Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

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Niggernerd said:
As for Rekeita he's not lower than ralph. He's just skinny ralph.
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LiquidKid said:
Call me late, but wtf is that next to his belly button?
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Nick is already fat. The picture shows that his new tit is coming along nicely as he matures and transitions into a full-grown three-titted Ralphamale.
 
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I'm not sure I understand the last few pages of this thread... OK so Nick looks like a white trash AIDS victim covered in gay tattoos and whose 8 year old kid tested positive for cocaine while he lost a house and totally ruined his cushy streaming career and alienated multiple communities against him.. OK, sure, but you guys seem to be failing social cues and realize that Aaron Imholte ATE HIS CUM!
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John Andrews Stan said:
Probably where druggie Nick picked his skin to bleeding, but also looks like it could be where a bellybutton piercing would go. He’s gay enough for that.
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At first I was gonna say it could be an appendicitis surgery scar because nowadays you get a small scar above your belly button, but I forgot that Nick is a flaming homo so as soon as you said bellybutton piercing I knew that had to be it.

Could 100% see April talking him into getting one because "it's sooo hot babe" while they're at one of the white trash conventions they love to go to.
 
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As Nick's kids get closer to 18, whats stopping them from eventually airing out the dirty laundry like Brad Pitt's kids did? for those not in the know, his kids went off to college and disowned him and eventually one posted on fathers day a long message about all the shit they were put through by their drunken degenerate dad, it was deleted very quickly but was archived and basically proved everything the FBI report said was legit.

At some point one of Nick's 5 kids, especially the older ones will probably drunkenly stream all about their daddy and his swinger parties. that will guarantee Nick LOTY come 2030s
Boss Bass said:
Does, does Nick not know what made his stream good? It was the moral proselytizing coupled with the feeling that justice might actually be done.

Hearing him yell at the Ron Toyes of the world has sort of lost its shine when it’s not coming from a moral high ground.

At least we have PPP doing Nick’s shtick now. He’s only sliiiiiightly less of an actual lawyer all things considered.
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deep down i think he does, Nick just wanted to be a comedian more. As we now know he wasn't as pious as we expect from someone who'd hang out with digibro and Vito on the Dick Masterson facebook group. but was instead some sort of degenerate.
Warm Lasagna said:
What about the fact that his substance abuse officer asked if he was abusing and he straight up said he was up to 5 drinks a night.
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asking an addict about how often they use is like asking a woman their body count, you have to at least triple it. This is probably similar to what the conversation with his office was like
 
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200MB said:
I'd sooner believe the entire state on Minnesota conspired to put cocaine up his nose than believe Nick has ever beaten up a guy, let alone multiple.
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He likely cannot even win fights against women.
Just like the RALPHAMALE who got beaten by his horse in arm wrestling and couldn't even land a hit on a female cop before being seduced in irons.

SHAMEFUL.

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His voice has gotten even gayer. How is that physically possible?
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You'd think a diet of spermatozoa will make you manly but no. It looks like his succubus tattoo unleashed more of his inner homosexuality.
 
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
whats stopping them from eventually airing out the dirty laundry like Brad Pitt's kids did?
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The fact that they can go through life anonymously without getting the celeb attention.
If would strongly recommend to them moving on and getting out of the situation, away from the degenerate father, and never involving themselves in this retarded mess.

Of course they can decide they want to meddle, but as long as other minors are living in that house I do not think anyone will pour gasoline on the fire with public statements. Much more likely that CPS will be called again and the kids quietly removed without public attention.

As much as I like laughing about Nick, Kayla, April and Aaron, the kids have no fault and should not get any public attention.
 
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"I didn't know I still had to pay the mortgage. I lost my streaming income because the government told me to stay home".
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Nothing is ever your fault, "the things" just happen to you for no reason at all.
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"You don't understand because you've never been a high net worth person like me"


Now he's doing the Andrew Tate "bunch of brokies" schtick.
 
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
As Nick's kids get closer to 18, whats stopping them from eventually airing out the dirty laundry like Brad Pitt's kids did? for those not in the know, his kids went off to college and disowned him and eventually one posted on fathers day a long message about all the shit they were put through by their drunken degenerate dad, it was deleted very quickly but was archived and basically proved everything the FBI report said was legit.

At some point one of Nick's 5 kids, especially the older ones will probably drunkenly stream all about their daddy and his swinger parties. that will guarantee Nick LOTY come 2030s

deep down i think he does, Nick just wanted to be a comedian more. As we now know he wasn't as pious as we expect from someone who'd hang out with digibro and Vito on the Dick Masterson facebook group. but was instead some sort of degenerate.

asking an addict about how often they use is like asking a woman their body count, you have to at least triple it. This is probably similar to what the conversation with his office was like
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Posting WKUK made me realize Nick acts just like Trevor doing the documentary where he can only consume whiskey for a month.
 
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prolapsed_cranium said:
"You don't understand because you've never been a high net worth person like me"


Now he's doing the Andrew Tate "bunch of brokies" schtick.
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There's an obnoxious amount of bragging in that interview by a drug addict that got his kids taken away, lost one of his homes, and spent all his money on cocaine and an avoidable lawsuit he's going to lose
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Posting WKUK made me realize Nick acts just like Trevor doing the documentary where he can only consume whiskey for a month.
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Fun fact:
For the first part of that sketch Trevor actually got really drunk to make it realistic. He was gonna do the whole thing actually drunk but his girlfriend made him stop so the rest is just acting. That's probably what reminded you so much of Nick.
 
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