Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

[Stinkyboy]

WOW Tegan & Sara look like shit these days!

 

[Trombonista]

Wait a minute, why did he buy a dagger when he needs money to get his teeth pulled?

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Wait a minute, why did he buy a dagger when he needs money to get his teeth pulled?

Perhaps?

It certainly fits the evidence.

Compulsive buying and borderline personality symptomatology

 

[Surfin Terf]

He is literally frothing from the mouth.

More about that phallic object Zach just acquired.
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It is like Sting, the blade wielded by Bilbo Baggins, a small dagger for elves but serves as a sword for a hobbit.

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Homophobia in Braveheart.
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Snakes
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Fedora-wearing snakes.
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Jesus advises his disciples to be "shrewd as snakes", so it doesn't seems as if the Bible treats snakes as a failure.

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Nintendo Switch.
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Zach’s “special interests” are so goddamned tedious. He’s so shallow and performative about it, the snake thing has at least lasted over a year, but he usually drops them in a month (or shorter) and never expresses knowledge beyond a “Top 10 Facts You Didn’t Know About [Zach’s most recent special interest]”
Does he even believe that these are real special interests or does he just feign his excitement for them in order to impress his followers?

Wait a minute, why did he buy a dagger when he needs money to get his teeth pulled?

Because he buys stuff in order to make himself look interesting. That’s why they have all that tacky snake tat that he makes Heather and her kids pray to at holidays.

 

[Trianon]

Zach is all for transhumanist supremacy until you tell him that humans evolved this cool tech that lets us keep our teeth a bit longer with minimal effort. Then it's obviously a trick, a ruse, a conspiracy. I guess "toothless trans wanderers frightened of water" is our true destiny.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Expect a rapid escalation in insane sperg outs.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Expect a rapid escalation in insane sperg outs.

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By “working on,” he presumably means “bloviating on Twitter.”

 

[kazuhiro]

Expect a rapid escalation in insane sperg outs.

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Good to see that Zach has finally discovered oraNurse, the toothpaste choice of the discerning autist, at least those interested in their oral hygiene.

Thread flavorspergs in retreat.

 

[Sean Andalou]

oraNurse unflavoured toothpaste was initially
developed in a response to the need of autistic
children who have a problem with taste, even to the
extent of not liking the taste of water.

Emphasis added.

Not liking the taste of water, or the feel of it on their bodies?
Hence Mr Jones' bath shy behavior?
Just asking questions.

 

[kazuhiro]

Not liking the taste of water, or the feel of it on their bodies?
Hence Mr Jones' bath shy behavior?

Water did try to kill him, remember? If Zach reads that description, he'll have one more aspect of life on planet earth to take personally and complain at length about.

"Can you believe humans are expected to drink this disgusting chemical compound, that our bodies require a lethal substance to prolong our meaningless existences, that we have confront around 6 glasses-worth of our mortality every day? If ever there was an irrefutable argument against Intelligent Design, it's water."

 

[Pig Cups]

Calling it now: Zach’s teeth will continue rotting out of his head until there’s nothing left but gums. Given that he couldn’t even do preventative maintenance as simple and easy as toothbrushing (something 99.99% of us are taught as young lads/lasses, and do so often that we barely even think about it) to avoid this painful predicament, there‘s no way in hell that he’ll make any efforts to maintain any semblance of oral health once his chompers are long gone. No way he uses a non-alcoholic mouthwash, or disposable swabs like those made by Munkcare.

So he’ll be this hunchbacked, oozing, smelly, useless, jobless, prospect-less, lazy, lethargic, money sink of a parasite that inhabits Heather’s domicile and eats food that she buys. With a toothless mouth (I doubt he’d get dentures) and coffin-smelling breath to boot. Loitering in the corner like a creepy, Gollum-like life form, except uglier (Gollum actually had teeth).

