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[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

"I give better head than your gf", probably because no woman regularly patrons their local gloryhole from both sides.

It's hilarious seeing women and troons fight it out online cause both immediately goes to "your partner would rather fuck me" like, straight off the bat

 

[BunchofMunch]

"I give better head than your gf", probably because no woman regularly patrons their local gloryhole from both sides.

Also, and I'm sure its been said before, but why are TiM's chosen names always so extra? Nova, Dakota, the beloved Lilith. My theory is that its an extension of their barely-concealed misogyny. Conciously or subconciously, they're channeling the "women choose horrible baby names" stereotype.

I'm not sure it's that deep, I think it's just that the only females they ever interacted with were fictional characters (written by men of course) from video games and tv shows/movies.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'm not sure it's that deep, I think it's just that the only females they ever interacted with were fictional characters (written by men of course) from video games and tv shows/movies.

My theory is that it’s not just about becoming the opposite sex, it’s about creating an entire persona. One that’s cooler, sexier and more interesting than the sad sack men they are.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

It's hilarious seeing women and troons fight it out online cause both immediately goes to "your partner would rather fuck me" like, straight off the bat

I haven't seen women on this thread do that. And certainly I've never seen women do this in real life. At least no women I've known. It seems like it might be a porn trope, but porn isn't reality.

 

[FAT&HARAM]

I live in a liberal hell hole. The first and ONLY lesbian bar event in my area had a dude in a fetish frilly sissy outfit with the cheapest plastic blond wig. View attachment 6512311
Think of this but I couldn’t see if he was wearing a diaper. I would not be surprised if this guy thinks he is a woman too. Life is hell here. Inshallah I find a kiwi lesbian to settle down with and grow lots of banana peppers to make Null all the pickled peppers his heart desires as payment for this blessed website.

Just out of pure curiosity I would see how many of these people I could find pictures of on the Sex Offender Registry....
Also, what is the rate of missing women in your area? I bet pretty high and here is a list of 100 suspects.

I joke, but what a horror show....

 

[boards of canada]

 

[glass_houses]

I've gotten to the point where if I see a photo of a transbian with that weird closed mouth smirk, I feel certain that he's doing it to hide an entire mouthful of rotting teeth that have never once seen a toothbrush.

EDIT: oh hey, look, it's page 69!

 

[Denied Entry]

Sorry if I used thumbnails incorrectly. But showing off some of the trans "babes" in my area was requested in another thread. I included Richard because he was manually allowed into a lesbian group chat on this app. I'm assuming it's entirely based on the fact he supposedly goes by "they/them" pronouns.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Richard legit looks like he has no idea how he ended up on the app

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Richard looks like he would have no problem raping and killing a girl or a guy.

 

[humungus]

Richard should match with Heather

 

[Tootsie Bear]

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Looks like Dick Cheney wearing a sports bra.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

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That's Mr. Garrison, right?

 

[DootSkeleton]

 

[Xev]

Jeez these people are just objectively ugly and at the end of the day it's just dudes in dresses blowing each other.

 

[YWNBAM]

Jeez these people are just objectively ugly and at the end of the day it's just dudes in dresses blowing each other.

They are stuck in a neverending yuri futanari RP session and expect the rest of the world to play along with them.

 

[batterybee]

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Some very chuddy physiognomy there...

 

[Candidate No 7]

I'm sorry... are we letting this one slide by?




Just imagine how that thing must smell! To say nothing of the mask it wears.

 

[Sooty Soot]

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Sorry if I used thumbnails incorrectly. But showing off some of the trans "babes" in my area was requested in another thread. I included Richard because he was manually allowed into a lesbian group chat on this app. I'm assuming it's entirely based on the fact he supposedly goes by "they/them" pronouns.

Richard looks like he's wondering where his fucking money is and he's letting you know he's gonna be there tonight after work and you'd better have it.

How and who the fuck let that dude into a lesbian dating chat?