David Jaffe has nothing to do and he's going crazy

New soyjak just dropped
Would love to see that.

And speaking of soy, like Alyssa Mercante and her fart-sniffing simps, David Jaffe also has a hateboner against Smash JT over his opinions on forcing trans ideologies down people's throats.
And here's a clip.
 
Cross-posting this from the twitch-thread. Jesus christ!
It was posted in a different thread but I don't see it in this thread. It is another fail to add to the David Jaffe (God of War) fail
collection.


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At 36:20 he takes a sip from the can. A few seconds later he makes a quiet groan and shakes his head as if in discomfort. Then with his body completely motionless, the puke comes out of his mouth like a tap, staining his top. The chat notices and the panel notices the chat. David either ignores what just happened or doesn't even realize it did happen.

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At 1:12:00, David excuses himself for a bit. The fat fuck finally realizes it might be a good time to replace his top with very visible puke stains. He returns shortly after... with the same puke top.

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At 1:27:00, as if he didn't learn from his mistakes, he takes a sip from the can and pukes again. A few minutes later, they end the livestream. I don't know if it was a scheduled end or they ended it prematurely because they were concerned about David's vomiting.
 
Was there not a stream recently where David talked about Keemstars wife pussy for like half an hour? it got so bad, keem himself got onto the stream and yelled at him.

And apparently David works for keemstar now (he was fired), and keem deleted the account David was using for the stream.
 
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Here is the video, likely the only archive of David talking about Brantley's vagina and Keemstar coming on Lolcow Madhouse to cancel the show and fire Jaffe mid live stream:
 
Apparently Colin Moriarity (Sacred Symbols) said on his Twitter that he was interested in having this lolcow as a more recurring guest on his podcast, which is :story:
He's been doing regular streams for LSM (Colin's company) and is by far the most hated contributor. They've started blocking anyone who says negative stuff about him and fans are pissed.
 
Which GOW creator became more cucked? Cliffy B or Jaffe?
Cliffy B doesn't to my knowledge spend copious amounts of time on social media, trying to justify his transitioning son or failed marriage. He doesn't demonize gamers for liking beautiful women or "toxic masculinity" associated with games of the past. I always felt like I could hangout and share a drink with Cliff but Jaffe would probably try to make everything about some social or political issue, then get mad at me for saying Predator was cool.
 
Why do all these awesome creators who had passion, humor, edginess, and vision turn into these fat, faggoty, neckbearded goobers in their old age? When he was bitching about Kratos becoming mature and growing past his MuH AnGeRy state, with good storytelling and character growth, my first thoughts were that this guy has the mind of a child, stuck in the past, whiny attitude and thank goodness he doesn't have reign over the franchise any longer.
 
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Why do all these awesome creators who had passion, humor, edginess, and vision turn into these fat, faggoty, neckbearded goobers in their old age?
California, theres something in Californias oxygen and water supply that compels Gen X, Millenial and Gen Z "males" to devolve into these states.
When he was bitching about Kratos becoming mature and growing past his MuH AnGeRy state, with good storytelling and character growth
Theres alot of things I would use to describe Nu GoW and good storytelling isn't one of them of them. If anything hes angry at them for reasons related to fringe politics, I hate them because they're just unfun to play.
 
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