Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / transmascdruid / Yarrow Brown / meowitch666 / anarchoenby77 / transmascdruid / bl00dyberserker - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Aunt Carol]

Most people didn't get good meat on the regular so this was a big deal in itself. Then the bigwig would further demonstrate his generosity by providing everyone enough ale or met to get properly sloshed. In the meantime some crones would walk around the place sprinkle animal blood on the walls to sanctify the whole thing. Skalds would perform poetry, some assholes beat each other senseless and young warriors made dumb oaths they'd regret in the morning but be honorbound to fulfill, even if it led to the death of their whole family. Good times!

This sounds so similar to a potlatch, and probably a lot of other ancient tribal group practices. Rich guy shows off ability to provide, religious members sanctify it, everyone has fun and gets tore up and swears oaths and gets in fights and tries to jump over the bonfire like you do whenever there's a big family reunion. This is just Building Local Community 101; every culture has something similar.

And there's Stephanie, all alone in her apartment.

But at least she went to Online Druid School, and she knows what some of the right words kinda mean, so that's way better than your family Thanksgiving dinner or your oppressive cishet football party.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

And there's Stephanie, all alone in her apartment.

It really is quite sad. It reminds me of the solitary May fire she had last year.
Neo-pagans seem particulary bad at forming communites, all these "found families" of estranged loners who only meet on the Internet and are always one wrong vote or bad opinion on a children's cartoon away from invoking excommunicado on each other.
And Staph seems particulary bad at making friends even among that lot. All her random not-Twitter opinons she throws in the void so she can mention her oh-so-valid character sheet traits that totally should result in forming meaningful relationships, but it never actually works out that way.
I guess what I mean to express with all of this is that Staph should join a polycule, not in the ghost world, but in real life!

 

[Aunt Carol]

I guess what I mean to express with all of this is that Staph should join a polycule, not in the ghost world, but in real life!

If she took the energy she uses on her one-woman trans organization and her one-woman pagan organization, and used it to go play M:tG once a week IRL, it would be a step up. Or, like, volunteer with a group that exists.

My local activity district has a program where they take a chartered bus on day trips (with one overnight a quarter) to see a tulip festival, Oktoberfest, hot air balloon meet, Christmas lights. Stuff like that. The excursions are cheap and rated for how much standing/walking--it's mostly elderly people and the occasional middle-aged people who can't drive or are otherwise benignly weird. source: uhhhh

I don't know the names of her surrounding towns or her ZIP codes enough to check, but she spends so much time at the senior center that I bet she could find a group ride to the next state to see a Japanese garden or 20-mile yard sale.

If you don't work and don't have IRL friends, you have to put in some extra effort to get out occasionally in a non-grocery way, or else you get glued to your chair and become turbo-weird. In the bad sense.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I know I joke about her love of fart videos, but man... She really fucking does.

Why she feels the need to point out that there was a black man in the video is beyond me. I guess she wants to prove that she's not racist about who appears in a fart prank video.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Normal gyno exams are done every year for sexually active and every three years for not sexually active—only if one has a normal pap smear.

I swear that somewhere in this thread Staph tried to flex that being a fag with multiple partners (who are also gay and black and sleep around) puts her at high risk of AIDS. Naturally while neglecting to clarify that she's not really a gay male and nobody is fucking her apart from her turbo-virgin erotic fantasy version of Jeffrey Dahmer and Michael Jackson's ghosts. I would fucking die laughing if she gets super frequent gyno checkups because she is considered the highest risk category possible based off shit she's said about how she's a "sex worker" who sleeps with many blacks and homos

Edit: Found it. From 2021.

 

[squidward tentacles]

I swear that somewhere in this thread Staph tried to flex that being a fag with multiple partners (who are also gay and black and sleep around) puts her at high risk of AIDS. Naturally while neglecting to clarify that she's not really a gay male and nobody is fucking her apart from her turbo-virgin erotic fantasy version of Jeffrey Dahmer and Michael Jackson's ghosts. I would fucking die laughing if she gets super frequent gyno checkups because she is considered the highest risk category possible based off shit she's said about how she's a "sex worker" who sleeps with many blacks and homos

Edit: Found it. From 2021.

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The FTM preoccupation with HIV/AIDS is really telling. Lou Sullivan (famous 'gay transman') contracted HIV after tricking me into having sex with her at gay bathhouses, and made it a point of pride that she would "die like a gay man".

A straight woman who sleeps around is probably afraid of AIDS, but she's probably more afraid of accidental pregnancy or chlamydia. Bizarre that FTMs, most of whom are having PiV sex, are more concerned about the 'affirming' disease than y'know, pregnancy.

