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He is a furry and his fursina is a ferret. He "loves" those animals in an unholy and utterly deranged way.
Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger
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so funny to me that asmond was the one who coined that term,
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Well if anyone has a lot of experience with cockroaches (the animal), it would be Asmon.
R E T A R D E D
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I'd agree with your sentiment. I think at least something we can take away from this drama is that his now a recognised lulcow for most people & it'll be easy to take shots at him when he fucks up.Do you guys think the milk from this particular drama have been tapped out? Seems like it to me. There's still stuff to laugh at but mald himself doesnt seem to be getting up and putting another rod to the bicycle he's riding himself.
But now half the internet knows how much of an egomaniac he is and a much smaller portion is now aware of his past and other antics so this is undoubtedly a positive. I think we're now entering a waiting phase for his next lolcow production. What do you think it will be?
-Content creator beef with anyone he streams with (now unlikely cause he'll be dodging for a while)
-More video game sperging, specifically in aoc since he'll be ganked there and he'll shit on his members' fuck ups so we might see some fans turning on him
-The past we didn't know about coming back to haunt him, this time with solid evidence (unlikely)
-Egregious ferret issues, either the ferrets themselves. Ones that he cant wave off with "oh they already came to me 90% dead" or tax issues
-Someone with actual creds calling out his security/programming cred/work history, also with proof (like another ex blizz employee or jannies turning on him)
Anything else?
My prediction is that he'll be the subject of a few YouTube exposee's in the future. Wether they are done by any one notable / get picked up is another question.
My funny prediction would be that he eventually gets so pissed off at us for archiving everything, and he actually starts filing DMCAs against sites hosting his content. As much as I hate giving Null more work, a part of me just wants me to see Null respond directly to his faggotry.
TrainWreckWatcher
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Yeah and I'm fine with that. We now have thousands of people aware of Mald and the fact he hasn't finished his game and all his bullshit.
He finally reached an Apex and its all downhill from here. It may be slow. but it is over.
Oh man mana stone games here we come.
If anyone has experience with making games there seriously is some real potential here.
Make a button you click that kills or slows enemies and have other lanes you support with it, and have a choice between running away and saving yourself or clicking faster to save the others or something.
But make the saving others take you actually exerting effort with no reward other than not looking like a roach.
Webhead
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Since we know maldy reads this thread, why don't you try streaming deltarune sometime? It's made by a developer you love, and you can regenerate magic by dodging enemies, so it fits your play style perfectly.
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To clarify for you fucking retards who can't read the god damn thread:
A ferret was being a ferret (read retarded) and blocked off the entrance to an enclosed sleeping space overnight, resulting in it overheating and dying, as well as another ferret almost suffering the same fate in the same space. This is because Mald is a retard who gives his pets toys and blankets and things that he thinks they would like, not realizing that, much like a newborn and it's crib, you don't fill their sleeping areas full of shit they can fuck with. This can be chalked up to inexperience at best, showing another example of him being a fucking retard who speaks out his ass about his expertise on every topic and has no idea why ferret shelters run the way they run and have shit bolted down or more baren.
Additionally, having 40 plus of a given animal free roaming in a room is just animal hording. You need to be able to separate sick animals, as well as having a quarantine space for new arrivals, something that is critically important to the welfare of anmals who are already sick rejects or random catch and releases from god knows where. Who knows, maybe he gets his ferrets from existing shelters and thinks that counts as their quarantine (it doesn't). Not too long ago he posted how the one sick ferret got the whole colony sick, a colony full of compromised animals to begin with. If only he could have isolated it somehow from the rest, but then it would be less fun, more like a job, and less like a room full of fetish pets he self identifies as.
TL;DR, Mald doesn't know how to handle animals and it has resulted in preventable illness spreading and death.
A ferret was being a ferret (read retarded) and blocked off the entrance to an enclosed sleeping space overnight, resulting in it overheating and dying, as well as another ferret almost suffering the same fate in the same space. This is because Mald is a retard who gives his pets toys and blankets and things that he thinks they would like, not realizing that, much like a newborn and it's crib, you don't fill their sleeping areas full of shit they can fuck with. This can be chalked up to inexperience at best, showing another example of him being a fucking retard who speaks out his ass about his expertise on every topic and has no idea why ferret shelters run the way they run and have shit bolted down or more baren.
