Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[9th year in hell]

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I just want gayming to crash and burn, starting off with the furry faggots using redditors (that are commies) seems like a good start. I know they are lurking in this thread.

 

[LiverspotsMcgee]

You really waited all this time for another shot at shilling your content, huh?

I was happy just reading until I saw this mf in here.

I must have seem him post the same shitty Deadpool clip a hundred times on Twitter this week. Trying to claim Maldy "terminated" his channel while making piss-poor videos full of all the bad words YouTube doesn't like. Retard must think the goal is to out-cringe Jason. I wouldn't care about his dog shit takes if he wasn't in here trying to make it about him as well.

 

[and six goriilion others]

Yes he fucking did. He even pretends it was UNEXPECTED!

The paper made a loud noise? As if somebody was walking around? Holy shit, how did people not fucking see through this initially? This is so fake.

 

[Fireman Sam]

He said that spoiling puzzles in a single player game is a dick move and spoilered the puzzle solution, I didn’t want to be the guy that ruins some puzzle kiwi’s day.


God that’s perfect

The paper made a loud noise? As if somebody was walking around? Holy shit, how did people not fucking see through this initially? This is so fake.

The saddest part is that Bigmode (Dunkey's company which published this game) actually clipped the printer moment for their tiktok as though it's a legitimate discovery and reaction.

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7385257427543035182

 

[Tyler Interceptor]

 

[Inspector Rex]

there is no excuse not to convert the JSON into a switch statement except incompetence.

Nah, the main excuse I'd have is not to force writers touch a compiler and stop localizstion files from becoming shared libraries. There is no uee of turning resorces into code unless you have a very good reason.

 

[Retink Retunk]

The saddest part is that Bigmode (Dunkey's company which published this game) actually clipped the printer moment for their tiktok as though it's a legitimate discovery and reaction.

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7385257427543035182

In a talk with another creator he mentioned how he intentionally does things in a clippable way, and this would very much be a planned clip moment. I really doubt a piece of paper hitting the ground would be loud enough for him to hear a room over.

 

[el gordo]

Yes he fucking did. He even pretends it was UNEXPECTED!

i love the little correction he makes when he realizes how retarded that sounds
'hitting stuff on the way down'
because two sheets of paper will not make the sound of a man walking of wooden floor, so the paper has to pinball its way down to the floor

its another classic lying to get out of a lie and making everything worse for himself

 

[Retink Retunk]

i love the little correction he makes when he realizes how retarded that sounds
'hitting stuff on the way down'
because two sheets of paper will not make the sound of a man walking of wooden floor, so the paper has to pinball its way down to the floor

its another classic lying to get out of a lie and making everything worse for himself

It's funny how stupid he is, as I knew he was going to say the sound was related to the printer, and I figured he'd say it was the printer noises that happen when it boots up if you have an ink bottle or laser printer, but nope, it was paper falling.

Not only is he retarded, but he uses an inkjet printer which is one of the biggest scams out there.

 

[Mikhail Tukhachevsky]

The saga that will ensue when his money starts to dry out will be legendary, I can't wait for it to come sooner

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Between Elon Musk and this guy, lieing about your gamer skills will be what ultimately brings anyone down.

 

[Fireman Sam]

AlbinoVEVO on Pirate's most obvious usage of outside help on Animal Well

Interesting that Maggot should be the one to talk about this because he was probably best known for his Noita videos...
Guess who also streamed Noita, a game that's notoriously difficult to master and chock full of obscure puzzles you really can't just figure out overnight.

Now that it's safe to do so, and he has the ire of streamers right now, expect yet MORE cases to come out debunking his supposed great gaming skills!

 

[el gordo]

The saga that will ensue when his money starts to dry out will be legendary, I can't wait for it to come sooner

when the money dries up, and it will, he will not be able to reach the peak he previous had, he wont be able to pay his mods
they are genuinely employed by him, health insurance and all,
that will be when things get good, money drama between his closest freinds

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

There's cheating to get ahead, lying about your accomplishments, lying to make yourself look better after you embarrass yourself, etc - to some extent, nearly everyone engages in something of that nature from time to time. Looking up the answers to a random jerk off puzzle and going on stream so you can show your audience that you're actually a super special smart boy who can totally figure it out on his own is just pathological.

 

[REMEMBER YOUR PASSWORD]

The paper made a loud noise? As if somebody was walking around? Holy shit, how did people not fucking see through this initially? This is so fake.

“I like that jump” ahh moment

 

[ADHD Mate]

Ross Scott (Stop Killing Games) thoughts on the Pirate Software incident.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Yes he fucking did. He even pretends it was UNEXPECTED!

Paper falling on the floor was making so much noise he thought it was a MAN walking upstairs? And he heard it through his HEADPHONES? I am MATI at how retarded he believes his audience is to actually believe this story, lmao?

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

I still cannot get over how a bad pull lead to him basically going to war with half the internet.

Honestly it's better than sex to me.
I absolutely HATED this faggot since I first got suggested his retarded "any public WiFi is PVE to me" YouTube clip, as well as some other more retarded clips about coding, all of them horribly factually inaccurate, and yet the whole comment section was sucking him off.
He was shitting over multiple professions by claiming himself an expert in them, and the retard masses slobbered it up like good cattle. They could've easily seen through how fake he is at any point in time, but it took them a dusty ass video game to saw the evident truth lmfaooooo

This feels amazing, like true vindication. I should be ashamed of how great this feels, but I'm not. It's beautiful.

 

[el gordo]

Paper falling on the floor was making so much noise he thought it was a MAN walking upstairs? And he heard it through his HEADPHONES? I am MATI at how retarded he believes his audience is to actually believe this story, lmao?

also
'theres an intruder in my house, let me mute my stream so i cant be heard or call for help'

 

[Vic Macedonia]

“I like that jump” ahh moment

The catalyst for Jason to follow in Chibi's footsteps and sext a minor.