Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Chocolate]

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He did in fact ban a chatter:

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

PiRat SoftRoach

Run rat run

 

[Yukibell]

PiRat SoftRoach

Run rat run

Put that retarded hat (or the butt gnome) on every rat, an ice barrier visual around every rat, and a blink visual or SFX for every rat transition.
Only then would it be peak cinema

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Put that retarded hat (or the dildo gnome) on every rat, an ice barrier visual around every rat, and a blink visual or SFX for every rat transition.
Only then would it be peak cinema

I think you can reenact the diremaul encounter with this video. Add in all the blizzard, blink, mana gem as it happens in the actual scenario plus all the sound clips like "what do you expect me to do?"

 

[Unibomber Türk]

I think you can reenact the diremaul encounter with this video. Add in all the blizzard, blink, mana gem as it happens in the actual scenario plus all the sound clips like "what do you expect me to do?"

Dire Maul 猛犸象 Mana Gem 玛娜宝石 Rank 1 Blizzard 1 级暴风雪 Rank 1 Frost Nova 等级 1 冰霜新星 Polymorph 多形态
The Dire Maul Disaster of 2025 2025 年迪尔莫尔灾难 Cockroach 蟑螂

yeah, that would make a great montage

 

[ScurvyRat]

PiRat SoftRoach

Run rat run

Stop fucking Doxxing me

 

[Tyler Interceptor]

I was about to say no, I remember the short this was referencing and could have sworn he was saying they have a smell, but batheing aggravates it.

But fuck me you're right. "How do they smell? They actually don't... If you bathe your Ferret they will overproduce oils and smell horrific".
The state of absolute delusion this guy lives in. He's such a grot that he got a bunch of Ferrets and never noticed the smell.
We can only hope the Terracotta Poop Gnome was destroyed before Asmon can salvage it as a holy relic of Nurgle.

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I used to own ferrets, and it pains me to admit that he's right for once. You're supposed to bathe them rarely and usually I would do an oat bath to make sure they don't freak out. If you use shampoos or whatever (even pet ones) then they will overproduce oils and start to stink, but they otherwise don't really smell on their own.

The sheer mountains of shit and piss they generate on the other hand... that's a smell you can't ever forget. Changing their litter regularly (and checking elsewhere for shit) is a full time job. They're very high maintenance and I can't believe this nigger has two faggots trying to look after 40 of them at once.

tl;dr Jason is right for once because he read one of the most surface level facts about ferrets, not because he knows what the fuck he's doing

 

[Red Saltire]

I used to own ferrets, and it pains me to admit that he's right for once. You're supposed to bathe them rarely and usually I would do an oat bath to make sure they don't freak out. If you use shampoos or whatever (even pet ones) then they will overproduce oils and start to stink, but they otherwise don't really smell on their own.

The sheer mountains of shit and piss they generate on the other hand... that's a smell you can't ever forget. Changing their litter regularly (and checking elsewhere for shit) is a full time job. They're very high maintenance and I can't believe this nigger has two faggots trying to look after 40 of them at once.

tl;dr Jason is right for once because he read one of the most surface level facts about ferrets, not because he knows what the fuck he's doing

sorry I don’t believe for a second that those little cocksuckers don’t absolutely reek 100% of the time

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I used to own ferrets, and it pains me to admit that he's right for once. You're supposed to bathe them rarely and usually I would do an oat bath to make sure they don't freak out. If you use shampoos or whatever (even pet ones) then they will overproduce oils and start to stink, but they otherwise don't really smell on their own.

The sheer mountains of shit and piss they generate on the other hand... that's a smell you can't ever forget. Changing their litter regularly (and checking elsewhere for shit) is a full time job. They're very high maintenance and I can't believe this nigger has two faggots trying to look after 40 of them at once.

tl;dr Jason is right for once because he read one of the most surface level facts about ferrets, not because he knows what the fuck he's doing

So you're saying that mald probably stinks to high heaven. Glad we agree on that.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

I used to own ferrets, and it pains me to admit that he's right for once. You're supposed to bathe them rarely and usually I would do an oat bath to make sure they don't freak out. If you use shampoos or whatever (even pet ones) then they will overproduce oils and start to stink, but they otherwise don't really smell on their own.

