Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[BobJones997]

I don’t think we will ever know who she really is, both Caden and Chris are doing their best to keep her anonymous

Hard disagree. She's obviously shown better opsec than most of the dumbasses who pozload my negholep, however if there's one constant with Chris, it's that everyone who touches the poop eventually gets doxxed one way or another. The only person that I can think of who's interacted with Chris irl and managed to not get doxxed is Magical Man, but that's because he was just a minor blip in Christory. She already had a close call where Chris being the retard he is said her name out loud at an airport, but the audio quality of the recording was too poor to make it out clearly. Point is, I don't think her opsec is as bulletproof as some people think, and I think eventually someone's going to drop the goods on her, unless she makes an exit stage left.

 

[Bad as Can]

How far apart were the photos taken? I'm wondering if they weren't all part of a day trip to the beach.

Distance wise, very close. The pictures are many years apart though. I don't suspect any connection there.

On a different note, I saw some YouTube or Reddit theory that flutter might be a mail order bride. I don't know if anyone has already looked into it but I decided to take a quick dive. I did a wayback machine search of the most popular Finnish bride site, rosebrides and found an account that was there from 2020-2021 that has the "Helmi" name from the Duolingo/Instagram lead. https://web.archive.org/web/20211023171402/https://www.rosebrides.com/finnish-brides.html

Unfortunately wayback machine often does not save images correctly. The age is also way off from what Chris claims Flutter's age is. However Flutter's age is probably the second biggest mystery since there are pictures of her looking both young and old.

 

[FinnSven]

Distance wise, very close. The pictures are many years apart though. I don't suspect any connection there.

On a different note, I saw some YouTube or Reddit theory that flutter might be a mail order bride. I don't know if anyone has already looked into it but I decided to take a quick dive. I did a wayback machine search of the most popular Finnish bride site, rosebrides and found an account that was there from 2020-2021 that has the "Helmi" name from the Duolingo/Instagram lead. https://web.archive.org/web/20211023171402/https://www.rosebrides.com/finnish-brides.html
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Unfortunately wayback machine often does not save images correctly. The age is also way off from what Chris claims Flutter's age is. However Flutter's age is probably the second biggest mystery since there are pictures of her looking both young and old.

Chris couldn’t afford a Finnish mail order bride.
He probably couldn’t even afford one from the most economically desperate parts of south east Asia or Africa.

They are not behaving like she is a mail order bride either.
The main point of becoming a mail order bride for a woman is to gain citizenship of the country your purchasing husband comes from.
She appears to spend more time in Finland than the US, so that is obviously not what is going on.

Why are Redditors so naive? I would expect Redditors to be highly populated with mail order bride buyers and prospective buyers.

 

[McSneaks]

Chris couldn’t afford a Finnish mail order bride.
He probably couldn’t even afford one from the most economically desperate parts of south east Asia or Africa.

They are not behaving like she is a mail order bride either.
The main point of becoming a mail order bride for a woman is to gain citizenship of the country your purchasing husband comes from.
She appears to spend more time in Finland than the US, so that is obviously not what is going on.

Why are Redditors so naive? I would expect Redditors to be highly populated with mail order bride buyers and prospective buyers.

If there's a subject being talked about on Reddit you can just assume the reality is the complete opposite of whatever they say. It's an astoundingly low IQ group and every time they're wrong (which ends up being literally every single time) they're still somehow surprised that they're not actually representative of normal people outside. It's baffling

 

[King Kiwi]

Distance wise, very close. The pictures are many years apart though. I don't suspect any connection there.

On a different note, I saw some YouTube or Reddit theory that flutter might be a mail order bride. I don't know if anyone has already looked into it but I decided to take a quick dive. I did a wayback machine search of the most popular Finnish bride site, rosebrides and found an account that was there from 2020-2021 that has the "Helmi" name from the Duolingo/Instagram lead. https://web.archive.org/web/20211023171402/https://www.rosebrides.com/finnish-brides.html
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Unfortunately wayback machine often does not save images correctly. The age is also way off from what Chris claims Flutter's age is. However Flutter's age is probably the second biggest mystery since there are pictures of her looking both young and old.

She'd be in the clearance section then.

 

[nvrwastetree]

This program is about unsolved lolcow identities.
Whenever possible, weens have fucked up every opportunity to get a good fucking picture.
What you're about to see is not a news broadcast.​

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Starting in 2023 this woman, nicknamed "Flutter", was spotted in Virginia and Finland while accompanying former honor roll student Christian Weston Chandler. To this day this woman has thwarted all attempts at being identified by both Reddit and Kiwi Farms even after over a dozen pictures were taken of her.

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Join me tonight. You may be able to solve a mystery.
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TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES....WE FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT!

UPDATE: APPARENTLY, NO ONE GOVES A SHIT SO FUCK HIM!!!!

-TOURETTESGUY

 

[BeatboxBill]

Hard disagree. She's obviously shown better opsec than most of the dumbasses who pozload my negholep, however if there's one constant with Chris, it's that everyone who touches the poop eventually gets doxxed one way or another. The only person that I can think of who's interacted with Chris irl and managed to not get doxxed is Magical Man, but that's because he was just a minor blip in Christory. She already had a close call where Chris being the retard he is said her name out loud at an airport, but the audio quality of the recording was too poor to make it out clearly. Point is, I don't think her opsec is as bulletproof as some people think, and I think eventually someone's going to drop the goods on her, unless she makes an exit stage left.

You all can spam with the "Disagree" button all you want and Chris may be dumb as wood sometimes, but it is still possible that he may have actually learned a valuable lesson whilst in prison and finally realized to keep his trap shut for once.

Yes this website is for lolcows and most lolcows are stupid, but they often do have times when they outsmart or troll us back as well.

