DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
For some reason, DSP decided to talk and act like a black person:

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Calls someone else a racist, twice:

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Unrelated to the above, but this has to be someone's weirdest response EVER to getting asked if you would want to hang out with someone:

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Wtf??
“Do you think that’s what ‘woke’ means?”
When Phil tried to pull the right wing grift last few months he said randomly things were “woke”. The guy literally parroted Phil. Lol I can’t tell he’s actually trying to ignore his past or his memory is that bad.
 
The rules of the nominations for the Viewer's """Choice""" marathon:

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I love how huge the section is where he lists all the games that are not allowed to be nominated.
holy fuck, his "EULA" is bigger than the Data Collection clause of Google's Privacy Policy
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For some reason, DSP decided to talk and act like a black person:

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Calls someone else a racist, twice:

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Unrelated to the above, but this has to be someone's weirdest response EVER to getting asked if you would want to hang out with someone:

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Wtf??
The same person who literally will stay on stream no matter what every night until 9:30/10:00 wants to spend more time with his wife. The same person who has made $100k for years and refused to take days off wants to spend more time with his wife.

I don't even think they interact in the morning, since she allegedly works and he allegedly rolls out of bed at 10. They don't even interact shower wise since he likely doesn't take them anyways, Mr just discovered underwear & socks without copious amounts of holes.

Also nice haircut, looks like Stevie Wonder did his fade.
Funny (in the weird/suspicious manner) story - I vividly remember that when Phil went back to CT to get married, he explicitly mentioned they got a friend to cat-sit Jasper. He's pretty much memoryholed that detail thereafter, but the fact of the matter is that him and Kat were OOO for a week while Jasper was in the Snort Fort.
Best case he's done this before, worst case is he's outright lying (big shocker).
I'm willing to bet they just put out a bowl of food and left Jasper. If you told me either of them had a friend or even were friendly with somebody outside of a business, I'd be shocked.
 
holy fuck, his "EULA" is bigger than the Data Collection clause of Google's Privacy Policy
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Someone needs to explain to him what "viewers' choice" means. Or tell him to go fuck himself. Preferably both, actually.

Unrelated to the above, but this has to be someone's weirdest response EVER to getting asked if you would want to hang out with someone:

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Wtf??
Can someone PLEASE explain why being "happily married" would bar Phil from meeting people IRL? Other than him being a lazy piece of shit who hates people, and needs to use MUH WIFE as a shield once again in order to avoid answering yes or no?
 
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He's between 50-60% on most characters, but whatever it is should be lower given all the times he's run away from Cammy players in a set. Because you basically can go <50% and get into Master, win % overall is pretty useless because SF6 only dips you -40 for a loss, but +50 for a win (something of that sort, don't remember the exact numbers). And.. the points for winning are not capped, so if you beat a legend, you'd get like +150, but if you lose to a rookie scrub, always -40.

What is more important is that his win % in Master is definitely sub 50%. Your points when losing are uncapped in Master, which is why he's always hovering between 1450-1550 at best.
Yeah it's a very deceptive stat for some characters like Akuma where he has a positive winrate but he ragequit the character because he couldn't get past Diamond 4. He blazed through the first 3 Diamond ranks and got a ton of wins because Diamond stops giving you extra points for being on a win streak and then just hit a wall, I think in the last stream he did with Akuma he only had a 20% winrate but because he did so well in D1-3 it averaged out to a positive 50%+ winrate.
 
holy fuck, his "EULA" is bigger than the Data Collection clause of Google's Privacy Policy
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And yet somehow Phil’s still comes off as more cornholing for the recipient at the same time.

Long winded and draconian. Thank God this man is not in any position of command.

Someone needs to explain to him what "viewers' choice" means. Or tell him to go fuck himself. Preferably both, actually.


Can someone PLEASE explain why being "happily married" would bar Phil from meeting people IRL? Other than him being a lazy piece of shit who hates people, and needs to use MUH WIFE as a shield once again in order to avoid answering yes or no?
It is Got Damn Baffling that in all circumstances except at the end of his rope in video games he refuses to just say, “I don’t wanna”. He swings and whiffs at being a man answerable to no one every day of his life,

THIS man is answerable to everyone who looks at him
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Can someone PLEASE explain why being "happily married" would bar Phil from meeting people IRL? Other than him being a lazy piece of shit who hates people, and needs to use MUH WIFE as a shield once again in order to avoid answering yes or no?
Cause he's antisocial so he doesn't want to but hes a narcissist so he can have no faults and blames it on his wife.
 
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If you ever wondered about what kind of people unironically handhold DSP through games he can't figure himself, then yes, you guessed right. It's... whatever the fuck THIS is:

https://www.youtube.com/@garethhayles6885 (archive)

(https://preservetube.com/watch?v=QVh0F01fDRM)

(https://preservetube.com/watch?v=v5_qtl7Morg)
I phone booked that guy a few weeks ago.
Meet Gareth Hayles, a man(child) giving DSP money and makes videos complaining about the My Hero Academia fandom and shipping in the cartoon.

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Can someone PLEASE explain why being "happily married" would bar Phil from meeting people IRL? Other than him being a lazy piece of shit who hates people, and needs to use MUH WIFE as a shield once again in order to avoid answering yes or no?
Remember that Phil himself said that a big reason for moving to Seattle was he could finally go to gaming conventions and play against other FGC people IRL, with his cute little girlfriend half his age standing by his side that he finally locked down.
 
Cause he's antisocial so he doesn't want to but hes a narcissist so he can have no faults and blames it on his wife.
Yet another sign of Phil being antisocial I hadn't picked up on until now is he can't even fathom the idea that he could socialize with his wife *and* friends. He always makes it sound like it's one or the other. Reminds me of the time Leanna had people over and Phil didn't even think about going to socialize or at least introduce himself or something and instead just hid out in his office the entire time until they left.
 
he lost what little testosterone he had. now hes just a valley girl faggot
Did you hear the cringe attempt to sound exactly like Triple Cs (I call him Triple Cs)?
Linda 2 packs a day burnell
Proper Italian nicknaming would just be Linda 2 packs.
That pretty much confirmed to me that DSP is a sociopath. He was completely confounded as to why his father would send him that, when it is obviously that fishing was probably the one experience they shared and bonded over in life. This is a concept a normal 5 year old would be able to conceptualize.
His old man trolled him like RTU did with the bird pic.
I wonder what stellar blade, code vein and catherine have in common
fat?
 
Is ICS really not another OIC sock and just another genuine retard? :stress: Wow dood! There's more than one retard out there willing to whale this much for some fat polack faggot who couldn't give less of a shit about hi
Not every dent that gives Phil money is OIC. Swear this place is just as bad as the dsp discussion reddit sub before it got nuked with labeling everyone they didn't like as OIC.
 
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