Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,926 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,269
he claims this time that covid stopped development for 2 YEARS and that he has been working on the game for 5 YEARS and it is a "incredibly complex game"
I feel like we're at the point in diverging timelines where we could just make a table with contradicting statements and sources for these statements.

His past is inconsistent, his skill is inconsistent, his coof is inconsistent, his game making is inconsistent.
Everything about him is inconsistent, except his inconsistency.

Who is the real Maldavius Figtree?
 
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I know this could very well be ragebait, but, what do you expect admins to do? They thought Jason would shut the fuck up and accept responsibility, instead he proceeded to vaugely threaten people, and never stated if it was towards guild members or people genuinely harassing him. Instead of shutting the fuck up and letting this drama die, he proceeded to bury himself in clip after clip after clip of stupid shit you should not say. But then again, Jason loved to brag about how effective his jannies and modbots are, so shocker, thousands of people proceeded to shit test you when you said you could not be unpolished.

So, naturally, Soda, Tyler, and whoever the fuck else sweeping up eventually threw their broom down, grabbed Jason by the collar and threw him out.
Being kicked from the streamer content guild was the only possible response once Mald started making threats to get the streamer's content banned, and the fact he doesn't seem to realise how big a faux pas that was in his narc rage only speaks to the problem. You just don't do that as a streamer. First because it's seen as an admission of failure in the same way that copyright striking videos on Youtube is, and secondly because of the more practical reason that you're poisoning the environment everyone relies on to make money rather than staying within the lines of acceptable beefing.

That part of his tantrum will follow him places the rest won't. Even if he continues to do nothing but double down and seethe people will eventually get bored of this incident and move on to the next drama. There's always a new sucker on the Internet to take advantage of too who won't know or care because it happened before they knew him. But now, whenever he tries to buddy up with other streamers for collabs or content, they're going to have his mask-off moment in the back of their heads. That Jason's a rat who, if he gets pissed enough, will try to go behind the scenes and fuck with people's money. Doesn't even matter if he did or not just the fact he made the threat like it was an acceptable thing to say is enough. He's bad for business.

Even after all this blows over he should expect his prospects within the community to have dramatically declined. No-one has time for a self-destructive egomaniac who threatens to take you down with them, just looks at how Pyromancer's career completely collapsed from the height of the FF14 boom.
 
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Not a very big deal but it seems that even steam reviews are not safe from his claims of being a "security specialist" of 20 years.
 

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my honest opinion about all of this
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I kind of feel for efamous people because of this. No matter who you are you'll have haters when you're famous and sometimes they'll be silent, sometimes they'll be vocal and many times will hate you for totally petty reasons that aren't really grounded in reality (physiognomy, the type of games you play, the music you listen to, how your voice sounds etc).

BUT even though that does happen and is completely unavoidable being efamous doesn't mean you have to be on a high fucking horse and when you make a simple little mistake in a game or whatever it is SO FUCKING EASY for it to happen and for people to dunk on you and literally just turn around and be like:
"awww shit nigga, it looks like my perception of things was wrong, I really messed up and I'm sorry I messed up the game for those guys - I should've communicated a bit better during our super faggy and autistic raid in this gay MMORPG that has a WiFi ass dongle up my ass that vibrates any time my mana increases. Anyway sorry for fucking things up guys and I get why everyone is dunking on me"
This is like fucking amateur hour in being a decent and relatable human being regardless of being efamous.

This totally reminds me of the time DSP called livestreamers who got some faggy game early "paid shills" and caused a twitter shitstorm and had people from basically every single video game company dunk on him and talk shit about him. Of course he didn't properly back down and tried some "it was out of context" shit: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/5-15-2...eing-toxic-towards-streaming-community.43083/

In summary: piratesoftware/fagree is literally on the same level as handling being efamous as fucking DarksydePhil.
 
We need someone from the Astrology of the Cow thread to come down here and provide vital input.
There truly is a thread for every kind of autism on Kiwifarms ❤️
Saar, first normie drama youtuber has hit the tower
He defends him, glazes Maldy pretty hard, and focuses on retarded "it's only a game take".
Comments however are pointing out real issue.

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Fucking hell all of these reactions are from the cringiest faggots possible.
I kind of wish piratesoftware wouldn't fucking own all of what he did, call everyone faggots and then do a 360 and talk shit about faggots like this guy and Asmongold for being faggot leeches.
 
I've never liked this fake edgy fuckwit. It's not surprising he's siding with the cow though.
Thank god for the comments.
It's like mr best interview. If he will get enough heat from commenters he might record another one.
Wonder if Maldy case would be enough for that though. Normies are often too much of a conformists unfortunately.
 
Burnt being a fucking sick cunt, cheers
Earlier in the interview (around 29mins), he mentions leaving Blizzard and going to Amazon Games Studio where he did "Automation Frameworks for the Lumberyard Game Engine", but he was also looking for vulnerabilities in it. Then DEFCON>Black Badge>DOE which I believe we've established is an embellishing of the truth to some degree.

So it sounds like he's trying to make it sound better than it is, but he was doing QA at Amazon developing tools that would automate some elements of testing. At the very least, we have a specific account from him of what his role was there. Its a narc retelling though. "I wasn't valued enough at my last job, so I got this new job that was amazing and I was so necessary and technical and went above and beyond because I'm so cool, then I got hired by the Government to TRON my way into the power grid, but that's as much as I can say without being Clinton'd"

Skipping through that interview to find what I was looking for, he goes into some of his earlier info, such as going to Colorado and teaching himself 3D modeling to sell SL models. It would be good for someone to go through and summarise it, if just to have an accessible copy of his account of his backstory that we can poke holes through.
 
Pirate is completely indefensible in this situation, which makes you wonder why these people, who are not personal friends of his, are willing to take heat for him. I know Asmon ran defense for people signed with Night in the past, so that is my best guess.

I would love to see that complete, up-to-date list.
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I only got the outdated public list from the archive.
 
being efamous doesn't mean you have to be on a high fucking horse and when you make a simple little mistake in a game or whatever it is SO FUCKING EASY for it to happen and for people to dunk on you
The fact that he can't cope with his own mistakes alone shows he has not the slightest industry experience. Post Mortems are an important part of all advanced tech jobs where you're in charge of things, because shit will fail, people will fuck up, and how you handle it and learn from it separates the chaff from the wheat.

This guy is such an obvious liar and grifter, it really multiplies my contempt for zoomers that they fall for this retard.
 
Mald's guild is 1500 large and outnumbers the feds 5 to 1.
To clarify, Mald brags about his guild being 15,000 members strong, against a guild that is sub 1k. Mald also cried and complained that the guild size was too small when he first got into the game because it wouldn't allow him to properly zerg, I mean, it wouldn't allow all his fans to be part of his guild, so the devs bumped up guild size limits.
In one of the shorts that made me think "hey this is a really cool guy, I should watch more of his stuff", he talks about how he donates all the money he gets for unanswered TTS questions on his stream to charity. But now I'm thinking that could easily be a lie as well. I don't have the intelligence to even begin looking into it, though.

In this clip he explains that chat is in charity "debt" to him because he spent a bunch of money on his friends charity auction. I guess he can just pocket the money and not run the TTS to help chat pay off that "debt" that they totally accrued by him spending money? This man is really trying to look good for an audience by doing the altruistic actions of buying shit to display on his shelves. Not to mention he owns a ferret rescue that I'm sure he considers a charity that he can donate to. What a sweet racket he's got going on.
 
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