What's your job on the leftist commune?

[Trump's Chosen]

I'll be a diplomat figuring how to get loans and grain from other countries so that the last 10% of the population doesn't die.

 

[NETTO]

I will be the outside enemy; An Anarcho-Syndicalist farmer.

Shine and ethanol-propelled howitzers

Bud-Light Mortars?

 

[Crex Crex]

I'm the one who invades the commune and kills it's worthless anarcho-communist inhabitants with a blowtorch and machete.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Can I be the rapist or is that job only for trannies

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

As a fan of the 'What's your job on the leftist commune?' meme, I've got to say, shout out to this dude, who I think gets lost in the crowd of all the poets, baristas, librarians and tarot readers that applied for jobs there:

 

[millais]

Do you think they have a separate mass-grave-digger for the alpacas, or the death rate is moderate enough that they can have a single mass-grave-digger for the people and the alpacas?

 

[Whatevermancer]

A farm hand. Cause I doubt there'll be a significant need in programmers.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

My fantasy: Dear Leader
What most likely would actually happen: whatever the commissars choose for me, at which I will always do the bare minimum, or just pretend to work and produce nothing, until I starve or am shot.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I'll be the leader of a neighboring tribe of vegan cannibals. By vegan cannibals I mean cannibals that only eat vegans.

 

[ferrari superamerica]

Lumberjack. I will also plant a ton of saplings too just like how tree logging companies do today.

 

[BABANGUIDE64]

love of breath work

Deepthroating, I suppose

 

[Nuclear Operative]

I'll be the Electrician and I'll cut the power supply to the entire commune of 'baristas', 'herbalists' and 'theoreticians' that didn't bother to put down the 'Theory' and learn to apply it's 'Praxis' instead, any particular trade that is. Now they will enjoy the sweet coldness.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

For me, I'd likely either be a professional lolcow agent or a Twitch streamer.

Wait, the screenshot isn't all sarcasms?

Uhh, I think I'll be the guy who pisses on the toilet seat in every bathroom.

Bold to assume there are any seats left, and come to that, the bowls either.

I'd be an electrician as I have papers for that, but I'd make it unsafe on purpose and enjoy my short rest of life by funsies like communards zapped by handrails, door handles and water pipes.

 

[PandaChai]

Fertiliser

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

Bold to assume there are any seats left, and come to that, the bowls either.

If there is a clean toilet seat you best believe its gonna be covered in piss. I'm on the job.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

retard janitor
cleaning up all the dead homeless, prison inmates, illegal immigrants and mentally retarded orphans

 

[Turquoise]

I'd love to work in a supermarket. Extremely busy during bread hour (once every three weeks) but otherwise an easy ride.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Probably the huge scary dude guarding you with a really big stick.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Part-time dog walker

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Not 100% sure but I know it'll end up with me being shot and airbrushed out of photos.