Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Crescent Fresh]

I'd say it's inferior to the free version. You no longer need to mess with actual files on your actual computer, now it's all done in-game.

I didn't even know they'd done that, that's a massive pain in the ass. But that said, Unity does still give you full access to the .NET API. For example, Inscryption is made in Unity and fucks with the filesystem a little bit toward the end.

The issue with DDLC+ is they basically were ashamed it was a horror game. All the new content tried to get as far away from horror as it possibly could, which is a shame when they could have easily subverted the “virtual desktop” constraint by making it act way more like a virus than could ever be allowed before, yet besides a single Easter egg where you can get a new song to play backwards, they did NOTHING which took advantage of the new environment for horror stuff in any way. And then they tried at launch to sell this bullshit for $15.

Back on topic, Vedal987 is confirmed to be getting a global Twitch emote for breaking the Hype Train record, which Mald held. There is a non-zero chance it replaces the global Mald emote.

The global emote getting replaced would be a significant ego blow, though he’ll try to take the record back on April 1st, as mentioned earlier.

 

[Gravemind]

Back on topic, Vedal987 is confirmed to be getting a global Twitch emote for breaking the Hype Train record, which Mald held. There is a non-zero chance it replaces the global Mald emote.

The global emote getting replaced would be a significant ego blow, though he’ll try to take the record back on April 1st, as mentioned earlier.

For the first time in the longest time, I can't believe I'm rooting for vtuber faggotry – even if it's just to make Maldy seethe in jealousy.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

For the first time in the longest time, I can't believe I'm rooting for vtuber faggotry – even if it's just to make Maldy seethe in jealousy.

Usually I hate Vtuber bullshit, but I'm pretty sure that Neuro streamer is just an AI hooked up to an anime girl avatar, so it's closer to actually being what it says on the tin than some roastie larping with software.
I liked the blue woman from Halo, OK?

Ironic though.
That which steals away Maldavius' glory is literal computer code.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

Found this in the wild. It definitely belongs here, as Maldy's defenders will shout this shit when his cheating in videogames becomes even more obvious.

 

[Satsuki]

new video about our favorite Roach

Preservetube

 

[Battlefield42]

I'd say it's inferior to the free version. You no longer need to mess with actual files on your actual computer, now it's all done in-game.

That's unfortunate

 

[Elite Kipchak]

new video about our favorite Roach

Preservetube

not an eve player but it sounds like Mald unironically complained that he had to play the game the way it was intended lmao

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

We might not have doubled exactly, but we were at around page 140 when the wow drama happened.

This all could have been avoided with “my bad bro”. Keep doing you though Fagtree. I love seeing your life spiral, lol

 

[unleashthefreak]

In view of both pirates "software''s minuscule progress in his visual novel, and his takedown of someone else's game, I think he is close to net negative video games made*. Shameful.

*This assumes that he has never really caused anyone make a video game, which I don't think is a stretch.

 

[Satsuki]

not an eve player but it sounds like Mald unironically complained that he had to play the game the way it was intended lmao

Petty much, the video is insanely accurate for non eve players.

 

[Colon capital V]

Mald really would be the type of niggerkike to soapbox about the latest shooting as a way to deflect and discredit the farms and Sharty because the nigger shooter talked about it.

 

[cia-log]

I agree, he acts a lot like a college kid or a newbie. Something else that really echoes that is his ego-tripping over working at Blizzard. I mentioned it a little earlier, but ego-tripping over stuff like that is something I only really see in people who are young, or immature.

I feel like what's gonna fuck him up in the long run is his commitment to this persona that's basically just a 2010s TV show idea of what genius looks like. Shit like House, The Big Bang Theory, Sherlock, Scorpion etc. where some Rick and Morty watcher who can walk on water is constantly showing up the lesser beings in his life with his titanic intellect.

This kind of bullshit exploded years ago with all those trading gurus crawling out of the woodwork to show you how their brains are so powerful they can only function with a six monitor setup to track every single change in every single market simultaneously (oh yeah, add The Big Short to that list from earlier) Of course, the lie only holds for so long because it's so flimsy, even people who don't understand the subject at hand will start to notice just from how theatrical everything is. If he ever drops it it'll just instantly become obvious how mundane he really is, but if he doesn't drop it he's gonna mess up the way he did playing those puzzle games where he just had to do way too much improv acting and it became way too obvious. Either way his career as a confidence man isn't going to last very long in this format.

