Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I'm curious about something. Now that the Constitution is dead and there's nothing stopping us, what formerly banned thing will you now be doing? I for one am going to quarter so many fucking soldiers in the half hovel. Worse I'll make sure none of them are black so they can neither be used to make pepperoni, nor fart in Nikki's vagina.

I don't want to go all Technicality Tomlinson on you, so I'll break it down for Pat as he's probably reading here:
To be pardoned you need to be convicted.
You need to be tried and found guilty to be convicted. Charged to be tried. Most importantly of all, you need to be arrested to be charged.
Not to go all Technicality Tomlinson on your Technicalty Tomlinson, but you actually don't have to be convicted to get a presidential pardon.
 
I'm curious about something. Now that the Constitution is dead and there's nothing stopping us, what formerly banned thing will you now be doing? I for one am going to quarter so many fucking soldiers in the half hovel. Worse I'll make sure none of them are black so they can neither be used to make pepperoni, nor fart in Nikki's vagina.

Will you go one stage further and seize Fatrick’s guns?

Not to go all Technicality Tomlinson on your Technicalty Tomlinson, but you actually don't have to be convicted to get a presidential pardon

What would one be pardoned for if not a conviction?
 
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Star Trek is a work of fiction set in a distant future that is also fictional. I know at its core it was Gene Roddenberry's idealised vision of earth after we got past all the bad stuff, but it's still just fiction, so what the fuck does he mean?

I don't speak child-abandoning fat pig, can anyone translate for me?
 
Star Trek is a work of fiction set in a distant future that is also fictional. I know at its core it was Gene Roddenberry's idealised vision of earth after we got past all the bad stuff, but it's still just fiction, so what the fuck does he mean?

I don't speak child-abandoning fat pig, can anyone translate for me?
Fat is not unlike both Roddenberry and mostly George Takei’s accounts of Bill Shatner.

Views himself as a charming, irresistible to women, smart and inspiring tough guy, who wins fights against bigger opponents, but in reality is a tantrum prone special boy who denies being fat under a girdle.

Also he would turn Uhura into pepperoni.
 
Will you go one stage further and seize Fatrick’s guns?
No, he should be made to keep his cringe and gay guns while everyone else now gets the cool shit that was previously banned.


What would one be pardoned for if not a conviction?
You can be pardoned for any crimes you may committed, but that you haven't been tried and convicted of. The most famous example is probably Nixon who got pardoned specifically to stop him being tried over the Watergate shit:

By the President of the United States of America a Proclamation


Richard Nixon became the thirty-seventh President of the United States on January 20, 1969 and was reelected in 1972 for a second term by the electors of forty-nine of the fifty states. His term in office continued until his resignation on August 9, 1974.


Pursuant to resolutions of the House of Representatives, its Committee on the Judiciary conducted an inquiry and investigation on the impeachment of the President extending over more than eight months. The hearings of the Committee and its deliberations, which received wide national publicity over television, radio, and in printed media, resulted in votes adverse to Richard Nixon on recommended Articles of Impeachment.


As a result of certain acts or omissions occurring before his resignation from the Office of President, Richard Nixon has become liable to possible indictment and trial for offenses against the United States. Whether or not he shall be so prosecuted depends on findings of the appropriate grand jury and on the discretion of the authorized prosecutor. Should an indictment ensue, the accused shall then be entitled to a fair trial by an impartial jury, as guaranteed to every individual by the Constitution.


It is believed that a trial of Richard Nixon, if it became necessary, could not fairly begin until a year or more has elapsed. In the meantime, the tranquility to which this nation has been restored by the events of recent weeks could be irreparably lost by the prospects of bringing to trial a former President of the United States. The prospects of such trial will cause prolonged and divisive debate over the propriety of exposing to further punishment and degradation a man who has already paid the unprecedented penalty of relinquishing the highest elective office of the United States.


Now, THEREFORE, I, GERALD R. FORD, President of the United States, pursuant to the pardon power conferred upon me by Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, free, and absolute pardon unto Richard Nixon for all offenses against the United States which he, Richard Nixon, has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 20, 1969 through August 9,1974.


IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this eighth day of September, in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and seventy-four, and of the Independence of the United States of America the one hundred and ninety-ninth.

Hell, Biden literally did a similar thing a couple of days ago giving a bunch of people preemptive pardons for anything they may or may not have done, to cover them from potential retribution now the Republicans are in charge
 
Star Trek is a work of fiction set in a distant future that is also fictional. I know at its core it was Gene Roddenberry's idealised vision of earth after we got past all the bad stuff, but it's still just fiction, so what the fuck does he mean?

I don't speak child-abandoning fat pig, can anyone translate for me?
Star Trek is beloved by the atheist-leftist-soyence crowd because it is supposed to be a post-scarcity, merit based, multicultural, multiracial and even multi-species.
Science and Reason have solved all the problems we currently have. Funnily enough, how they managed to do that is never really explained, we also rarely see earth.
The show is mostly about space-exploration in an episodic format tackling social sci-fi question that other authors had already tackled much more intelligently.