The sheer mountains of shit and piss they generate on the other hand... that's a smell you can't ever forget. Changing their litter regularly (and checking elsewhere for shit) is a full time job. They're very high maintenance and I can't believe this nigger has two faggots trying to look after 40 of them at once.

tl;dr Jason is right for once because he read one of the most surface level facts about ferrets, not because he knows what the fuck he's doing

Spoiler: Ferret smell sperg

Used to own ferrets too, the bathing thing is true but I highly disagree that they don't have a strong smell otherwise. Owners get used to it quickly and might grow to like the smell because they associate it with their beloved pets but they DO smell. Never bathed ours and people still would comment on the smell when not even in the same room as the ferrets. Not in a negative way but still. Considering the amount of ferrets he has there is absolutely no way that there is no smell. Your brain just ignores it super fast so it's not as obvious to you if you live with them

I used to think mine didn't smell either until I was gone for a few days and was hit by it when I came back home. And those were only two of those stinkers. You can probably smell his zoo when walking past his house when the windows are open

 

[WarJams]

they otherwise don't really smell on their own.

Not true. It's a mustelid. They smell musky naturally. It's like saying a skunk doesn't really smell because there's ways for it to smell worse. And, yeah, there's surgery to get their glands removed, but it just sounds like a horrible thing to do.

 

[あれれ？]

PirateSoftware admits he was an idiot for pulling the Oculus.

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Pretty proud of Maldy right now ngl.
Even though it's probably only to showcase that he can admit blame, and use as deflection later.

I bet he didn't unban any of the people he banned for calling him out on that shit.

He did in fact ban a chatter:

lmao This just shows any "apology" is purely performative. This guy lies nonstop. He could just ignore that chatter, but his ego won't let him.

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

And, yeah, there's surgery to get their glands removed, but it just sounds like a horrible thing to do.

De-scenting mainly just eliminates the possibility of actively "poofing", which is like a lesser skunk spray, and doesn't have a huge effect on the passive smell. Even when de-scented there's still glands throughout the skin which can't be removed. There are also possible complications with the de-scenting surgery, both during and after, so you're not wrong for disliking the idea.
De-sexing helps with the passive musk, but even then it's still present. There's always going to be some smell with ferrets, the best you can do is minimize it and get used to it. Other factors like diet also have an effect.
Anyone who says a ferret has no smell at all is probably nose-blind and doesn't realize it; that's totally fine and even expected, but stating it smugly like Jason does rightfully earns a round of bullying.

 

[MercuryMan]

Are we making a comeback to the I'm sick arc? Does Jason not have cold relief medicine? It's winter ffs.

 

[Shuhalo]

I used to own ferrets, and it pains me to admit that he's right for once. You're supposed to bathe them rarely and usually I would do an oat bath to make sure they don't freak out. If you use shampoos or whatever (even pet ones) then they will overproduce oils and start to stink, but they otherwise don't really smell on their own.

Ahhh that's semantics. When they've pissed so much its penetrated the substrate and your entire house reeks of Ferret urine, I'm sorry, but that's Ferret stink. That is a stinky smell of which the Ferrets (and poor owner cleanliness to be fair) are the source.

 

[Tyler Interceptor]

Ahhh that's semantics. When they've pissed so much its penetrated the substrate and your entire house reeks of Ferret urine, I'm sorry, but that's Ferret stink. That is a stinky smell of which the Ferrets (and poor owner cleanliness to be fair) are the source.

Fair enough

 

[Gabriel Apostate of Hate]

Are we making a comeback to the I'm sick arc? Does Jason not have cold relief medicine? It's winter ffs.
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He is going to come back and his voice will be deeper than ever (Third Puberty)

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Are we making a comeback to the I'm sick arc? Does Jason not have cold relief medicine? It's winter ffs.
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Oh no LONNNNNG COVID returns again.
Time to delay the game another decade.

 

[Burnt Hog Smell]

Someone put out a deconstructed view of the Animal Well video pointing out all the autisms that have been pointed out in this thread and the little kid fake reactions to "finding out" the puzzles.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Someone put out a deconstructed view of the Animal Well video pointing out all the autisms that have been pointed out in this thread and the little kid fake reactions to "finding out" the puzzles.