And even if we do find out who Flutter is, what then? It’s not likely we will get anything out of her anyway and you can’t deny that this has literally been the most boring saga of Chris’s life.

ED was a sacred place of satire, but the Cwiki is the only true home I've ever known.

ED is what brought me to Chris along with 4chan, but the Cwcki and this site has been more useful and entertaining.

ED nowadays just keeps malfunctioning and their forum site has completely shutdown for good and 4chan is too confusing to understand.

 

[RaunchyVibes]

Distance wise, very close. The pictures are many years apart though. I don't suspect any connection there.

On a different note, I saw some YouTube or Reddit theory that flutter might be a mail order bride. I don't know if anyone has already looked into it but I decided to take a quick dive. I did a wayback machine search of the most popular Finnish bride site, rosebrides and found an account that was there from 2020-2021 that has the "Helmi" name from the Duolingo/Instagram lead. https://web.archive.org/web/20211023171402/https://www.rosebrides.com/finnish-brides.html
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Unfortunately wayback machine often does not save images correctly. The age is also way off from what Chris claims Flutter's age is. However Flutter's age is probably the second biggest mystery since there are pictures of her looking both young and old.

This theory is just dumb. Finland is a first world country, there are no mail order brides from Finland. The site is probably a scam to milk boomers out of their savings.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This theory is just dumb. Finland is a first world country, there are no mail order brides from Finland. The site is probably a scam to milk boomers out of their savings.

Yeah, Finland has one of the highest happy index in the world. People aren't trying to get greencard marriages out of Finland. That's just retarded

 

[King Kiwi]

Yeah, Finland has one of the highest happy index in the world. People aren't trying to get greencard marriages out of Finland. That's just retarded

Yeah, who wouldn't get unhappy of staring at an eggplant with blue hair and bad hygiene that they leave their country of origin to live it?

 

[FinnSven]

Yeah, Finland has one of the highest happy index in the world. People aren't trying to get greencard marriages out of Finland. That's just retarded

If it was Estonia or another former Soviet country country, then that would be a bit more plausible.
Most likely would be the Ukraine or an actual country near there.
Fleeing a war zone makes for cheaper and more desperate wives for sale.

 

[underoo underarmour]

If it was Estonia or another former Soviet country country, then that would be a bit more plausible.
Most likely would be the Ukraine or an actual country near there.
Fleeing a war zone makes for cheaper and more desperate wives for sale.

I like seeing various options and research posted. But I agree with the replies, the mail order thing makes no sense. An unusual agreement or situation between Chris and Flutter is likely, but I don't see a bride purchase as likely.

Damaged women clinging onto incarcerated weirdos isn't uncommon. They get a truly captive audience and look good by comparison (they are being compared to bubba or no one). Chris was accessible and bored. The question is what type of damage does she have.

She's got some sort of physical issue and almost certainly a mental one too. Her mental issues could be physiologically related to her appearance or just a result of social issues resulting from how people treated her due to her appearance / disability.

All this said, if she were a mail-order bride that would be extra sick. Imagine who would go shopping for a bride that looks like a child.

 

[Syntaxion]

Plot twist, Chris is the mail order bride here

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Plot twist, Chris is the mail order bride here

watch it turn out he had caden sign him up for some obscure dating website for autists around the world and flutter chose him because she is equally autistic but because she grew up in finland maybe without as much internet access shes able to at least pass for normal unlike chris.

 

[themarchivist2]

Chris says outright in his second video back that he met Flutter when she wrote him in jail and I feel like everyone's just ignoring that at this point despite it being some of the only solid info we have

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris says outright in his second video back that he met Flutter when she wrote him in jail and I feel like everyone's just ignoring that at this point despite it being some of the only solid info we have

Since that is the case, then it's for certain that Caden or else someone Chris trusts vouched for her. He's been wise to people trolling him as women for years, so someone Chris trusts must know her well enough to tell Chris she's legit.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Since that is the case, then it's for certain that Caden or else someone Chris trusts vouched for her. He's been wise to people trolling him as women for years, so someone Chris trusts must know her well enough to tell Chris she's legit.

The possibility is definitely there, but if she contacted Chris in prison it most likely would've been through sending mail to him directly. This would mean that any involvement Caden may have had would've happened after Chris had already started communicating with her, and there would've been no good way for Caden to manipulate mail sent to Chris in prison.

My suspicion: she and Caden are aware of each other, and may even have communicated at some point. Chris is likely trying to keep her all to himself, so to speak, and minimise Caden's contact with her. This may go some way towards explaining the closure of the Lynchburg P.O. Box and request to send mail to 14BC, but that's pure speculation.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

The possibility is definitely there, but if she contacted Chris in prison it most likely would've been through sending mail to him directly. This would mean that any involvement Caden may have had would've happened after Chris had already started communicating with her, and there would've been no good way for Caden to manipulate mail sent to Chris in prison.

My suspicion: she and Caden are aware of each other, and may even have communicated at some point. Chris is likely trying to keep her all to himself, so to speak, and minimise Caden's contact with her. This may go some way towards explaining the closure of the Lynchburg P.O. Box and request to send mail to 14BC, but that's pure speculation.

My favorite thing about this thread, is its been a well over a year now and if you go to the first couple of pages you can see what you are saying here almost word for word.

 

[CFC-12]

My favorite thing about this thread, is its been a well over a year now and if you go to the first couple of pages you can see what you are saying here almost word for word.

Fuck ELSE are we supposed to talk about?

I bet when Flutter gets ID'd, it's not going to be through some gradual uncovering of information, but some random dude who just shows up and dumps everything with zero explanation

 

[RaunchyVibes]

Imagine Flutter and Borb in a catfight alá Jerry Springer of who'se china will have this POV.