 

[VaulthunterJack]

The FTM preoccupation with HIV/AIDS is really telling. Lou Sullivan (famous 'gay transman') contracted HIV after tricking me into having sex with her at gay bathhouses, and made it a point of pride that she would "die like a gay man".

A straight woman who sleeps around is probably afraid of AIDS, but she's probably more afraid of accidental pregnancy or chlamydia. Bizarre that FTMs, most of whom are having PiV sex, are more concerned about the 'affirming' disease than y'know, pregnancy.

I mean most trans men have their ovaries removed so AIDS/HIV stays a high risk while pregnancy doesn't.

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

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'A lot of us' ie: Staph.

I guess Staph would know a lot about imagining false gods. The Norse gods she prays to are absolutely NOTHING like the real ones, ESPECIALLY the thing she calls Loki.

Also Frigg is not the All-Mother. Odin is the All-Father because he actually gave breath/soul to the wooden things that he turned human, but Frigg was not involved.
Frigg WAS the mother of Baldr however, who was murdered through Loki's scheming and obviously Frigg hated his guts.

That's one of many reasons why I say she's praying to a false god that only pretends to be the aesir and vanir. Frigg would hate her for worshipping the shitheel that killed her favorite son. Of course it's standard practice for neopagans to just make up wish fulfillment shit and never sacrifice anything.

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I know I joke about her love of fart videos, but man... She really fucking does.

Why she feels the need to point out that there was a black man in the video is beyond me. I guess she wants to prove that she's not racist about who appears in a fart prank video.

And that's why I call her the peepeepoopoo witch. Pointing out he's black is just her being her regular trans-boomer self.

 

[Chromeo]

Lou Sullivan (famous 'gay transman') contracted HIV after tricking me into having sex with her at gay bathhouses

Typo, or confession?

 

[squidward tentacles]

Typo, or confession?

Lmao, yes, that is meant to be men.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

I swear that somewhere in this thread Staph tried to flex that being a fag with multiple partners (who are also gay and black and sleep around) puts her at high risk of AIDS. Naturally while neglecting to clarify that she's not really a gay male and nobody is fucking her apart from her turbo-virgin erotic fantasy version of Jeffrey Dahmer and Michael Jackson's ghosts. I would fucking die laughing if she gets super frequent gyno checkups because she is considered the highest risk category possible based off shit she's said about how she's a "sex worker" who sleeps with many blacks and homos

Edit: Found it. From 2021.

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I am suddenly reminded of how Chris-Chan kept going to the STD clinic even though he was a virgin.

 

[swingbatta]

It really is quite sad. It reminds me of the solitary May fire she had last year.
Neo-pagans seem particulary bad at forming communites, all these "found families" of estranged loners who only meet on the Internet and are always one wrong vote or bad opinion on a children's cartoon away from invoking excommunicado on each other.
And Staph seems particulary bad at making friends even among that lot. All her random not-Twitter opinons she throws in the void so she can mention her oh-so-valid character sheet traits that totally should result in forming meaningful relationships, but it never actually works out that way.
I guess what I mean to express with all of this is that Staph should join a polycule, not in the ghost world, but in real life!

What gets me with Staph is that she's currently in the hottest pagan religion right now. You can't spit in alternative spaces without hitting five Norse pagans in a row. They also love making kindreds where they can put on shitty makeup and fake fur rugs as clothes and hold up their drinking horns and yell "Skål" before sipping their homemade kombucha. And if she manages to sidestep those scary white supremacist ones, she'll find plenty of other genderfuck friends who won't even blink when she talks about being gay-married to Loki.

I guarantee there are a few around her. Most of them meet on Facebook, but I'm sure the ones she wants to join will all be on bluesky.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Another tooth down. Poor Staph, she's just like one of those poor disabled people with bad teeth...

Which tooth could it be? We know that one of her front teeth is broken. Imagine if she had to have that one taken out. Give us a smiling selfie, Yarrow!

 

[fatcock burgerking]

With all those broken teeth in that tiny gob of hers, I doubt she even brushes them at all anymore. Imagine the smell of that candida...

Speaking of which, if one of the broken teeth is the first or 2nd maxillary on either side, they're going to all start shattering if she doesn't figure something out lol. They're at the sides of your tongue where candida REALLY loves to bloom, and if the tooth was already rotted enough to break, it's rotten enough to hold bacteria... I'm sure you can see where that goes. (studies have also shown direct correlation between over blooming of candida albicans on the tongue and GERD. Imagine causing yourself so many fixable problems.)