 

[Ted's Cabin]

He even does the classic Yandere Dev move, of continuing to develop the game on an outdated version of the game engine, sacrificing Mac and Switch compatibility, despite (especially in this case) bringing the game over, seems to cause almost no issues.

"Updating breaks cutscenes" - I really struggle to believe, even gods most mentally deficient programmer, couldn't do what's probably the same code modification, for all of the few cutscenes this game has, in at most a single month.

It's common for game developers to lock in a version on all their tools and libraries and use that for the entire project, unless there's some crippling bug fixed by a specific update. You just don't want to deal with the environment constantly shifting around you for long, complicated projects. Webshit is more sensitive to security vulnerabilities by nature, so they just leave everything on auto-update including their ten million billion libraries.

lol his shit demo uses directx

retard

Bios is firmware not software.

retard

Mald really would be the type of niggerkike to soapbox about the latest shooting as a way to deflect and discredit the farms and Sharty because the nigger shooter talked about it.

Probably not. He avoids politics as much as he can and still almost got executed for streaming with asmongold.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

We might not have doubled exactly, but we were at around page 140 when the wow drama happened.

This all could have been avoided with “my bad bro”. Keep doing you though Fagtree. I love seeing your life spiral, lol

The wow event happened at page 153. I checked just yesterday.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

The wow event happened at page 153. I checked just yesterday.

Then onwards we must go brethren. May we have more shit gnomes and unkempt ferrets

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

The issue with DDLC+ is they basically were ashamed it was a horror game. All the new content tried to get as far away from horror as it possibly could, which is a shame when they could have easily subverted the “virtual desktop” constraint by making it act way more like a virus than could ever be allowed before, yet besides a single Easter egg where you can get a new song to play backwards, they did NOTHING which took advantage of the new environment for horror stuff in any way. And then they tried at launch to sell this bullshit for $15.

OT but the community is probably "to blame" because of the fluffy fanart and mods. They wanted to make something the community would like and that's what they came up with after seeing what the fandom had produced. The same is happening with Miside.
Apparently Dan Salvato's next game/VN is a pure horror game though.

In view of both pirates "software''s minuscule progress in his visual novel, and his takedown of someone else's game, I think he is close to net negative video games made*. Shameful.

*This assumes that he has never really caused anyone make a video game, which I don't think is a stretch.

I saw someone "get inspired" by Mald "bugfixing WoW" (??? yeah sure) so they decided to get into the game.

Jason is now leading by example.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

The issue with DDLC+ is they basically were ashamed it was a horror game. All the new content tried to get as far away from horror as it possibly could, which is a shame when they could have easily subverted the “virtual desktop” constraint by making it act way more like a virus than could ever be allowed before, yet besides a single Easter egg where you can get a new song to play backwards, they did NOTHING which took advantage of the new environment for horror stuff in any way. And then they tried at launch to sell this bullshit for $15.

I'm gonna make this the last post on this topic in this thread because it's wholly unrelated BUT I do think it's interesting.

Spoiler: the thread's slow anyway...

I think it's fair enough, really. The writer (Dan) probably just doesn't feel like it anymore. The easy thing for him to do would have been to add a bunch more wacky scenes for streamers (and me) to soyface at, but adding new long-ass heartfelt walls of text is pretty much the opposite of cheap marketing. It kinda reminds me of bands that changed their sound, like how people got mad when Bring Me The Horizon stopped doing deathcore. I'll always respect a change in sound to suit what they want to do rather than continue making the same stuff just to appeal to the same market, even if I don't particularly enjoy what they're putting out at present.

Apparently Dan Salvato's next game/VN is a pure horror game though.

Oh. Disregard this then, I suck cocks. I guess it's just impossible to make a horror game featuring mentally ill women because the "I can fix her" burns brighter than the "She's breaking me".

Mald "bugfixing WoW"

Did you not hear his awesome story about how he thwarted 6 gorillion bots by putting a rock in a road?

 

[LGTV]

I'm not sure if these have been posted before but I feel like they're good evidence of Mald using a voice changer.

Pitching his voice up sounds like the old interview clip in the OP.

nmplol running into him IRL. Mald is talking super quietly, and saying as little as possible, he also seems to be straining his voice to make it as deep as possible.

 

[SoyRageEngaged]

Ferrets should not be rescued by Pirate Software.

They should be rescued from Pirate Software.

 

[Racial Slurs the Movie]

I hate the "silly" and "wacky" experssion he uses in his thumbnails, he's like YMS if he was a retarded know nothing at all about games instead of movies.