Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 440 9.9%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 121 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 146 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,693 38.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,011 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,445
he still doesn't admit he is an idiot because he is a narc and I think the only reason he talks about this is because he gets called for it for some time now.
still, thank you for the post :pinetar:
Seriously this cluster of narc traits is so fascinating. It's the same as Rackets or Boogie or any of the other narcs. They simply cannot handle the blame. No matter how close they flirt with self awareness they always bat it back down. I now understand something Null said a long time ago about being fascinated with abnormal psychology. It's like a retard car crash I just can't take my eyes off of it.
 
Even though it's probably only to showcase that he can admit blame, and use as deflection later.
It's funny that this Oculus situation is almost verbatim what happened in WoW but it's so minor that his ego probably doesn't feel hurt by admitting to that as a mistake. It's a free win to prove the haters wrong, that he can take accountability sometimes. Same with the earlier announcements about Heartbound. I distinctly remember him saying he was going to hold himself accountable/responsible for updates by releasing them every 1st of the month.. Mald, why didn't you do that earlier? You had an entire year in 2024 to do that. Or to hire someone to do that for you. It's such obvious damage control.

It's especially disappointing that I know his fans will eat it up and use it to defend him online. How are people still giving this guy the benefit of the doubt?
 
I wish the pay nool option gave me a slowly animated rainbow sticker that started tiny and got huge under the post over time to convey the level of optimistic this lone statement alone carries.
Okay... I admit, that one's on me. What I actually meant to say was that he's not "the same kind of stupid" as YandereDev. Mald is still retarded, but just in a different way. The one that gives him the ability to sound "somewhat smart enough" to fool normies.
 
Okay... I admit, that one's on me. What I actually meant to say was that he's not "the same kind of stupid" as YandereDev. Mald is still retarded, but just in a different way. The one that gives him the ability to sound "somewhat smart enough" to fool normies.
He was better at masking. But now said mask has dropped. Well Rekieta had this same thing going on where we all thought he was a decent guy for quite a while, even with the alcoholism. Now without narrative control he does openly retarded shit. Expect the same from this Malding Figgot.
 
I hope this gets back to Adam Curry and he admits on the No Agenda show that he was wrong to praise this charlatan.
looking back on it it's pretty obvious. I don't care about gaming content, but when he talks about technical subjects, it's always like this: very confident and authoritative and at the same time very vague and superficial.
It’s no surprise he describes programmers as wizards. That’s all computer software is to him: magic. The guy’s a dunce.
 
will mald still attend events?
I think we all know what Jason is really afraid of.
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What is this machine that he said he had to build, that took all year to make?

What does he mean by this? Is this elaborated on?

Source: 8:18:49-8:22:06
It's Jason's retarded way of saying that he runs a "corporation", a ferret rescue, a TTS system where donations from his viewers go to charity and game jams.

PirateSoftware admits he was an idiot for pulling the Oculus.


Source: 11:43:24-11:45:24
Full clip.

Other times he addressed the oculus stuff on stream:


39:39-40:07


5:53:47-5:54:21


5:57:17-5:58:02
 
"I went from making federal minimum wage to running a corporation with 17 employees."

Does no one else think this is a particularly strange statement/ accidental slip? Unless he's trying to say his first job at blizzard was minimum wage, is he saying he was working for federal minimum after he worked as a big dick for Blizz, Amazon, and the Feds? Is he saying his Heartbound kickstarter period was him working for minimum wage? Was he so worthless that he had a burger flipping job before streaming? I thought he was 1337 HAXOR man making lots of money?
 
"I went from making federal minimum wage to running a corporation with 17 employees."

Does no one else think this is a particularly strange statement/ accidental slip? Unless he's trying to say his first job at blizzard was minimum wage, is he saying he was working for federal minimum after he worked as a big dick for Blizz, Amazon, and the Feds? Is he saying his Heartbound kickstarter period was him working for minimum wage? Was he so worthless that he had a burger flipping job before streaming? I thought he was 1337 HAXOR man making lots of money?
If I recall from earlier in thread, he keeps hyping his job at Blizzard up, but ultimately he was a lil QA Monkey for most of it and got paid appropriately. Just before he went to Amazon, when he was on the security team, he alleges he was making 36.5% or so of industry standard.

One of the points former employees often bring up about Blizzard is that they pay very poorly, its the prestige of working for Blizzard that kept a lot of people going. So he was probably making little because no one wanted to fire Joeyray's kid, so they just paid him the minimum and sat him in the corner until he quit.
 
"ferrets don't stink"
The most easily disprovable lie in the history of lies for anybody who owns a nose and doesn't just look at ferrets as onaholes with eyes.

Would one of his gay orbiters who we know read this thread get a physical copy of Ferrets for Dummies to this spastic. Maybe it'll save a meat slinky life. Not because he'll read it, he's too much of an arrogant prick to admit he doesn't know everything, but maybe somebody else involved with this bumbling fucked up charity operation will.
 
Is... is it because people can roleplay being a farmer pulling carrots out of the ground and punishing the bad rabbit that stole the produce from you?
Women are convoluted creatures but men are sublime and simple.

This nigga like shit in his ass. There’s no extracurricular activity here, no backstory, no lore. He has an asshole that he enjoys putting things in and this is just an optimal object for anal insertion.

It’s that simple every time.
 
Now that we know he's fucking filthy + quotes from him like "ferrets don't stink"
I was about to say no, I remember the short this was referencing and could have sworn he was saying they have a smell, but batheing aggravates it.

But fuck me you're right. "How do they smell? They actually don't... If you bathe your Ferret they will overproduce oils and smell horrific".
The state of absolute delusion this guy lives in. He's such a grot that he got a bunch of Ferrets and never noticed the smell.
We can only hope the Terracotta Poop Gnome was destroyed before Asmon can salvage it as a holy relic of Nurgle.

 
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