Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Pink-Over-Nail said:
I cherish the fact that people are born with such humility and empathy for the most marginalized. They show great sensitivity. Everyone is different.

Despite an individual's faults, some people will always strive to see the positive side in that same person, because deep down, if you really take an in-depth look at them, you might realize that they're not as bad a person as they let on. In my opinion, like it or not, everyone has the right to be loved by someone.

As a result, today I'm happy with Chris's life with Flutter, regardless of the nature of their relationship. This is what should have happened to him a long time ago: someone who loves him for who he is, who accompanies him, and who sincerely supports him.
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If Flutter is aware to an extent of what Chris is doing and what he's done so far and she's being serious about this and also doing this out of her own volition, hopefully, she's there to keep Chris quiet in the real world at the very least and hopefully the internet. I'm not seeing a lot about Chris, so I think Flutter and the grifters are doing something right by keeping him busy through some means. After all, an idle mind is the devil's playground.

I don't think Flutter and Chris should be bothered so much. Hell, Flutter is doing the right thing, in fact, by covering her face and staying away from candid photos from stupid weens. She KNOWS what she's doing. Let's just leave them be if there's nothing shitty happening and let them live out their lives, now that no one is getting hurt (hopefully).
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
I think Flutter is a through and through an Amerimutt.
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From the photos on the CWCki, she seems to have a more restrained northern European gait, rather than the limb-swinging negro gait of an American. Her outfits seem more European, although they are so generic it is hard to tell. She also looks very Finnish so I doubt the ancestral claim is as tenuous as it is with the "Irish Americans" and so on.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
I think Flutter is a through and through an Amerimutt. I just refuse to believe that somebody would come from North Central Europe to bed Chris. This sounds much more like some over socialized, Internet brained Midwest anime club millennial would do.
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Maybe fat retards that sound like the Rich Evans reimagining of Bill Skarsgård's Pennywise, look like the clown-haired lovechild of Brook Shields and Notch, and smell like a c. Diff-infected port-a-potty on a mexican fishing boat carrying crates of rotting limes happens to be her specific fetish and she's willing to travel as far as she needs to to satisfy it. A fetish so specific that it would have to appeal to a european sensibility.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
Has anyone looked into this Instagram account? Same username as Flutter's suspected Duolingo (minus the underscore), with a Finnish bio.
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There's also this one which has the underscore, but it's more or less empty.
Also a Reddit account: u/Naapurin_Pena
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I looked into the u/Naapurin_Pena (A) Reddit account and observed a few interesting things.

It's definitely an account of someone in Finland:
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But if you look at the picture of their cat they posted 1 year later, you can see a "welcome" door mat. I doubt that's something they sell In Finland. Maybe something they brought back or did they move?
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With this picture of the forest they posted 2 years ago, to me it looks like a forest in North America. A forest in Finland would probably have more pine and spruce trees.
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Maybe a sign of a Finnish person in the US or an American that lived in Finland?
 
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Bad as Can said:
I looked into the u/Naapurin_Pena (A) Reddit account and observed a few interesting things.

It's definitely an account of someone in Finland:
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But if you look at the picture of their cat they posted 1 year later, you can see a "welcome" door mat. I doubt that's something they sell In Finland. Maybe something they brought back or did they move?
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With this picture of the forest they posted 2 years ago, to me it looks like a forest in North America. A forest in Finland would probably have more pine and spruce trees.
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Maybe a sign of a Finnish person in the US or an American that lived in Finland?
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That's definitely Chris in the picture.

I know that manboob, gunt and slump of a shit posture anywhere.
 
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Bad as Can said:
But if you look at the picture of their cat they posted 1 year later, you can see a "welcome" door mat. I doubt that's something they sell In Finland. Maybe something they brought back or did they move?
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No, those are quite common and really tacky. I could walk to Mall of Tripla and pick one up right now.

Bad as Can said:
With this picture of the forest they posted 2 years ago, to me it looks like a forest in North America. A forest in Finland would probably have more pine and spruce trees.
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The tree on the right appears to be some kind of rowan. Those are common all over the country, even in Lapland. Photo quality is too low for me to identify any other plants in the picture. There seems to be a lake and several docks in the background.

I'm more interested in the factory in this other image you didn't post. Haven't been able to locate it yet.

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Varis said:
No, those are quite common and really tacky. I could walk to Mall of Tripla and pick one up right now.
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The tackiest mats I've ever seen are ones that say "Dogs welcome. Humans tolerated."

What if I'm a werewolf?

It's like that scene in Wolf children, does she take Chris to the doctor or does she take him to the zoo?

I'm guessing you guys must have a medical cryptozoologist somewhere out there.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
Has anyone looked into this Instagram account? Same username as Flutter's suspected Duolingo (minus the underscore), with a Finnish bio.
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There's also this one which has the underscore, but it's more or less empty.
Also a Reddit account: u/Naapurin_Pena
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This ///feels/// like it should be her, the language used fits the profile of what sort of person we already expect her to be, the profile picture is an extremely specifically personal anecdote (that I am sure absolutely on here has made previously).
 
"naapuri" is Finnish for neighbour fyi

With the -n denoting ownership. I.e. naapurin = neighbours'... something

So ofcourse any account with naapurin, a Finnish term, is going to be from Finland.

But as for whether this Helmi person IS Flutter, I am not sure. It's certainly coincidental that it's the only Finnish girl/Finnish identity we can directly connect to him

Pena is just a name afaik. Weird username but it just means (your) neighbour's Pena, I guess

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They've been sighted multiple times in Finland by now, it really seems she's as Finnish as a sauna
I guess they could just be two Americans travelling to Finland, but....


King Kiwi said:
That's definitely Chris in the picture.

I know that manboob, gunt and slump of a shit posture anywhere.
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It's from a Finnish meme
 
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