Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[NibelWolf]

I didn't expect to find anything but a search for why a junkie might have bellybutton marks instantly lead to the following.

Tesamorelin is injected at or below the bellybutton. It is used to reduce excess fat (lipodystrophy) in the stomach area in patients with human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) infection.

 

[Mouse Cop]

I don't remember seeing anyone posting this here, sorry if I'm late.

But I discovered through a Twitter post that Rekieta was active in @elb comment section. One of these videos is quite an old one (a video from 2 years ago about his "I will be us" tattoo).

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I enjoy when people write "lmao" when I know for a fact they aren't laughing. Cue soyjak with furious tears hiding behind a smiling mask.

 

[moocow]

Roses are red
Die immediately
There is no rhyme
Kill yourself

This is by far the best one.

ETA:

Tesamorelin is injected at or below the bellybutton. It is used to reduce excess fat (lipodystrophy) in the stomach area in patients with human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) infection.

Bodybuilders occasionally use it too, and I've seen it recommended (quietly, because it's sold online as a "research" chemical on shady websites) on weight loss forums as well. Supposedly it helps get rid of a beer belly in short order. I can't imagine the hell it must put the body through though.

 

[johnnynoname]

is there ANY shot (no pun) that rekieta is shooting HGH?

while you can shoot it intermuscularly, the most common way to shoot it is a subcutaneous shot in the belly area


actually- don't answer that-----I know he's not shooting hgh.........

late EDIT: fwiw- if you're shooting HGH, you're using insulin needles, which are very small, and don't leave any sort of scars, or marks...so, another point against Rekieta not doing HGH

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Roses are red,
Cocaine isn't cheap,
Since Aaron dumped Nick,
He's done nothing but weep

Kayla's catatonic
April's on gas,
Nick's cruising for niggers
To take up the ass.

Imagine that. Just look at the four line poems people who don't have millions of holes in their brains can make! I'd tell crackets to take notes, but it's likely too late for him. Sad!

 

[RodgerDodger]

is there ANY shot (no pun) that rekieta is shooting HGH?

while you can shoot it intermuscularly, the most common way to shoot it is a subcutaneous shot in the belly area


actually- don't answer that-----I know he's not shooting hgh.........

late EDIT: fwiw- if you're shooting HGH, you're using insulin needles, which are very small, and don't leave any sort of scars, or marks...so, another point against Rekieta not doing HGH

He's a pro Youtuber. He's inevitably gonna be shooting HRT. We all know it's coming. The tender perky ripples. The flower tattoo. Ask yourself, what is the absolute worst thing Nick can do to further torture his family? Nick will do it.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick, you're barely better than Ralph at this point without taking conjecture into things. But what really matters here?

Your e-daddy.

Juju didn't let you sit in the cluck chair, Nick

He's not. None of Ethan Ralph's two children ever tested positive for cocaine metabolites.
Though the two can exchange stories about cuckolding. One allowed Aaron to repeatedly coom in his wife and on her face while the other allowed some sweaty Mexican to fuck his horse.

Ethan Ralph still comes out on the top because his horse absconded back to her daddy's.

PATHETIC behaviour, skelly.

 

[Kosher Dill]

By the way, I got around to listening to those latest Nick clips, and I was astonished how faggy he sounds now. I assumed everyone was just saying "Oh of course it was obvious all along" now that we know he's a flaming homo, but no, he really sounds the part now.

 

[USAroXX]

I enjoy when people write "lmao" when I know for a fact they aren't laughing. Cue soyjak with furious tears hiding behind a smiling mask.

Re: junkie in comments on ELB clipped video from 2 years ago [defends his gay tattoo].

Junkie ONLY cares what ONE person thinks of his faggy flower tattoo YET JUNKIE SHOWS the WORLD his tattoo...because....? Junkie HS Boyfriend sticking up for the SLUT gf comeback, btw.

Isnt that what elon is doing though?

Elon Musk? The self admitted TARD? Ok. Autist. Musk who has 22 kids, named EXCLAMATION POINT, with 6 different women?

Not the point you were trying to make?

Those rehab programmes don't work and everyone knows it.

Rehab programs are ONLY paid when beds are filled. I saw a podcast recently about an addict who died in her third or fourth rehab and the family was mever notified even years later, in miami rehab I think. Anywho, point being, family sued and discovery included the insurance payments to the rehab facility that totaled 1 million doll-hairs in a mere 15 months!!! If that is just ONE person with insurance???

Those rehabs are paid to keep you sick.
Just like big pharma RX
Doctors
Hospitals
Rekieta is only interesting in his lies...junkie logic is fucked up. Brain fart there.

 

[Ah ha']

Roses are red
Your wife is a ho
You should be dead
And you gave your daughter coco

kys fgt skeleton

Violets are blue
You fed your kid crack
Your wife is busted
By Aaron and blacks

Also isnt it very funny the more he tries to be macho the more effeminate he comes off?

 

[AltisticRight]

>galaxy gas
Nicky wants to be black so bad so he can claim his daughter only tested positive because racial bias.

They actually tried to pull something similar already. Skelly cited some abstract he didn't understand to "disprove" the validity of the test results because it's biased towards Blacks.

>Hair follicle test is racist against Black people
So did Our Wife have a baby with Ricardo and Romaine 9 years ago? What the fuck does this have to with anything?
Metabolism and the chemistry differs slightly from ethnicity, so does hair structure, this might sound somewhat believable but it's not.
It is nothing but another fucking lie. There is no difference, period.

Shit tier resume. We can safely ignore him. I'm sure Nick has read more clinical abstracts than he has.

He doesn't even have thousands of Quora posts and never tried to make MDMA, where are his credentials?