 

[frogbutts]

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Another tooth down. Poor Staph, she's just like one of those poor disabled people with bad teeth...

Which tooth could it be? We know that one of her front teeth is broken. Imagine if she had to have that one taken out. Give us a smiling selfie, Yarrow!

I get that some people are dealt a shit hand genetically with their teeth but we all know staph didn't take care of her teeth on top of probably being dealt a shitty genetic hand. The same woman who kept dead skin and various other shit in jars 100% was not taking care of her teeth.

Anyways I bet she tries to offer her rotted tooth to Loki or some other Pagan God as a tribute or some shit.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Anyways I bet she tries to offer her rotted tooth to Loki or some other Pagan God as a tribute or some shit.

Maybe Loki is trying to teach Stephanie a lesson about vanity.

She posted (and thus clearly thinks) about people with visibly bad teeth being lesser-than, and she's constantly prideful about what she believes to be her extremely attractive appearance.

If someone's communing with all these old-school gods and spirits all the time, wouldn't they start to see their struggles as tests from the gods, or lessons the gods want to teach them, or something?

Or it could be as simple as Freya rotting Stephanie's teeth because she just spirit-married the jerk who killed Freya's son. Or Donald Trump's shield of psykers have reflected her hexes right back into her own jaw.

In conclusion, Stephanie needs help with her personal branding and/or delusions of reference.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

An addition to the previous post:

A fun Staph fact.


Again with the fart prank videos. I don't think she has taken in the fact that TikTok still exists.


Do people ever really say that to her?


How fucking rude.


And like the original post, her comment is a joke, but not in the same way that she thinks it is.


It took me all of 5 seconds to Google and find out that it was called: The Unbelievable With Dan Aykroyd.


Posting before Googling, once again. She really has no shame about looking like an idiot.


No wonder Staph has problems with independence, if her own fucking father wasn't capable of doing grocery shopping before.


Your religious lore sounds just as nuts as this.


Sorry, Staph, but I get the impression that even Mr Rogers wouldn't have respect for the shit you do.


I have zero fucking clue what she is talking about.


I wouldn't call a soldier who ODed on meth 'the coolest person in history.'


Or, you know, it's a wild idea, but you could use a photo of your own face, Staph! I wonder why you don't .


No1curs.

Something I have noticed her doing: She constantly @s her other Blue Sky accounts in the comments on people's posts. Example:

I thought that it was a way of making those posts show up on her pages, or maybe she would use it to find those posts again so she could repost them on her relevant pages. But those posts with her @s don't show up, so what's the fucking point of her doing it? It seems like the kind of shit that would get flagged for spam behaviour.

 

[glass_houses]

No1curs.

She wakes up in the middle of the night to eat multiple snacks and then goes back to bed.

No wonder her weight has doubled in less than a year.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Your religious lore sounds just as nuts as this.

Thor and Loki had a buddy comedy arc where Thor dressed as a woman (and Loki just shapeshifted; cheater) so Thor could trick Thrum the jotunn into marrying him instead of Freya and he could get his hammer back. The jotunn asked why his bride was able to eat so much at the feast, and Loki said it was because "she" hadn't eaten for days, pining to marry him. The jotunn asked why his bride's eyes were so red and Loki said "she'd" been up for days waiting to marry him, etc. in Grandma-Wolf style.

Thor's "fabulous dress" wasn't any kind of gender affirmation, and when the gods were coming up with their cunning plan he explicitly complained that he didn't want to be seen as a faggot. This is all in the goddamn Eddas which I am beginning to suspect Stephanie has not actually read.

She wakes up in the middle of the night to eat multiple snacks and then goes back to bed.

Maybe Stephanie should worship Cthulhu instead; from the story, that's exactly his M.O.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

But those posts with her @s don't show up, so what's the fucking point of her doing it? It seems like the kind of shit that would get flagged for spam behaviour.

Well, that's how a normal person would tag their friends. However, it's Stapphy, so...

(She's probably just doing that so she can find it and reblog/like it later on the relevant account, but I'm choosing to belive the funnier option that she is her entire own social circle).

Thor's "fabulous dress" wasn't any kind of gender affirmation, and when the gods were coming up with their cunning plan he explicitly complained that he didn't want to be seen as a faggot.

You might even say that Thor originated the 'man in a dress' trope, how it's funny and ridiculous when a man puts a dress on because they're obviously not a woman and only a total retard would mistake them for one. You know, the EVIL AND TRANSPHOBIC!!!!!!!! trope that trannies hate because it reminds them that nobody sees them as women.

How problematic of Thor, almost like the Norse didn't think gender faggotry was cool and sexy.