What's your job on the leftist commune?

[ShahOfIran1979]

For me, I'd likely either be a professional lolcow agent or a Twitch streamer.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

It's always funny to me that these useful idiots don't understand that their profession in this world would either be:
A) Corpse on the side of the road.
or
B) Corpse in a mass grave.

While the rest of us would be eternal jannies in some concrete windowless building getting cancer from the lights or farmers/miners getting black lung.

Also, what the fuck even is a "love of breath work"?

 

[Red flaming panda]

Notice how not a single person in this screenshot talks about doing any manual labor for this hypothetical commune.

 

[Nyah_nyah_boo_boo]

I work in the CR department. We call it Consciousness Relations now because we don't want to exclude our therian friends. We are looking into changing the name though at the next full moon because we don't want to be ableist to our unconscious friends.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Car brake checker.
I test new brakes by ramming into hordes of commies with my 2017 minivan to see if they work.

 

[Chao Garden]

I'd be the one whipping them telling them to DIG THE FUCKING HOLE

 

[millais]

I'd be the one whipping them telling them to DIG THE FUCKING HOLE

I think that job is called "commissar"

 

[Nigger Cobson]

I'd be mining coal, as my body yearns to be a glorious Stakhanovite.

 

[Maurice Maine]

Beat hippies up.

Spoiler

 

[Monolith]

Anti-communist guerilla freedom fighter.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Worth checker. I decide on how much food you get based on the work you do.

You toil away in the wheat fields with sweat on your brow? Then you get a the maximum allotment of gruel and vodka.

You are working on your magnum opus indie game about trans rights? You get one slice of stale bread covered in rat droppings a week.

Also I'll take a piss on the stale bread if you don't tell me how you will obtain the computer to program a game on, how you will distribute your game, what people will play your game on, and how your game provides any worth to the regime.

 

[KingNothing]

This isn't Paris 70 years ago, where you could hang out with Guy Debord and chase dime coeds trying to piss off their parents.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Stasi agent sounds like fun.

 

[Eventide]

I'm Native American, so I guess land acknowledgements

 

[Beardless Lenin]

I will be the Chairhuman of the joint committee for the introduction of new terms for the commitee that then instructs the official Language Committees. You WILL take part in the committees.

 

[Omori Boy]

Irish potato peasant.

 

[Clobber3]

if i survive id happily run the morgue or crematorium burrying all the dead commies

 

[Meelo]

Power-washing commie brains off the walls

 

[Eventide]

Power-washing commie brains off the walls

But who would be operating the firing squads? Don't leftists hate guns?

 

[Meelo]

But who would be operating the firing squads? Don't leftists hate guns?

Depends, if I do two jobs does that make me a super-proletariat?