 

[Folgers Can]

It seems like the brain damage is pretty extensive

Now that there's a rewindable VOD the joke can be taken in its full context, which will surely make sense of his brilliant LA comedy stylings. Can any Denny's joke connoisseurs ITT please crack the code? I give up:

Another galaxygas-brained knee-slapper for Denny's joke connoisseurs to decipher:




Aaron's new girlfriend SP (a/k/a slampiece) texting Nick was some sort of own:




Hackamania is officially a go, even though no probation officer is yet appointed to ask about it, plus Nick again states the obvious:




For a fun prelude to Hackamania, MAPton, the muppet, and Balldo are already planning a meetup to heckle Aaron's February 22nd boxing event in person, in Minnesota with no need for probation approval:




The troon arc's LOTY threepeat is off to a good start:




All non-AI-voiced Balldo chats from today's otherwise boring TLP roundup:

 

[Clem Fandango]

We still doing the poetry slam? I thought I'd do an acrostic based on AIDS, which Nick probably has.

A is for Aaron, my former gay chum,
I is for "I take big black cocks up my bum",
D is for Daughter, the one that I dosed,
S is for Sodomy, that I love the most.

(poem written from Nig's point of view, for clarity)

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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He's still so in love it's making me nauseous

Xitter

So many lovely poems I had to add my own

There once was a man from Spicer.
Who found other men fucking his wife nicer.
He did lots of coke.
His life is a joke.
Now he's an infamous vicer.

I'm not even removing the possibility he's gonna go full lgbt+ retard mode/bisexual activist for 2025, we are already starting with an insane year.

Never forget 2024 started with jews crawling out of the sewers of new york and scampering into the steamy night streets.
We're in for a treat.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I wish there was a weekly Rekeita roundup, he does lulzy things but this thread is Omnibussin' and moves fast. I guess Highlights works as well... or maybe I gotta start watching MATI to get the 411

Elissa clips and TV’s Wil Sheeran typically have relevant clips. Stallyn19 on YouTube has some stuff, he’d kind of an Aaron slog, but he does a good job Aaron is still kind of a shit head, but he looks better by the fact that his alogs are so bad.

Our own @Third World Aristocrat does pretty good videos highlighting Nick’s gaffes, but they aren’t updates most of the times. Usually editing hypocrisy and him being a lying liar who lies and who has AIDS.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Now that there's a rewindable VOD the joke can be taken in its full context, which will surely make sense of his brilliant LA comedy stylings. Can any Denny's joke connoisseurs ITT please crack the code? I give up:

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Another galaxygas-brained knee-slapper for Denny's joke connoisseurs to decipher:

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Aaron's new girlfriend SP (a/k/a slampiece) texting Nick was some sort of own:

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Hackamania is officially a go, even though no probation officer is yet appointed to ask about it, plus Nick again states the obvious:

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For a fun prelude to Hackamania, MAPton, the muppet, and Balldo are already planning a meetup to heckle Aaron's February 22nd boxing event in person, in Minnesota with no need for probation approval:

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The troon arc's LOTY threepeat is off to a good start:

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All non-AI-voiced Balldo chats from today's otherwise boring TLP roundup:

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It's nice to see Nick sober and over his Aaron obsession.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

is there ANY shot (no pun) that rekieta is shooting HGH?

I hope so, Nick would quickly gain an absolute ton of muscle and look like a Greek god if he got on gear. Hook my man up on tren and dbol, he'll show us all how it's done

 

[Booby Jones]

is there ANY shot (no pun) that rekieta is shooting HGH?

while you can shoot it intermuscularly, the most common way to shoot it is a subcutaneous shot in the belly area


actually- don't answer that-----I know he's not shooting hgh.........

late EDIT: fwiw- if you're shooting HGH, you're using insulin needles, which are very small, and don't leave any sort of scars, or marks...so, another point against Rekieta not doing HGH

Actually repeated tummy shots leave little steroid bumps, which is a telltale sign that someone is juicy if they don't have diabetes. Hopefully Nick is midlife crisis'ing even harder now and taking the shit that makes your head grow. Probably not but gosh, it'd be awesome. would be a fun new arc and a guaranteed lolcow of the year for 2025.


Edit: People also say it's just genetic and seen on high level athletes and bodybuilders because they're so lean, but I WANT TO BELIEVE

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

If the judge has been notified of Balldos continuing, very public, lack of remorse for his not yet settled felony case. Then this skelly junkie will not be pleading to anything in his upcoming appearance.

This is also a reminder that he hasn't been charged with accessing Aaron's emails and communications yet either.

I thought part of the plea deal was that if Nick took the fall then April would get off with no charges. Is he trying to get hers reinstated?

What an absolute fucking mess he is in. Wearing tight gay tops to parade the most homosex tattoo that we have ever seen on a man. An even gayer sounding voice than before. Limp wristed physical body language, and continuing, nay, begging for the attention of pedophile streamers to talk about man juice and a-logging Aaron to this day.

And nobody, and I mean nobody, has taken him to one side privately and told him to shut the fuck up? Not one person? His wife? Dad? Mom? Kids? Family? Real life friends?... Nobody??

Wow. Bro is so cooked. And nobody close to him even cares for him enough to say; "Stop it. You're embarrassing us Nick.!"

I'm speechless

 

[Chazzed Up]

He's a pro Youtuber. He's inevitably gonna be shooting HRT. We all know it's coming. The tender perky ripples. The flower tattoo. Ask yourself, what is the absolute worst thing Nick can do to further torture his family? Nick will do it.

I'm open to being wrong, but I don't think Nick will troon. The greater proportion of trannies seem to be incel types, like Chris, who eventually just turn the unrealized desire for women into skinwalking. Nick is a faggot who gets a thrill out of feminine theatrics but ultimately wants to be a twink, not a woman. He hates women the way gay men do, and his obsessions of both love and animosity are all men.