Mafia did with Vegas? there are millions of them in the country but not one that can be used to sign everything? the Mafia was able to find hundreds of random assholes to front their businesses but all of china can't find a single person?

 

[Something Awful]

Did Elon get so traumatized by people shitting on his Elden Ring build that he started hiring Pajeets to play his games for him? Was that the catalyst for this entire debacle?
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lmao why does he always talk in that weird passive voice? Does he think he sounds cool? What a faggot.

"Equip load will be lower if fast roll is needed..."

 

[keep em' comin]

The love for Nikola Tesla is similar to the fandom around Elon a few years ago and other eccentric engineering spergs. Lolcow traits in people like that are often ignored or romanticized as a sign of genius.

In case of Tesla, nobody gives a shit that the man was romantically attracted to his pet pigeon because the prospect of infinite free energy is just too attractive and fantastical. Mind you, Tesla did invent stuff with some actual utility, but that's not why he's currently liked. Similarly, Musk got away with impregnating all his whores through IVF so they will only birth him sons. He doesn't have to deliver on his promise of a Mars colony as long as he gives off the right vibes. The spell only broke when he started advocating for H1Bs because it doesn't fit the fantasy around him.

People want to believe in the myth of the dreamy inventor who promises them magical solutions that will solve the world's problems. The uninteresting engineers who actually benefit society through hard work will never receive the same level of recognition.

He also got away with flashing women by giving them horses.

 

[invisibult plus+]

lmao why does he always talk in that weird passive voice? Does he think he sounds cool? What a faggot.

"Equip load will be lower if fast roll is needed..."
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He thinks it sounds more technical, just like a real gamer.