And the best part? Despite doing absolutely nothing for her but exist as a total drain, Heather still won’t throw this disintegrating leech out on his ass and pursue something better. Because rendering him homeless during LITERALLY HITLER Blumpfth’s totally-real tRaNS gEnoCiDe would be too poopoopeepeematic for her conscience. So she’ll keep the dead weight around. Truly, they are two fuckups who deserve each other.

I don't think Zack bathes regularly either.

Well, yeah.

The only time he ever sets foot in a shower is to engage in his enema fetish.

 

[Positron]

TEETH!!!!


The dagger inspires Zach to man up.


OraNurse


He threw up when he tried to brush his teeth. Must be the smell.


On the other hand Heather is not impressed by what Amazon offers.

Heather, the misogynist.

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Trump goes blitzkrieg on transsexual ideology. A&N

If it really was "grounded in fundamental and incontrovertible reality", they wouldn't have to make it a policy", thank you for admitting that "transwomen are women" is not reality. BTW it is normal to put two spaces after a period.

In response to Trump's "biological sex at conception" Exec Order, social media is flooded with the hot take that "all people are female at conception". Our biomedical expert does not feel like refuting that.

Zach is perhaps closer to what Trump has in mind than he cares to admit: the Exec Order states that "Gender ideology is internally inconsistent"


Nah it is just men-on-men rape. Neither the Dems or the GOP has a mind for these.

The rich eat the rich.




Troon invaded all-female dorm; people who pointed that our are "abusers". Salt Lake Tribune article (Archive.ph is dead right now)


Axel Rudakubana, the "Southport Killer" who murdered three girls in a dance class and had planned to kill more people. Archive of NYT article.

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Zach watches Videodrome again.

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Zach is trying to build up his credit score.





Do people need to defrag anymore?

 

[Aunt Carol]

BTW it is normal to put two spaces after a period.

In my heart I agree with you, but be advised the APA was the last style guide holdout for two spaces after a period, and they went to one space in 2019. You're giving your age away--and Zach is revealing himself as a good little rule follower.

Sometimes when I answer anonymous surveys I'll only use one space between sentences, in hopes the analysts will think that a young person wrote it. This almost certainly does not help, but it's good practice for my manifesto so I don't get Uncle Tedded. Typing of the Dead does not have a toggle to accept single vs double-space, like MS Word does, but I can do with the handicap.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Obviously the narcissist thinks both Google and the government employ untold trillions of people to read the billions of pieces of text that cross the internet every second. No, no, there's only Zach and when he searches for something a guy at Google gets a print out and then goes into their archives to bring back the results on a trolley then types them all back to Zach.

 

[Sean Andalou]

TEETH!!!!

OK so he looks a bit like Alfred E Neuman in this shot,
but still he's looking much better than in those duckface selfies.

 

[AnOminous]

In my heart I agree with you, but be advised the APA was the last style guide holdout for two spaces after a period, and they went to one space in 2019.

One space faggots can burn in goddamn Hell for all eternity.

 

[Trombonista]

I gave up on two spaces a long time ago.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

213 IQ folks

 

[Autistic Nonetheless]

Forget the teeth (if you can, because my god!) and Zach’s face is a textbook example of not basing your look on a single extravagant statement piece. These sort of extreme butterfly frame glasses were obviously the height of online feminist fashion circa 2014 that now, besides not really fitting his face, just make him look even more autistic.

When he says Trans women look 'from the future' i think this is what he is subconsciously picking up on

Spoiler: true and honest woman

 

[Aunt Carol]

213 IQ folks

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It's weird that super-intelligent A.S (partial) Zach who reads nuclear documents for fun, is fixated on the household-name film Dr. Strangelove but not mentioning Fail-Safe , the second half of what might be the first Armageddon/Deep Impact similar-themed movie pair coming out independently at the same time. Of course, the Cuban Missile Crisis is a much simpler explanation than whatever might have caused A Bug's Life/Antz.

Strangelove is dark satire, but Fail-Safe is straight, bleak drama. Maybe Zach isn't icy cold autistic logician enough to handle it.