Skitzocow Jan Harmond Dacion / Yoshi / Jan_D3 - Blacklisted from feminization training (wtf?), gangstalking victim, maybe pedo

[Joan Nyan]

This guy has to be some really intelligent troll or something, so many of his posts are just made up of nonsense and words strewn together as if he's constantly drunk or surrounded by PC individuals.

Either that or some mental disorder.

Pretending to be retarded is still retarded.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

This guy has to be some really intelligent troll or something, so many of his posts are just made up of nonsense and words strewn together as if he's constantly drunk or surrounded by PC individuals.

Either that or some mental disorder.

I can't really blame the guy. I'd probably have a mental break too if I couldn't get into the secret sock club.

 

[Jan_D3]

@Jan_D3 is the real deal. http://archive.is/MwXJa


On that note, @Jan_D3 what are your fetishes and are they related to why you like Yoshis so much?

No, no fetishes at all. Some of my office colleagues like to fill my head with crap sometimes that I eventually tend to research them out of boredom in my spare time. As for Yoshi, I just find him very cute and worthy of being used as an avatar.

Curious what continent do you want to move to? Do you think your new country will also have a secret sock club for you to join?

I am intending on moving to the US and probably joining the military prior to joining the police agency within that jurisdiction. And no, I have no intentions or interests in joining a "secret socks club".

 

[WireSponge]

@Jan_D3 why do you seek a career in the military of a foreign country? Are you prepared to risk being gutted by commie bastards and terrorists for America?

Also, what is this organization that you claim is targeting you? What do they do aside from stalk you?

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I am intending on moving to the US and probably joining the military prior to joining the police agency within that jurisdiction. And no, I have no intentions or interests in joining a "secret socks club".

You're on medication. Don't you think your mental illness will make it difficult to join the military?

 

[Dentontx]

and probably joining the military prior to joining the police agency within that jurisdiction.

You mean you wanna be an MP?

Spoiler: Powerlevelling some

Source for all the below: My big bro's an MP.

You have to pass quite a few aptitude and physical tests to be a 31B. The requirements are pretty stringent, like you have to score at least 91 on your ASVAB. Are you sure you have what it takes, he-ro?

 

[Jan_D3]

Someone told lies about me back in 2010 where people simply chose to believe in them, stalk me by taking photos, and even sharing these photos of me with the lies they believe about me. Fast forward to 2012 and onwards, a metrosexual organization has chosen to believe in these lies and subsequently spread it to a network of metrosexuals who then saw me as a contemptible person. I now felt all frustrated and started telling lies of my own about me being a convicted paedophile since the start of 2016 towards these people who bully me where they then throw my own lies about me into the mix of other lies about me that were escalating since 2010. I told lies about myself being a convicted paedophile when I was never one.

Oh, and if that wasn't bad enough. I'm also being charged with Obstruction of Justice for telling lies about myself being a convicted paedophile in the presence of a police detective who heard and recorded EVERYTHING I said while inside a tram, railcar.

Guess what the 2nd reason why I told lies about myself being a paedophile? I missed out on attending a metrosexual program when parents took my teen siblings and eldest sibling while I missed out due to some unforseen event with my workplace. My own lies has also caused people from around globe (yes, around the globe) blacklist me from that metro program I missed out on, giving this organization even MORE reasons to believe the other person telling lies about me since 2010.

My life must be very LUCKY.....NOT! My life is unfair!

 

[Cuck Norris]

Who the fuck are you?

 

[Jan_D3]

I even have a thread mentioning my real name here.

Who the fuck are you?

I believe I am the best at ruining my life.

 

[Locksnap]

Who the fuck are you?

Hes a cow

 

[Bassomatic]

I think the OP's autism is terminal.

 

[VJ 120]

My professional opinion is that you should probably stop typing... like, yesterday.

 

[Jan_D3]

I even have a thread in lolcows about me, and it even has my real name.

 

[The Fool]

not bad OP but you should try bath salts

 

[DuckSucker]

Jan_D3 let me tell you about the rabbits, see? We're gonna have a big farm. And on that farm were gonna host ALL the feminisation programs you could want! Theyll tell you about the latest hairstyles, the coolest mixed drinks to order at the bars, and all the hottest dance moves. Your big brother wont be there. He wont make anyone ostracize you where youre going, okay? And all those feminisation programs, they never end! You'll never miss a one! If you stay late at one, the other one starts right when you get there--and there arent any macho men, there, either, Jan. Nobody will believe those lies, and try to ostracize you. Youre gonna love it, Jan, I think its the best place for you. Just close your eyes and think REAL HARD about all the activities and hairstyles the feminisation program will have, okay Jan? You'll be there in a minute buddy. Just... please. Do it for me.

*cocks pistol*

 

[Shrangus]

Can you give me some more details on these metro classes? I think I missed out on them too.

 

[WireSponge]

You know, I'm not sure that Jan really understands what this website is about, and I love it. Every time he logs in he checks out the off-topic threads, and his answers are quite informative.

A tip for Jan (because he needs it): If a quote is long and cut off, you can click on it to see the whole quoted text.

I had this weird dream that I had a Hitler-like status and that I was talking through video conference to what appears to be an organization that I am the leader of and that I had this everlasting anger towards something. It was just very vivid.

@Jan_D3 That dream probably means that you're literally Hitler and a pedo and should be ashamed.

I will probably have my remains cremated and then buried in front of a solid bronze statue of me that will act as a reminder to people from my own organization how I suffered in the hands of my enemy.

I own a gaming machine that I assembled with 2 Nvidia 1080s in SLI mode, all powered up with a 750W PSU.

Radical gaming machine, broski.

I just told some lies about myself from a different person's perspective stating my full name "Jan Harmond Dacion" and saying that he stole my dance moves when he's not metro.


I do this to myself as a means of stress relief by getting myself blacklisted and ostracized from being a metrosexual when I was naturally metrosexual and that I only missed out on attending a metro program.

It looks like I'm going to be ostracized by my own statement!

@Jan_D3 you do realize that metrosexual isn't a sexuality, right? You can't be "naturally metrosexual."

I consider myself as bi-asexual due to the fact I lack a sex-drive, but find myself romantically attracted to people of both genders.

Normally I'd make fun of someone for having a gender, but in Jan's case I wouldn't be surprised if he actually believes this.

I believe dolls are used as vehicles by spirits.

This just speaks for itself, really.

None. I never found myself sexually attracted to any fictitious characters. However, I do like Yoshi and ponies in a fan kind of way. I'm very good at creating and styling my own ponies, would you believe?

Dude, you should share some of your custom ponies with us. I bet they look super cool.

EDIT:

I'm a lolcow, and I'm proud.

This is perfect. I'm speechless.

Jan hasn't just posted in off-topic, he's made a thread now too. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dumbest-thing-youve-ever-done.27818/

 

[Jan_D3]

I know EXACTL what it is about, I just use it to help get myself ostracized now instead of just telling lies about myself. Have a look at my recent posts.


This is probably a stress-relief mechanism that I will regret later in the future like how I got myself blacklisted with my own lies about me.

 

[AtrocityVoyeur]

This is probably a stress-relief mechanism that I will regret later in the future

Sanest thing you have said so far.

 

[Jan_D3]

Sanest thing you have said so far.

Did you see my recent posts including the one where I pretend to be from another person's perspective and say that I stole a metrosexual's dance moves? I'm going to ostracize myself as a means of stress relief.