Additionally, having 40 plus of a given animal free roaming in a room is just animal hording. You need to be able to separate sick animals, as well as having a quarantine space for new arrivals, something that is critically important to the welfare of anmals who are already sick rejects or random catch and releases from god knows where. Who knows, maybe he gets his ferrets from existing shelters and thinks that counts as their quarantine (it doesn't). Not too long ago he posted how the one sick ferret got the whole colony sick, a colony full of compromised animals to begin with. If only he could have isolated it somehow from the rest, but then it would be less fun, more like a job, and less like a room full of fetish pets he self identifies as.
TL;DR, Mald doesn't know how to handle animals and it has resulted in preventable illness spreading and death.
MaldingFerret
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And the main boss of the game is a giant rotating heart. So if he runs to save himself he's giving up on defeating the heart.
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Has this video been posted yet? It' done by one of the youtubers who criticized him back during the Stop Killing Games debacle. I haven't finished watching it yet, but once I do, I'll upload it if I find it useful and if it hasn't been uploaded here yet.
Edit: watched the vid. Dude summarizes the WoW drama, mentions how Jason has already pushed the blame on others before, in both Wow and AoC and how it's a pattern of behaviour that indicates his vanity and inflated ego. So... not very useful, I see no point in archiving it.
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Tyler Interceptor
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I've said it before but the WoW drama is the most retarded thing, it's the catalyst for people finally seeing through his bullshit but it's ultimately not the main issue.
The main issue and the thing he needs to be held accountable for is that if you're a self-appointed life guru who gives advice to thousands of impressionable people, you need to not be a fraudulent huckster lying through your teeth and talking out of your ass, making up stories to sound cool and putting on a facade which crumbles over a single game of WoW. Ultimately the people who sit and watch his youtube shorts are retards but they deserve better.
The main issue and the thing he needs to be held accountable for is that if you're a self-appointed life guru who gives advice to thousands of impressionable people, you need to not be a fraudulent huckster lying through your teeth and talking out of your ass, making up stories to sound cool and putting on a facade which crumbles over a single game of WoW. Ultimately the people who sit and watch his youtube shorts are retards but they deserve better.
Satsuki
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MMO and videogames always make people leak their true selves.
BlueTulips
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I'm watching the streamer albino go over Maldavius's longplays of animal well.... and holy shit the stuff he "mysteriously" comes up with to solve puzzles that take a combined community to figure out in weeks is insane. Hopefully someone here has archived the longplays. I knew he was fake, but this is a different level of fake intelligence.
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I have them archived but since they're >10GB each IDK where I can upload them that won't just get taken down for copyright infringement
The Tall Man
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You could upload it to odysee, bitchute, VK, peertube and even rumble and youtube and see what sticks.
NSA MIND CONTROL DEVICE
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If he sends a copyright strike, we'll simply reupload it again.
Streisand effect is great.
Scorpion From MK
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PreserveTube
PreserveTube
https://archive.md/DCoy2/
Source / PreserveTube
A video Jason struck.
You can use archive.org. Can you download the deleted VODs of the Warcraft drama because I don't want them to become lost media and because I don't have storage space for it.
God's Burger Flipper
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Now that things are dying down what do we think is the next pile of shit Pirate will step in? 
Now that he is kicked from the guild I wonder if he is going to start a revenge campaign against OnlyFangs similar to what he did in Ashes of Creation.
Now that he is kicked from the guild I wonder if he is going to start a revenge campaign against OnlyFangs similar to what he did in Ashes of Creation.
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got a link?
looks like archive.org requires a login to upload and they don't accept email aliases from Proton so that's a no-go
AlbinoVEVO on Pirate's most obvious usage of outside help on Animal Well
Extra Clip someone posted in the comments
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https://dqrpb9wgowsf5.cloudfront.ne...45556507467_1736669502/chunked/index-dvr.m3u8 (VOD from Jan 12th 2025)
https://dqrpb9wgowsf5.cloudfront.ne...14138431356_1736838402/chunked/index-dvr.m3u8 (VOD from Jan 15th 2025)
You can use this command to download each VOD; yt-dlp -f 0 <link>