Fat retards like Patrick and Cinema Roberto think that without the "anti-progress" forces like conservatives and christians, we would have already conquered the stars and they would be captains of their own exploration-vessels, romancing green-skinned space babes and teaching primitive humanoids the evils of racism.
 
>General Tomlinson, the resistance forces await your orders!
>Sabotage teams are ready to hit critical infrastructure all across the US, and we are setting up underground support networks to shelter immigrants
>What shall we do, general?
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So... Orange Man Bad Cheeto Hitler has taken over the country. Pat's response? Watch the shitty Star Trek shows. Truly Pat is afraid.
 
Science and Reason have solved all the problems we currently have. Funnily enough, how they managed to do that is never really explained, we also rarely see earth.
Without tangent-ing off into uber nerd territory, some of the series hint at a sort of corruption within the system on earth.
There are also colonists who show up as plot devices so that alien species can threaten to evict them, bully them, etc, but why the fuck would people really go and basically opt out of the system, especially one which removes all downsides and lets one live as they please, to irk out an existence on an alien planet as subsistence farmers?
Deep space nine and the Marquis are probably the most ”famous” example.
Deep space nine also had a storyline about earth being infiltrated by shape shifting aliens, so it demonstrated that there certainly was something rotten in the hierarchy.
There are also sinister elements like the section 31 secret spy operations who clearly get up to heinous shit.
Sure that might be to keep hostile aliens in check, but why keep it a secret from the key military officers and space exploration agencies?
I realize the CIA don’t share everything they get up to with todays space force, but the space force are obviously aware of the CIA.

As for how they got to post scarcity, I think it is mostly hand waved away by the transportation/replication technology and implying that the crystals they power the space ships with are near limitless in power. Of course these are not flawless when the plot requires it.

Hence why discovery ended up being a pretty good idea with a load of potential, but they were more concerned with woking it the fuck up with faggot and non binary characters everywhere.
Discovery had the main characters go forwards in time to a period in which the whole system had collapsed and they were tasked with tracking remnants of starfleet.
They pretty much reset it quickly though, figuring out the cause and fixing the problems within half a season.

Anyway! Yes, sci fi is often a religion or similar to those who see their atheist position as a certification of intelligence, without really understanding sci fi or how being an atheist through reason actually works.
Star Trek was likely an accessible introduction to science “based” sci fi, rather than space fantasy like Star Wars and Dune, to a lot of demi and midwits.
Unfortunately Star Trek is much more space fantasy than these midwits realize because they have no clue about the technobabble, thinking it is probably real.

Fatrick is very much this. With the additional pathetic elements of thinking that marvel movies are somehow profound and generation defining.

He lacks the understanding that real hard sci fi is what the super smart atheists and science people like. Stuff that might be “boring”, but are much more based around actual research and theoretical physics and biology as to how space travel, life on other planets, and humans in these situations would experience life.

Plus he is fat. Even if commercial space flights or transportation became a reality in his life time he would have to be banned from either due to the sudden change in the earth’s overall weight may cause untold disasters due to its effect on the orbit.
 
Still waiting for you ungrateful colonials to crawl back over the atlantic to beg forgiveness and forgibdats now your constitution died yesterday.
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The only thing protecting you from eternal rule by Warlord Fatrick in the post america wasteland is to accept His Majesty Charles III as your one true King.

EDIT: Ya know.....it should not be physically possible for a man so fat to be sucking his own dick like this
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Who does Pat believe is going to imprison all the stalker children? He loathes Trump, but somehow believes trump’s DOJ is going to help him. This doesn’t make any sense. If it didn’t happen under Biden there’s no way it will happen under Trump. He’s really showing his GPA on this, he’s also a little bit fat.
No, it doesn't make sense, but it never has and that's not the point. It's just a stock response that he's convinced himself is the best way to shut down anyone who mocks him online. It's the same with his weight - he admitted in that one tweet that he's fat, but when anyone calls him fat he claims to be in perfect shape because in his mind, that's the best response to the trolls.
 
Deep space nine and the Marquis are probably the most ”famous” example.
Deep space nine also had a storyline about earth being infiltrated by shape shifting aliens, so it demonstrated that there certainly was something rotten in the hierarchy.
I would put money on DS9 being Fatrick’s least favorite Star Trek series, having morally grey characters like Garak and Dukat is too much for his piggy brain to handle.
 
I would put money on DS9 being Fatrick’s least favorite Star Trek series, having morally grey characters like Garak and Dukat is too much for his piggy brain to handle.
It’s commonly disliked in trek fan circles.

Also why it is my favorite.
The grey morality, complex war and war crime themes and above all, the characters are a lot more human.
Even the forays into the mirror universe, have the so called mirror universe evil humans being not really that bad. Certainly not much worse than the main universe ones.
I forgot to add before, the whole fear of genetically modified humans is explored in this series too, with some questions over whether it could be beneficial.
That would piss off mediocre people like Pat as they love the idea of a situation where no one can get an advantage.

Plus Fatrick undoubtedly seethed at the idea of a black guy in charge and not in his grinder where he belongs.

Had Sisko ever gone about with a sign declaring support for Trump, Fatrick would have shot him in the back with a disruptor and tried to frame quark.
 
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